Lets get going. An tha come on. You can do bettet r than that. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. You can stay happy tuesday, everyone. So democrat congressman Jamaal Bowman has had himself a weekont and its only tuesday. On saturday, Bowman Pulleuedr A Fire Alarm at the capitol and claimed he didnt know what a fire alarm doee s. Now, id be the last personaccu to accuse bowman of knowing thingsse, but the words fire an, alarm, they dont leave a lot of room confusion. He said he thought it opened the door. t the ap dont fly with him. H hihell take the handle to the planes emergency exit. Flushes the toilet, thenad his office put out some suggested Talking Points ta jets, llow democrat they pu who are all happy to fall in line like outside hunters hote l. This is what he wanted themwt to say to reporters. Quoted hime, i believe congressn bowman, when he says this was an accident. Republican wn s to instead focus their energy on the not see members their party beforee. Anything else. End quote. Well talk about raising the alarm in case of fire. Scream, but excuse me,. Thats kind of rich coming from a socialist democrat, seeing as stands for nationalist, socialist workers party. Talk about the pot calling the kettle hitler. Kettle but hey, whats goo hd forth the goose is good. The goose stepper. I thought that was clever. Thank you, joe. But its the same old story if you persuade everyone that your opposition is hitler, then that excuses you from your own bad, thatom. They did this with trump. I mean, you called him the Second Coming of adolf, so why wouldnt you rig an election. At not to do that would make you a sympathizer. But apparentlymake, bowman didnt actually know. Jabar bowman said that, according to Jamaal Bowman. Is there no limit to things thisaccord. Man doesnt know . Do dont ask jamal. He doesnt knot dont asw. He just put out another statement on excuse. N ou i just became aware that in our messaging guidance there was inappropriatguidane use of the term without my consent. I condemn the use of the teri mo out of its precise definition. It is important to specify the term to referut m to membes of the party and neonazis. All right, so lets recap. Jamaal bowman doesnt know what a fire alarm does. His stafarm doesf doesnt know a is, and none of them know the first rule of holes. Stop digging. At this rate, this guy is going to wake up tomorrot thisuy wilw of course, though, the media bailed him out. By monda y, two of the Big Three Network news programs had moved on from bowmans stuntveoc and didnt cover it. Only cbs did. But even they framed as republican accusations and then repeated bowmans excuses. E are some republicans are also calling for the ouster and prosecutiooun of. A new york democrat Jamaal Bowman, a former Middle School Horm of pullinghey a House Office Building fire alarmrm to delay the 10th proceeding saturday. Bowman apologized and saidroceen he thought the alarm would open a locked doorway as he rushed thoud open and after discussing it, defending bowmaner defen, tw quickly moved on. And believe me, moving quickly, its not easy for them. To greas they have to stop every six or eight feet to grease the walls. Now, even though the medias already moved on, surely anis absurd event like this is ripe for the picking from comedy show s, right . You think the Network Late Night talk shows that returned Last Night Tha have something to say about a democratic congressman committing a Federal Crimeno On Camera in the capitol . Nope. It was mostly trump jokes. And of course, with a few Lauren Boebert jokes throughout thrown in. Es it was material ripped fromen the headlines. If the headlines were fromes weeks ago, jimmy fallon avoided political humor altogether. His credit. Seth meyers did. Variations of trum seth medid p thats no surprise if liberal compliance was our currency. Compliseth meyers would be jeff bezos. For colbert, its mostly trump jokes boebert couple of bob menendez and taylor swift jokes thrown in. Kimmel mostly trump jokes. John kennedy jokes. But you get it. The writers are back, and so are their restrictions. Joke about this. Dont jokeut about that and Geta Nostalgic for the days when the hosts haen thed. But this isnt just about bowman. Hes a product of his environment. Thist just abthe Media Environe is illiberal and liberals in power. No, the Mainstream Medianstrea will them more cover than one of whoopis memos. A thats why bowman can pull the fire alarm in front of a surveillance Camera Lisurvie Abt and then lie about what he lied about. Thats why joe biden can claim hes never done an illegal, immoral or unethical thing immoe. Lif sorry, the guys as crooked that painting hung by stevie. Thats why his son could canb bring cocaine. The white house. Thats why the clintons can treat ukraine likeeat a 20 something intern. Thats why bob menendez can swim around in a big pile of gold like scrooge mcduck. Theyre all openly corrupt because they know they can k get away with it. And thats because their comrades in the media care about nothing but power. Thats not to say republicans arent fair gamerepu. Trump is fair game. We should all mock and criticize people in power. Should andyoure mocking and n me. Im off limits. D lecturing anill pick a Team Y