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Ingarten meanwhile, men with low levels of testosterone are percent more likely to die than men within normal range. Well, guess who just has two days to live . All right. Monologue. The Board Of Trustees at the university of North Carolina chapel hill, just voted to defund their diversity inclty Inclusion Program and defund. Heir own i love when their owns rhetoric comes back to bite them in their fat. 2. 3 million in usc funds will be moved from that leftist boondoggle to Campus Police and Public SafetyEffort Boondso thats right. Policing. Theyre refunding the police. So on that commiesthat com. The only way it would sting even more is if they threw a Few Grand Toward Throu A Barbe and beer fest for the Fratws Fellows WhoSaved Old Glor Wy and a lot of pride. But its great news for students who want a good education. And bad news for Blue Air Blobs and race who want easy paychecks. Cnn might hire them. Cnn migh,i mean, they were dumb to hire gayle king. Unnecessary. And thats just the next step. Th one month after the entire unc system of schools movedl an to repeal and replace their di policyre. Uncs move comes in the wake of antisemitic riots on their campus and other colleges across the country where spoiled Brats Culturallys across scarves from arabs and tentspri from and so that these do this to themselves. Themthink did their my net my maniacal focus on race produce. An entire generation of bigots who are now unemployable. Well, does joy pay in the woods . The same thing is Happenin G Happe at the massachusettsni institution of technology, or mioft cat, which is no longer requiring diversity statements from prospective, although they still have to be , nerds or as mit president Sally Kornbluth put it, compelled statements impinge On Freedompis of expression and they dont work. Well, thank o expresss. Where have you been the past ten years . Ive known that forever, and im not smart enough to get into deep fry, much less your nerd factory. Looks like sally got the message. Remember, shes the only prez to survive Congressionalsional Kicking from elise stefanik, where former from eupen and harvard couldnt Identify Antisemitism if it grew a Tinya Mustache and invaded poland. So the backlash is growing and its revealing more than lizzo. After a trip to victorias secret. I approve that photo, but we juw that die was just yocamouflaged racist revenge plot. If you look like the people from the past were told to hato ,now were going to punish you for it. Its just an old bigotry as progress. But i hate to remind the kids who think they know histor ty. Congress passed a law o called the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Thats back when pelosi still had feeling in her face. And in four Bay Discrimination S on the basis of and raccrime in hiring, promoting and firing. C. D. I actually reversed that and we werent supposed to notice, but we did. Thats why, as the Washington Post points ouwht, a lot of companies are removing all references to dea by including coles, eli lilly, starbucks and coorncludings. And as anheuserbusch has learned, americans just wantto a beer, not a lecture to come with it, especially if the broa espd, the finger waggig also wags a and whether students know it or not, this trend is going to help them because Companies Wont hire the enemy. No one wants to hire a fresh en law grad bathed in deep hate, just as you wouldnt throw a live intoade io your own barracks. Plus, its nice to know that you were hired for your talent, experience and skill. Not because you lookt experiencs size model from a benetton ad and its great news forws is companies. The hiring pool just got deepetr and than Stormy Daniels lies. Stormy daniels lies. You can now hire the most competent applicant, not worry y and not worry about hiring a brainwashed Who Thinksa Two Plus two equals racist. Rxist wh there are. Okay, i can rest, but there are holdouts. One group, the society for Human Resource management, thinks just moving letters dier around will do the trick. They replace the term di with i d. Yes i. Id. Whats that normally stand for . Improvised explosive device. Great marketing, guys. Ied. I guess std was already taken, but its actually closer to the truth. And they realizeits a leave and at a school or in work and itll blow the wholeat up. But when a society focused Foc Probuman Resources thinks you solve a problem by hiding it, its time maybe to rethink Human Resources. Just move some letters around. I okay, lets do it for you. From now, Human Resources becomes each user mourns. Tering all right, smattering. A smattering. But sorry, guys. Even if we did, he changed his name to deputy. Nothings changed. Hes still going by person of interest. So we hate to tell you. Y fo society for Human Resourcecen managementag. Ied is like a president with a new colostomy bag. Its just a different container for the same old. Tonights gas. People are is had for bad luck. F jimmy ignored to go. A hair men isnt a hair club for man infomercial. Hes theinfomerc second bald gu. Oh, tonights battle campus reform. Higher education fellow nicholas giordano. Shes shes like a sunflower fin,colof colorful and plucked from abandoned lots. New york times Best Selling Author and fox news contributor. Hes sizable, recognizable, and messing with him is inadvisable. New york times Best Selling Author, comedian, former nwa, him neil chin. I like to think of as an up u from your bootstraps kind of guy. You didntr bootstps kin get wht with any di. Youre just odd white male. Thank you, greg. And im actually laying on my back holding my bootstraps. Good fo bootstrr you. Wow. Im picturing that right now. D its not do you think this is as good trend watching di go . And it is it is your di in comedy. Its all there is ins business, but i think its not spoken. No one says it. But i mean, likes lik i know le i havent gotten things just because im like a white male, likeea whit, i a show this weekd and like, if