paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them after words ? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then it s on the bottom of your shoe. than they make eggs until they spread? greg: jimmy? this is idiotic. their local residents can get roaches for free in their apartments. actually, all of new york. greg: i lived in midtown and i
hate football. it s 10% action, 90% people walking around with occasionally spitting. tyrus: don t you look at me. kat: it is so boring. if i wanted to see that i could look out my window and i do have a window, tyrus, not to brag. and you know what? football is everywhere. you can t go into a bar during football season without football, football, football, where are the bars for the ones of us who want to watch forensic files or toddler interiors and don t they knock it until you try it because i try. i went to the bar and watch football and one up getting bored and journaling in the corner and then everyone like me, left. greg: tyrus, he played pro ball so who is this rams? tyrus: who are the rams? sometimes okay you just stop.
greg s house, and i heard screaming. i knew it wasn t greg s screams, but it just kept getting louder and louder and louder. so i just kicked in the door and what i saw was unbelievable. greg was delivering a baby. apparently, when not at fox [laughter] greg volunteers as a midwife. [laughter] so i apologized about the door, and he said, oh, don t worry about that old thing. here, have a hoguegy. [laughter] what happened after that? oh, he gave me $of 600. last month i was pretty convinced greg had a drinking problem. he would only drink seven glasses of water a day s and when i told him he should drink eight, he took my advice and anthen doubled my salary. [laughter] now i can quit my night job at the refinery and spend more time volunteering at the orphanage greg founded. [laughter] so you were with greg in the
then, when i got home, i saw that he d made a donation to a local hospital in my name. he never even mentioned it. he also did my laundry. greg: that could have been worse. [laughter] so the media gets its injection of gossip, cliff simms was a low-level hack, but they can go even lower. i can t wait to see the next books, you know, grounds for impeachment as told by the white house gardener. [laughter] boiling over, i burned trump s steaks and 12 other chapters from the white house chef. [laughter] inside trump, a memory with fold-out colonoscopies. fact is, everyone has something to say and, frankly, identify got to say i ve got to say that worries me. has greg ever gotten mad at you for anything? yeah. one time i was really late. my train was delayed, and by the time i got there, greg was in my
brady. and then the super bowl ads even watching online all week. my favorite was this one. [laughter] greg: i bet that will not air. anyway, christina, i hate half-time well i ve been saying this for ten years that the halftime show since it went pop with celebrity it sucks. we should go back to high school marching band and truck villa. but think of all the people who don t care for the game but want to tune into the halftime show. greg: they are losers. you had janet jackson s boob out one time. greg: that was the downhill. tyrus: that was one of the greatest moments in history. excuse me, sir. greg: she got brutalized. tyrus: not by me and my house. greg: and justin timberlake got