I thought that was a lock. You definitely have a gambling problem. [whistles] when were done with you, mon, youre gonna be nothin but a mustache. Well, at least he didnt get me pregnant. [forced laugh] [stops laughing] [grunting] goodbye, old bear. Just so you know, im not mad at you for lying to me and breaking my heart. Steve, we both saw things in this bear that we wanted to see, but we learned from this. Yeah, i learned i dont need a father to make me a man. These past few days, i learned how to ride a bike, and i almost beat up a woman. Thats as manly as it gets. Mmm, and i learned to be more openminded. After being intimate with a bear, im almost ready to consider dating an armenian. Son, is that you . [triumphant orchestral music] oh, no, im not falling for that again. Gaah [thud] [groans] my heart. [taser buzzing] oh [breezy music] [typewriter keys clacking, bell dings] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause john welcome to the daily show my name is john oli
And there is good reason to believe it will continue. My duty tonight is to report on the state of the union. The not of the state of the government but of our american community. Therefore, set forth responsibilities to form a more perfect union. The state of the union is strong. As we gather tonight, our nation is at war. Our economy is in recession, and the civilized world faces unprecedented danger is. Yet the state of our union has never been stronger. It is because of our people that our future is helpful hopeful. And the state of our union is strong. President obama delivers this years address with the Preview Program at 8 00 a. M. Eastern. Tuesday night on cspan, cspan radio, and cspan. Org. President obama awarded the medal of honor to Clinton Romesha. This is half an hour. Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States and mrs. Michelle obama, accompanied by medal of honor recipients staff sgt Clinton Romesha. [hail to the chief] lets pray. Eternal god, from whom we
Lifeline, what does that say to you . Guest that is the difficulty. How they get fuel and structure, to the local police. A lot of these local units are in small villages and difficult to get to. They may be in trouble and they and maybe because theyre out this is the firstrefus indication of problems. Caller i am calling for mississippi. [indiscernible] i do not want them over there. I cannot understand why what they need to do there. Just think what that were due to our borders for education of our children. It does not seem fair and all that we have to go over there and you soldiers for this purpose. Guest that is the decision that the policymakers will have to make. Why were there or how long we stay, are decisions above my pay grade. I do not avoided but my job is to look that now that were there, are we spending the money well . The policy decision is for congress and the Senior Executive branch. Host sounds like our tax dollars will be going to afghans for decades. Guest the twe
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