Lawyers on you faster than you could say. Jacoby and myers. Side o but when you only go after one side of the aisle, you give the game awa givy. Even youre not speaking truth to power. Youre not even doing comedy. Youre a colbert or kimmel. Just another political activist with a house banother pod. Thats why i dont care when lib say im one sided. Sorry, thiim ones one show aga every other late show, late night show iother n america. Theyre all doing trump jokes, so why should i . Its like William F Buckley once said. Liberals want to hear other views until they discover otherr their are other views. Itsid i say that . Maybe i said that. Ar its hard to remember since i started putting nyquil in myd protein shakes. But ill make a deal with those otherall make night,. Ill start slamming republicans. When they start slamming republicans s. Now, the minute they do that, someones going to pull the fire alarmal. Well, very tense. Gueslets s when one of his aude members first got, its usually from appendicitis. Comedian joe mackey packs heatai while dispensing red meat townhall. Com editor and Fox News Contributor katie babb. He looks and sounds a gram of weed. Comedian and founder of western razor, david angelo and like a proctologist Office Oldwait men also wait hours to see her New York Times best selling author and Fox News Contributor got tim joe. One of have people ever tried to pull a fire alarm during . One of your shows . Not my stand ugep shows when im stripping, yes. Because things get pretty hot. Ll ill tell you. Ill tell you what, though, greg. I think Jamaal Bowman can Pullrm The Fire Alarm again and wouldna defend him again. That is just the sweet, liberal, liberal privilege. Sho that i wish we talk show host writers all had on the conservative side because these talk shows, they arent funnthesowy, they gw ratings, but they get paid millions of dollars. And on the fli dolla p side of that, my id card doesnt even work in this studio, i have to letsto iscurity. And every day im like, is this it . Is this a day where, whenn threatened to kill me if w the jokes dont go on fridayel that someonesda to pounce . Well, i mean, joe, i mean, lets be frank. We eliminated your position two years ago. R none of us really wantedyour to hurt your feelings. And you. But youre a crowd favorite, so we let you come in. Wow. Yeah. Well in. , kevin gets fired quicr than i do. Yead quickeh, well, what an excellent segway to, katie. Vin who would have thought that Kevin Mccarthy would get canned before bowmane . I mean, its not like mccarthy pulled the fire alarm. I mean, he shut up today. He got us off the pope. Definitely dont have the voteds. Stay here. And now im leaving. You know, i think this says a lot about educatioi n, americ, that this guy was a School Principal and yet claims was princt know how to read a fire alarm, that he was confused. I mean, i think that says a lot about the state of education in america and the kids that cane t all over all e the country. That is frightening. Also, he you know, nobodysw pointing out that he did throw his staff under the bus or did. Yes. You knowaff uns be, because he o i think he compared people to before and now suddenly hes changed his is to compare to a lot of conservatives to. And now he wants to make sure that we respect the termaz and only apply it. And its very precise fashion, which apparently also doesnt knowprecise. Of a kit again, state of education in america very clear that when people like this case ica peop t the show, kids are not doing well. Yeah, you knooing w david, used to write jokes. Now youre Sittin G On Smallom Fortune from your Western Razore company. You look very comfortable. Thank you. Yes. What is your whats your feeling . Why is it i mean, you you wrote you wrote for these shows. Why . Why wont they . It seems why like this fire alam joke is perfect fodder. This fire. Well, you know, i dont know why. Why does anyone do anything, greg . You know, thats a great question. No. All right. Judd hirsch, is that it was. No, it was donaldit was sutherland. Right. Well donald , right . , anybody we those sweaters thinks there are. , i bought this oe sweaters br. At nordstroms. I mean, its actually cheaper to spend the winte r. Barbados. I mean, the prices. But, you know, they pose the fire alarm. And, you know, on congress, you pull the fire alarm, its actually just bernie alar actua, goinground fire. Fire. Ts a fire thats how they you know, thats how its wires jusd tha, thats why thats why we dont do them. Yeah, i dont know. I t is it a funny joke . Ho because it was cute right now . A little bit, bernie. I always go to bernie sanders. You you cant fail when you do a very well. You know whats interesting . Inte is bernie and y and you made a fire alarm joke. Welle. , but its an old questio that bears repeating. If you were a republican, repus. Uld be front page new oh, yeah. He were probably going to be in jail. I mean, thats we understand that. We understand. I dont know what happened. Hes you cant say anymori done the democrat. Thats news. Thats the real story. Yeah. You know, i didntthats al new were paying hunter biden. Do you know what happened . Well, they were saluted in Theut Nadian Parliamened in t. So theres just some 96 year old in