you ask the 37 people that were there, like, i should really be doing a lot Bettere Shoulddoin than i am hee back because i have man. Conser yeah, you know, its funny. Conservatives didnt ruin this. E progressives did. Yeah, like they wrecked it. Like mossst people dont mind honest. Trying to balance the scales make up fonest tryr things thate unfair. I dont think anybody. But its like it just became this thingcame of, hey, we dont want the white people in this space. And everybodys like, just up. U yeah. And it made everybody sick and tired of it. And diversitt upy shouldnt be a word that makes you sick to your stomach. No, but you hear imake youk t. You just go. No. Is that amazing . Its like they ruined somethinug because they dont have an off switch or a dial it back switch. Nick, youre you know, youre from. Youre from the academia, the world of academia. Is this am i, like, blowing the horn too soon . Is this stuff actually going out the doortually . F, first, i want to thank the inclusivity of gutfeld allow to challenge people who have that same time. Alleng with that being said,ed be suspiciouo appes. Theyll probably rebrand diy and do something else. Repackagrsomethine it. And you know, there have been professors and institu options like campus form that have been warning about diversity, equity and inclusion. War abohow leads to tribalism. It leads to people chanting death to its based on antiamericanism. And i take these institution at least some of them have realized that the movement has gone a little too far. When you have a bunche of spoiled, entitled brats screaming that america is a racist and Evil Country Erica Isd Evilat the same time, theyre calling for intifada and celebrating a organization ,a Terrorist Organizationwill D that will destroy christians, has purged christians and jews pud and wants ha to destroy societies, right . I mean, so it really you see how ironic it is that these leftists have gone too far. But i got a better idea than defunding. We should take the money that thsd being used and send all these people to the most horrible places around the world we could find. And i will guarantee you they will come back with a new appreciation for the United States of america. Thats for surbackh e. Well, i mean, sending them to chicago is not going to solve any problems. You can get it. Rig all righhtt. We know Human Resources is as screwy business. But i theres i would never say that i love you. Human resource say ts. O youre watching this. Im on your side. Sorry. My file is a bit different thann you, but there is a society for theyn resources managementbut t. They thought the solution was take diy and reverse i wt. Nse i yeah, i mean, nonegh of it makes sense, right, for them to take this, as you pointed out,t thes to say, oh, these statements that we tell people to write Compulsoryements W statements dt work. I think its worse than that. I think that actually theres no greatere you can give to a manipulative fake person than to outright tellpulative them ts is what you need to say in order to get what you want, which is all of that y is. I mean, theres been so many times in my life when ive been like, he likes all the same things i like, like no cat, you dumb. Yeah, i like those things. U i know that you like thosee things. So hes pretending to like those thingsthingsso he. Gs. But this where if you wanted to have someone to give a statement and then maybe is a part of that, thats how you would know the person cared about diversity of saying right. This statement about how diversity is important to you. I think theyre probably going to writet ab to about Diversitytant T is important to them, whether it is or it isnt. Yeaho themwhether , and thats logic. But if you Say Something like that, then that means you dont somens yt care about these itth. That that thats got nothing to do with it that makes me think how many guys they are actually saying they like taylor swift. I knolir swifw one specificap i think he plays for the chiefls hes going, oh i love that song, babe. Oh, battier am i . We found the one guy that likes taylor swift and shes going to marry him. Yes, ye s. What do you make of this . I think this is actually good for good for students thin, good for employers. I just think we always missed the lesson. Hm rfect exm. E you know, in the perfect example, as that is, by changing the name of something. But thats kind of hownginname work. Eley take words that meameann one thing and they change them in the other. But now were on to them. So now theyre juse on st moving letters around like its going to. Yeah, know, im saying its like its a t some someone has to like look dr. Evils its, its not going to happen. Yeahr you know, like you juste think, yeah, its just not enough for you, you know . It was likwholthine that whole g about the seinfeld thing. Yeah. The catch point. 22,000 people, 40 walked out and two of them were newman. So, i mean, its not even likeem ,you know, im saying, but theyre like, thats the problem. So they theyreo its its o its done for them. But were not learning for lesst because were not going to the people that it was affected by. Were not propping up the ones who were dismissed. Were not apologizin theg. Lower class white america. Were not apologizing to men and women were just saying,e oh, were doing this. No, no, no, no. It needs to be more then its more than just heres a check for police officers. It needs to be from i the universities. Were not going to get rid of scholarships for getting people in law. Orceme were going to do this. Were going to make upntma forks the the last five years of embarrassing and ruining peoples lives and peoplef who work their ass off being told no because youre white. Thats just as badld n beca as int sit he the 60s. Say no, tyrus, you cant sit around this table because youre black becauseu ar the ite same thing as the administrators in the process that actually startsizing no with recognizing, not just changing. You havein to say we we