i would say this, tyrus, i enjoyed the tidbits but they mean nothing to me. tyrus: really, greg? little tidbits in a tell-all me nothing. greg: what are you trying to infer? tyrus: my tell-all is it up there. isn t that crazy? i didn t get you asked every employee and no one knew who holly was but they do now. [laughter] why was i not asked? greg: you don t live in new yo york. tyrus: i ve been here since wednesday, sir. it must be nice. mr. president, take a page out of the greg gutfeld line. he did his own tell-all. he directed it. he produced it. i don t know if you noticed but that muffled voice that was holding those people hostage for hours, that was greg. he sat while he talked about how great he was. what s the name of your orphanage? i never caught the name of it.
over it like what a cute rat. greg: squirrel privilege. you are going to mouth from the word. i was going to let it go. greg: up next, the tattoo, the snafu, japanese barbecue. what is areata ground a to do? [cheering and applause] as someone in witness protection,
early days. any stories from back then? oh, yeah. well, i don t really like to talk about it that much, but back in the early days there were a lot of late nights, and greg got me hooked on drugs. baby aspirin. now every day i take a baby aspirin, becausese it reduces yr risk of heart disease. you know, i didn t know this at the time, but before the gg show, greg practiced medicine at thisis orphanage he founded. [laughter] he also gave me $60 once. [laughter] $600. [applause] let s welcome tonight s guests. homeless people give him change, comedian jimmy [inaudible] [cheers and applause]co try saying her name drunk, fox business reporter christina parts never loss! she cheered at the end of ole
cockroach factory. let me say, i would never pay $2 to buy someone a roach for valentine s day. i would wait until the day after and get it for 1 dollar. greg: beautiful roaches, tyrus. i have a feeling you have strong feelings about this. tyrus: about roaches? greg: about valentine s day. tyrus: they remind me that i never get anything right. i am not that guy. i think a punch in the arm and a good job is a good job but apparently you have to have flowers and stuff. as a guy who can relate to having bad ideas like hey, let s go lift weights together on valentine s day because ladies are not into that. this was a bad idea from a dude scientist who thought it would be cute to send his girl a cockroach and named it after her fed and blew up miserably and to drive to bring the rest of us guys to fall for it it was for charity. bad ideas, fellas. even hissing cockroaches.
i was so grateful. then when i got home i saw he made a donation to a local hospital in my name. he never even mentioned it. he also did my laundry. greg: that could have been worse. the media gets the air injection of gossip and before he gets to bunk they moved on. cliff sims was a low-level hack but they can go even lower. the next books are grounds for impeachment as told by the white house gardener. boiling over, i burned trumps stakes in 12 other chapters. inside trump, a memoir with colonoscopies. fact is, everyone has something to say and frankly, that worries me. yeah, one time i was really late and my train was delayed by