argentina, like, you know, a hunter. I bought one of your watercolors. Is that a german accent . A no, it wasnget. All right. I apologize to the people of germany. Are a well, youre a apologist. Way to go. All righ nt, dad, finish this u. Why cant the media, like, do that . Just, like, pretend to be fair . Like, you know, like, imagine t this happened to a republican and then that way with a democrat . I ask. I thought the part of the Pressa Release was when he said accidental when he fire alarm. Yes. I dont like that. You knowlike tha, i like hes tu his buddies like, im your friend. Be loyal to me. Pafriend, beright and i and i dt get partisan loyalty, but i am a very loyal frienrtbut d as, you know . Yes, yes. But if you mess up, got to at least admit it to your friend first. Like i messed up. Still a place to have my bact. K still instead of doing what hes doing here, which is like, oh, yeah, accidental fire alarm accide. Wrong so case like, dude, it can be hard to admit you were wrong sometimes, but really not in this casel yo. All you need to admit is i know what a fire alarm is. Doeses. Like its a nobodyha actually thinks he doesnt know what a fire alarm is. Yeaha and if they do, then that is even meaner. Yeah. Its almost as thoug h he wants people to believe hes stupid. Rather just like a liar. Than j i mean,us you probablyt ko convince the media that he doesnt know what a fire alarm is. Not probably believe hi a fire they wouldnt believe republican. They believe him. They believe that he ignored the huge, but at the door. On te say i say i dt all the time. I am sorry. I made an impulsive decision. You know what . If the media believes that he i didnt know what a fire alarm is, isnt that a little bit racista . Its a little bit racist. Talk about low expectations right now going here that im not going near that one. Just smile. Somalia is beast. Why hes not on the bachelor. Ill never know. 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First up, democratic congressman Henry Cuella Logiciar was carjacked at gunpoint while parking in washington, d. C. Night. Yeah, he found parking. He got his car back a few hours later, but thieves had stolen his sushi out of it, which is, you know, another crimego that will go on unchallenged. At last check. Cops are still lookingallenged r the perps. That should be easy. My bet. Its the guys they didnt arrest d be eas before. It but should they be charged . Carjackings have increasedthe more than 100 since 2022, which means Feweercent Sr Peoplt be driving with fewer cars on the road. That means a reduced reliance, fossil fuels. So in a sense, carjackers are Climate Change heroes. Every person they kill is one less carbon footprint. Greta thunberg should throwarbo them a kegger. Meanwhile, l. A. , a new zero bail policy for nonviolent offenders is i for n. E of course, this will only incentivize more theft like the smashingincentiv attacks yoe every day. But why shouldnt more cities adopt cashless bail . Think of the advantages of having criminaladvantag s us aso pris opposed to prisons, for one. Consider the calories you burn running from them. You in some great cardio and fa get home faster from work. And the constant fear increasess your heart rate. So you get an Aerobics Workoutob riding the train. And then in portland, the Public Safety commissionerly told people to only call 911 Inl A Life And Death emergency or a crime in progress. So no more casual calls to 911 to report mere mailings. Ve but i have to agree with him. Feweagr one one calls means more time for dispatchers and First Responders to undergo diversity and equity training. Firso undergthat way, they can i your pronouns instead of your address. Se tha and really, theres nothing worse than finding yourself misgendereind on a wanted poster. Finally, that new yorklly Th Professoatr who a reporter witha machete, has avoided jail time. Charlene rodriguez will instead have to undergo between six and 12 months of behavioral modification counselinsig, which is great news because itll really help her at her new job at benihanr a. Katy so i decided if you cant beat them, join him because, you know, we sit here at fox, n we talk about crime all the time and its like the other side o, the coin. The democrats choose to defend criminals because agre they be seen to agree w with that. So what have we what have we decided to b, t e pro crime . E its like i think we should we should start committing crimes, too. You could have had, sweater for free not to worry about it. You just walk into nordstrom, take home . Nope, no problem. Yeah, youre a sucker. Yeah. We should all do the thing We Shoutogeth together, you know, go in and just steal a bunch of stuffn and leavd stea e. But what grinds my years about the d. C. Thing, especially that washington, d. C. Is the nations capital. If you want to live, in california, in l. A. 