And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey nice to see you. Hey, everybody welcome to the show hey, up there. Everybody down here. cheers and applause welcome to the late show. Very nicely done. Thanks, everybody. Nice to see you. cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody. Is this on . Is this on right now . I cant tell. Is this on . I just want to make sure. The sound guys love it when you do this. Is everybody referred from the rainstorm that just happened outside right now . Is everybody okay . Everybody . Nobody needs a snorkel or anything . For the people at home, my audience has to line up outside before coming into the show, and today in new york it was just pouring down in sheet of rain. It looked like the end of the world out there. But we all know that doesnt happen till november. cheers and applause , of course, everybody is talking about raft nights Voting Results on americas got talent. There was an amazing perform
Hey hey, everybody cheers and applause hey, dudes. Whats up, dudes . Thats right welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much. Yeah welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause something about you makes you seem very attractive to me right now. laughter now, i dont know if you guys are anglophiles or anything, but if you are, if you are into england, its Queen Elizabeths birthday today. cheers and applause she is turning ninety years old. She is the first queen to ever reach that age. There would have been others, but they were beheaded. laughter really, really shortens your life expectancy. laughter scientists find, without this, really cuts down on it. Now to celebrate, liz, as she asked me to call her liz is going to have a huge party and i hear its going to be princess themed that should be fun. But it doesnt stop there, okay. Queen elizabeth is having her portrait done by annie leibowitz. Shes releasing a new stamp in her honor in may. There
Announcer tonight, stephen welcomes charlie rose, gayle king and Norah Odonnell Deray Mckesson and Bonnie Mcfarlane featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause thank you welcome to the late show im Stephen Colbert happy friday to all of you, right . cheering which, of course, this is friday. Of course, america is still buzzing about Donald Trumps running mate, indiana governor mike pence. Theres pence fever. One of the symptoms, you know who mike pence is. Its curable. Dont think about him for a while. You will forget who mike pence is. In the last 24 hours, we have learned so much about governor pence, for instance, that he currently has a 40 Approval Rating in his state. So trump could win indiana just because voters want pence out of there. cheers and applause but thats not the only big announcement coming out of the trump campaign, because yesterday we learned who will be speaking at th
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Stephen oh. Does tom know hes out of the film . Tonight, stephen welcomes dakota johnson. Sebastian stan. And a musical performance by lukas nelson and promise of the real. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen thank you welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you. Hello down here. Hello, you there. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. So pleased to be here. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And i dont know if you all got up early to watch this morning, but the tony awards were announced and i love my musicals. They are the only place you can see people break into song for no reason outside of a Carly Fiorina speech. laughter the frontrunner, of course, is hamilton, which got a record 16 tony nominations. Hopefully, this will help them sell some tickets. How many of you are here tonight because you couldnt get into hamilton . applause ill