President of poland, said trump, when do i get to meet the president of north poland . [ laughter ] President Trump joked this afternoon that officials should consider naming a new nato military base in poland fort trump. Oh, i always assumed that this was fort trump [ laughter ] reporting for duty, colonel. [ cheers and applause president ial hopeful, senator Bernie Sanders gave a speech today defending democratic socialism, and called it the Unfinished Business of Franklin Delano roosevelt. Added sanders, who by the way, i used to babysit. [ laughter and applause singers katy perry and taylor swift announced on social media last night that they have ended their years long feud by posting a picture of a plate of cookies with the words peace at last written in icing then one of them ate last cookie and the feud started all over again. [ laughter and applause according to new research, americans play an average of two to five smart phone games per month. Games like, will she text me bac
Poolweek to protest an incident in which the pool manager asked a woman to cover herself or leave the pool while breastfeeding her child and while management was upset, the mothers were really pumped a california man has posted a video that appears to show a driver asleep in his tesla while driving on t freeway wow, i wonder how he fell asleep did he talk about owning a tesla . [ laughter and applause uhhuh. Uhhuh, wow. Wow. W, wohat is really cool [ laughter ] really happy for you. And finally, a florida man was arrested yesterday afterin allegedly dancaround naked at a mcdonalds. Fortunately the man was quickly apprehended and transported to an appropriate facility. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonigus [ cheers and appla we one of my favorite comedians in his new movie being frank is in theaters this friday. Jim y. Ffigan is back, everybod [ cheers and applause she stars in the new netflixre show, now sting, dead to me. Its fantastic Linda Carde
The Prime Minister of canada, Justin Trudeau with whom hes had a contentious relationship. You know you have a hot head president when you have to defuse tensions with canada. Trump hasnt threatened to build a wall on the northern border, so. The president is having a bigly week. He launched his campaign and was on the cover of Time Magazine and looks like desk salesman of the month. How is this a way to position your body. In the interview, he says my whole life is a bet. And right now, the white house is running about as smoothly as one of his bankrupt casinos. He chatted with time for about an hour. He made the claim nobody in history has beenreated as unfairly as he has. Hes done more in two and a half years than any president ever. He had someone bring him a list of his accomplishments, 72 bulleted, from one winning the election to save a turkeys life during thanksgiving. He ordered coke by pushing a button. He has a red button. Its next to the faucet that dispenses ranch dressing
The rains came. My entire pool got flooded with with dirt. So were going to try to prevent that tonight. People across Southern California braced for a weakening hurricane hillary, a storm that appears to have already turned tragic in mexico. Good evening on this saturday. Im cristina rendon. The National Hurricane center downgraded hillary to a category one storm tonight, but that can still lead to catastrophic flooding in Southern California. We are already learning about dangerous flooding in parts of mexico. A live look now at conditions in the Baja California sur town of loreto. Youll notice no one is out on the beach tonight as waves crash close to beachfront buildings. A little farther north today, one person died in the city of santa rosalia. The victim drowned when a vehicle was swept away by an overflowing stream. First responders are working to confirm that the death is tied to hillary. Meanwhile, were getting reports out of the area of torrents of water coursing through str