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Theres plenty of things i would likekey theres plenof e all clothing to have sleeves because. My arms are very like, is she okay looking and sometimes, sometimes i still like the outfit and i jusill liket gr it. And then the arms are out there i like and demand all clothes has sleeves just because my arms are disgusting. This is a great point. , whats your name again . Joe. Joe. So im a im basically agoraphobic. I have a fear of open spacehs and im a person of small stature. Shouldnt i demand smallestar rooms and narrower hallways to make me better . Joe no. Great. Thcause that would be entitledn. And it made me think that maybe at one point in the past she was thin and beautifulit one p haoo, or developed such an entitled personality like that. One but i also wrote some other one liners, which i think youll enjoyu will e. So gather round. Greg. Im guessing Comfort Suitess isnt just your favorite hotel. Surprisingly surprisingly, she didnt mention fihe size of the fitness center. 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You dont even get 24 hours out of your hotel. Stay. Not gethour your hot wrong. I should get a refund. Yeah, he said you have to callev for a latee to c and then they t like theyre doing you a favor. We got it. D these got to do is fin criminals and figure have them figure out how wale can steal hotel rooms. Mmhmm. I know how to do that. You just crossed i k border. Cross yeah. Yeah, just cross the border. Yeah. There you go. s your s your answer. Yeah. Wow. They had. Everythings all worked out. Well, she. S shes criticizing all these industries. What do you thinll these k is next on our list . I mean, this could apply to every building on earth. Well, this chick better never go to europe because they dont even give skinnye they People Al Shower Door there. Yeah, or two towels or Airho Conditioningwer dor condit or wt dont go there. But honestly, half the country is over, overweight or obese. So maybe its a Good Business model. M Start Building these spaces. I dont know. I dont know tstart. Theres a market for it. I did. The Obesity Numbers are very l because sometimes theyre very large. Yeah, but no, but theyre also this theyre deceptive. Like when you look at bmi, its like everybodyt s obese compared to the bmi, whats it called . Body mass index. That, so look at that. Just go to the county fair. Yeah jus, i cannot i as obesey y because of how heavy my muscles are. N wei but can we make one more point about the continental breakfast what were about that usually they only have a three hour range which makes hard to go twice. Yeah. Enta and what is so continental about it . Whats up with tha . T . Whats wrong with the continental . I dont get it. Oh, its so silent. I dont know. I mean, youre right. What is a continent. Yeah, you know, you go there, theres no continental. No, theres none. Theres no reference to Plate Tectonics anywhere. Oh, one. Whats the difference between a continental and an ween . Ast you well, american breakfast, youll have eggs. 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A driver for doordash got stuck in a swamp delivering duncan. Can you believe the headline from this great. Can you believe it . I mean, now, to be fair, this is in massachusetts, sodriver i didnt know the driver probably was drunk. Was druwhat . T you cant say that he mighte sue you . I said probablyoy. Was allegedly, he was a lightweight. Was it ted kennedy . Ted kennedy . No, i should have gotten that route. Look, this crowd upset. What . Why did he do this . Was it because he was following an app wa. Could that have been that he was following a gps . Yes. It helps to knows followa gp ths all in my tape. He was following gps and it led him into a swamp. Yeah. You know, and then the Dunkin Donuts was not delivered, and thatsunkin d how they foud because the customer he report,1 he called 911 because in massachusetts if your dunkin is lat e, you know hes like officer i i mess in a corolla, i need a cook. My cruller. Guys, can you give me a little bit . You do you dont have to do that. All right, katie. All right. A woman in mesa, arizona. Im not from mace, but i am from arizona, is distraught after her pet emu escaped,escape which shouldnt escape because theyre not nice to people who arent their owners. Not that. Give herre and because arizona, the Maricopa CountySheriffs Department , to wrangle it with a lasso and it ended up dying. Wow. So we maybe should defund the the police after they murdered this beautiful Animay Murderl Ws shes going to miss snuggling. And she says that they dont know anything about how to wrangle an emu. And you cant just put a rope around its neck and expectedrou survive. It so it collapsed and nows its dead. Wonet w talk about a downer. Yeah. That would never make one more thing on the five. Probably not. But he had good hair as. Ddle in and his emu photo. Yeah. You know what they say. He said cuddle an. That sounds well. Emu without me and you. Save all one didnt you. You all got a chuckle out of that one. A tragic chuckle. He didnt find that funny. I thought it was pretty good. I lookedi thou at the word. I go, hey, theres me and you in it. And then theres. Joe. Your joe, what do you got, greg . Finally, some good news after that deadl . Y story in derry township, pennsylvania. Omeowner man trespass into a home, encountered the homeowner and left the homeowner and then submitted this sketch to the immece, and the police immediately issued a warrant after recognizing as the lead at singer of aha, after seeing hima decades earlier. In the take on the video,de authorities warn hes