All right. All right. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. M i love. I love. Me too. Hashtag happy tuesday, everyone. Lets get started. This w this week is National Brain injury awareness weeeek, or as joe calls it, every week. Former White House Press secretary jen psaki is under fire for claiming joe biden. Didnt check his watch during the Memorial Services fortch du soldiers killed during the u. S. Withdrawal from afghanistarinr in 2021. She was right. U. S. Giden wasnt checkin watch. He was just surprised at those weird things at end of his arms called hands. D an Stormy Daniels actually wore a bulletproof vest to Donald Trumps hush money trial, which is weird because shes uset prd to taking shots to the face that back, hey, we aint playing tonight. But to make her feel at home,hoe a member of her Security Detail saw the vest and crumpled a 20 bill into it. Four years after joe biden picked Kamala Harris as his vp, hes still mints, mispronouncing her. Its contagious. He he said
Lets get going. An tha come on. You can do bettet r than that. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. You can stay happy tuesday, everyone. So democrat congressman Jamaal Bowman has had himself a weekont and its only tuesday. On saturday, Bowman Pulleuedr A Fire Alarm at the capitol and claimed he didnt know what a fire alarm doee s. Now, id be the last personaccu to accuse bowman of knowing thingsse, but the words fire an, alarm, they dont leave a lot of room confusion. He said he thought it opened the door. t the ap dont fly with him. H hihell take the handle to the planes emergency exit. Flushes the toilet, thenad his office put out some suggested Talking Points ta jets, llow democrat they pu who are all happy to fall in line like outside hunters hote l. This is what he wanted themwt to say to reporters. Quoted hime, i believe congressn bowman, when he says this was an accident. Republican wn s to instead focus their energy on the not see members their party beforee. Anything else. End qu
the israeli army just announcing it s killed a hamas commander who, quote, directed of the october 7th attacks on israel. the idf says his elimination significantly harms hamas efforts to disrupt israel s ground operation. it comes as israeli ground forces pushed deeper into gaza, advancing both tanks and other armored vehicles. the idf also rescued one of its own, a female soldier who had been held hostage since hamas stormed israel on october 7th. prime minister benjamin netanyahu once again rejecting growing calls for a cease fire. the united states would not agree to a cease fire after bombing of pearl harbor or after the terrorist attack of 9/11. israel will not agree to a cessation hostilities with hamas after the horrific attacks of october seventh. the u.s. government also voicing opposition to a cease fire, saying it would benefit hamas. but with the war now in its fourth week, american officials are pushing to get more much needed aid into gaza. the more than 2
yeah. all right. you can stay. happy thursday, everyone. record heat in the northeast continues. it s so hot in washington, d.c. president biden is puttingen extra ice in his embalming flui d. rachel levine is freezing his pants in the hhs break room. all right i ll wait for that. jerry nadler is stuck stuck to someone else s legs. i had three for the price so president biden headed to camp david today to begin preparing for his debate with donald trump. here is his car pulling into the camp, a luxury high rise that will serve as a homeless shelter where units cost taxpayers an estimated 6000 grand. each has opened in downtown l.a. and the homeless are complaining about having to live around the homeless. but i got to say, it s got great perks. it has a rooftop garden, a gym, plus hot and cold running. there s no better word thanditae it s my mantra when i meditate and the reason to interview dr. anthony fauci fears that someone could kill him. here s some advice. fauci