Its me, sayin hey, whos the april fool now . I believe she broke his egg yolks. We have a shenaniganpacked show tonight. Moments from now, well chat with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet from modern family. We helped one of them perpetrate a crime on the other one. Then later, well visit with ghosts of prankings past, the time we repeatedly frightened my cousin micki with a wax figure of me, and maybe my favorite prank of alltime, painting my aunt chippys house while she wasnt home. So stay through the whole show for that. Youll be glad you did. Today also happens to be census day here in the united states. What a year for a census. Everyones answer to the question, how many people are living in your home . Is going to be too many. And if you dont respond, they send someone to check on you, in person. Its gonna be hard this year to pretend youre not home. Heres how i look at it. Census or not, if anyone knocks on my door, theyd better be holding a bag of chinese food. Or charm
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests senator Bernie Sanders Angela Basset comedian isabel hagen and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1223 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness wow. Thank you i love you im so happy youre here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for thank you for watching, everybody. You guys, were so glad hes here Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause senator and this is nice backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee isnt that nice . [ laughter ] i thought that was so i thought that was last night was super tuesday 2. 0, and it was a rough one for bernie the only person who had a worse night was the bachelors mom, barb oh, my god [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. Now listen to this i saw tha
A massive storm system rolls across the middle of the country bringing strong winds, rain, hail and even some tornados in the south. Homes damaged, debris in its wake and dangerous conditions on the road. With nearly 50 Million People at risk today, what you need to know. All that plus scare in the sky. Unruly passenger in the back. A passenger tries to rush the cockpit on a flight bound for Newark Airport. Royal drama. President trump and Oprah Winfrey now weighing in on that bombshell announcement from prince harry and Meghan Markell this week, that they are quitting as senior royals. And welcome kristen. My white house colleague Kristen Welker officially joins my weekend family as coanchor this morning. Well take a look how she got here, some fun and some surprises too. Today saturday january 11th, 2020. Announcer from nbc news this is today with Peter Alexander, Kristen Welker and dylan drier live from studio 1a. We thank you for joining us this saturday morning. I could not be mor
Pretty much zero degrees, to get into his ohio rally tonight. Yeah, but, i mean, it is ohio. Theyre used to braving the cold to watch losers. [ laughter ] President Trump said this President Trump said this afternoon that he has started urging people to remember the name of his new usmca trade agreement by thinking of it like the song, ymca. He then added, like how i remember my wifes name, macarena. [ laughter ] Madame Tussauds wax museum in london announced today that it has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. Said the queen, not good enough melt them. [ laughter ] senator cory booker sa senator cory booker said in a new interview that staying in washington for President Trumps impeachment trial could be a big, big blow to his campaign. Also a blow, basic math. [ laughter ] a woman was ar a woman was arrested in florida recently after a police dog found almost 27 pounds of cocaine hidden in her car. The woman is awaiting trial. A
For a chance to win 49ers playoff tickets, some people are willing to get wet. [ cheering ] it is called a little bit, but the first time was the worst, this is my fourth time. Reporter the team raffled off eight pairs so to see if someone could do their best impression of nick balsa. I was standing there and i heard that i won good thing because the game is sold out. Reporter Team President said the 49ers are anticipating a recordbreaking crowd, largest in their 73 year history. Get into the system really early, so you are there for kickoff. Reporter there will be a navy flyover, rally towel away and halftime giveaway halftime show. The team store is open late for people hoping to gear up in time, and this will be the first 49ers playoff game in levi stadium, something that is lured fans in from afar, this one has been a fan since the catch. Reporter this man through he flew in from new york. Im so happy for tomorrow and i wanted to be in the news adm, ive ive been a candlestick but n