known to go to diners to pick up human women and then he can travel through walls to go back and forth between his one dimensional world. You know that thats a great well, go that back to the original one. Thats a pretty good drawing fo r for a description. You know, he looks like everybody ive walked ive met at a used record store. He. Know, yeah. You know that grand Funk Railroad is an underrateund record. Thats what he would say. Wow, these guys dont careuy. Now, david, maybe youre right. Truly, yes all right, all right, cat, close it out. Detroit. Detroit. A cat in detroit was pregnant,g. And now shes not because she gave birth. H. And so what happened is she has these kittens that are now at a used bookstore in detroit for f reason. Its called detroit special res. Ookor s and you can go play with the the kittens and adopt them. And Kdopti Cannot recommend the of a feral cat more. Im sure a part of Tha Ocat Mort is because im 34 years old and childless, so my maternal instinct has been misplaced. Be but im sure its only part of it because feral and theyre lonely. And at first because im doing my my live shows in detroif cout this week, and at first i was like, is this feral cat throwing a competing book even etint . But itll be over by my show in october. So are there Still Available . There are the real kat timpfa. Comre though, now, so its goig to be so much fun. Sh what are the what are the dates for that show . October seventh and eighth. So . First you go to this books bookstore, get a cat. Yesto. And then you come see this cat who is not pregnant yet. Yet anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Thats an ad on. Just kidding. Please dont get me pregnant tomorrow. All right, lets. Up next, a woman files suit over a Wedgie Dispute dispute. Magnum. Magnum, who are you . Austin. Austin powers doing what i do for a living. Theres always surprises, but the one all new magnum p. I. Check your local listings. Are you tired of that old worn out bath or shower . Now you can have a new one installed in just one day with a new limited time from jacuzzi bath remodel. Were waiving all Installation Costs with no interest and no payments for one year. Jacuzzi has been making feel great for over 65 years. And now you can get a gorgeous custom bath remodel at a price you can afford with no stress and no mess. 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Disney water slide wedgiee we lawsuit does not sound great. Ys cat, im going to go to you first. And as a woman , a Femaleg Disny that is doing disney for more than 50 grand, alleging a severe wedgie injury aftern th going down the humungous Hua Waterslide back in october 2019. The suit says the park should have known of the risk, especially for womenthe risk. I didnt know that there was like a separate risk factor fowr men and women when it comes to water slides and wedgies. Were you awarater ides ande . Its pretty obvious. Its pretty hot. Ye its s. Ah. Oh, look, i want to just take the whole injury part out of the story. Yeah,y and just sayothere that blinded it. That bothered me the most mewa there to celebrate Anr 30th Birthday at disney. And i say this as someone who literally threw her own for her 30th birthday. Going to disney world. Yeahth b yeah. For your 30th birthday . Yeah, i. I made i made my father give me a eulogy and i think this is strange. Just cant catch a break masn. Theyre getting you know david, whats up with disney . I mean, walk. Ey i walt disney is spinning in his freezer because at at the stories coming out of this network. Yeah, its true. Its true. I mean, they got this, you know ,you can wedgies on the rides. Thats why mickeys voice is soc high. Ke you know, it its true,ca though. Disneys got catching a break. Theyre like, you know, getting in trouble over bambtching ayr do you hear that . T that theyre like, they might edit the ending of bambi because ithe endin bam too much. Oh, the dad. Imom will comh, thee back. Dont know. I just figured you might know something, but apparentl fa again, i failed. Yeah. Yeah. I didnt have a good i did prepared. N i off the cuff on the bambi ending. Katie, we we actually get this. Our show, ge. We actually reached out to disney. We never reached out to anybod y because were lazy. They respond. No, no response yet. Did the e side are you on . 50. Great. It happened in 2019. 20thats like four years ago i was cat in the sense that the the warnings with ka be for chi only not for adults but given all the weird Sex Offendery fos they arrested disney every year. I thought this was just part of the Adult Ride Process with the wedgie and the mega cowabunga. Whatever they offer. Thats true. They always say whenever of a few they do a sweep. Theres always a few disney where theres more than a few. Yeah, thatskers bri interestin. Well, i guess, you know, bees go to where theres honey. Yeah, i dont know even that, but thats also not true. Dont Bees Make Honey . Yes. Well, youre not suppose make at to think too hard about this. I honestly did not. Yes, they do make. Honey, you are correct. Thank you. Yes, joe did this Wedgie Storyy remind you of high school . Well honestly, greg, its more of a Combination Wedgie squirrely kindgd of thing. 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