listen to the wrong people and were going to fix it. D this is how, you know, these College Students are frauds because at harvareyd theyve given up on this little sit and they were doing. Yeah. And theyre demanding to be. E yes. Instead of just leaving the school, which is still leg business with israel, theyre actually we want to be reinstated because its not willing to give anythinge want. Yeah, they got nothing. And theyre like, all right, we got nothing. Please and the us back in class. Exactly. Some Hunger Strike calling when youre dead. It was. It was a hunger moment. Yes. Up next, are voters disgusted because cohen cant be trusted . If youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Comtely. Slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienceats what. Eran s. I try to put my arm around any i venkt that i can. An hel absolutely. At new day, usa, thats what were doing. We putp em and p arm around the. Well, i think that the veteran out there that he needs to refi his home, he may want to purchase and we can help them and provide that Financial Solution for them and their families. Families. 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Its confusing because it was fashionable to be the siden. Im saying he was the side lawyer. He was a side lawyer, which ide lawys got all the he justcoe wasnt allowed to come to the house in front of the family. Yes. Thous frontyou what im saying. And if you cant tell, thiss is a love. Yes, it is love too hard. And trump used him to filewhichg some paperwork, which again, the president Made A Mistake Becausthe pre when you when theo back and forth and this is where i got to kind of go at the president a little bit, you tell us how terrible he wasl and. Hes telling you how terrible you are. But you all worked together for a long tim for e. So the the attacking, i think, just isnt workin gr the and i cant wait for the jury to come out because i love to heajumer how testimony was rt riveting. And it was just at some Point Someoning Pe gave him a boxtise of tissues and looked the president eyes. But you brokhee my heart, i was up all night. My bags were packed. I ha aredd already told my friee that i had an office at the white house. I got my kids white house dad tshirts you bring and not ruined everything. You broke my heart. And thats why im here. Yeah. And then we get it. But the jury isgoing is going e back in the verdict. I can i can tell you right now, word for word what thetell y verdicts going to be. Jury is going to come up. Theyre going to hand the bailiff and hes going to go the bao. Jerry comes back with what we dont knows. Can you sometimes wish that you had someone that cared about you the way cohen cared about trump . He admitted to lying outto p of loyalty and in order to protect him. I do have someone like that. Im sorr. Y. Im so you dont. He does, gusrr. Yeah. Stories. Attorneys saying that He Storney Saidt was going to kill himself because he didnt get the job. You. Beidn a that i can picture. Yeah, thats it. Mecan see the flurry of Text Messages that were being sent, and its also like the guysed p a convicted perjurer. I mean, this is thereerjus big witness. Its just none of it makes sense. Its gone on for so longakes seo me its so remarkables how something involvingr an you know and powertr and betrayal is this boring at the endayal i of day because they dont even know the charge yet. Grew annt even kno the charge yet. Its about an entry intoentr a n expense. A legal expense. Oh, i think youre going somewhere else with that. Sought youe go sino that logginl expense, that they couldnt do it any other can because there. No way to do it. So theres actually no we havent i havent hearreg i hdm talking about that. No they havent. Nicholas have you beenollowing following this . You better. But its like hes a known th you. s all how can anybody take him seriously . This is all a vendetta. Well, i following this closely,. And im starting to think that the district attorneyollow, alvin bragg is really a maga closet maga supporter, right . Yeah. How else you explain this trial . Completely ridiculous. Everyone sees what it is that you use and the weight of government to target one person that you dislikt ofee but i do have to give a thank you because ive been teaching 20 years and i never thought id be able to bring porn stars into the classroom. Talk about that. I got hunter biden and his crack and who done it with the cocaine in the white house. I mean, politics in 2024 has gotten really interesting. The only thing i wish is thise trial was televised. I think that would add aly t new Elemenhing Thet to it wheree could watch it on tv. But im starting to think that at first it was maybe a hung jury. Now im starting to think that the jury may actually ayo new york jury, only democrats could do this. A Newur York Jury actually goes with a not guilty verdict based on what weve heard. Yea thet noth. I mean, there could be an opportunity that it doesnt even go a jury. I heard Jonathan Turley sayrk that before he left for work. I shouldnt have said that. Oh, going to kill me. M what all right, jim, what say you . Whats Comedy World Thinkingld K right now . Whats going on in the comediny thats a great non humiliating way to ask. Right i dont its so far like i think Michael Cohen probably t telling the truth, but i dont dony careolutel about this at all. I dont care. He did it. Yeah. He should have had with her. He did . Yeah. He lieied. I dont trust any president that gets caught cheating on his wife and immediately goes, you got me. Like, thats not in the negotiator. Thank you. I dont care at all if he. I dont care if he had with her and wiped her back over the classified documentr on in great. It has nothing to do. I wouldnt care if biden did it. I dont care who these guys have sex with if they have the to like if they get busted, it is a nonissueo. Its a waste of everybodys time. Yes, we went froe. M top to top secret. Either way he declassified it. Yes, i. Oh, beautiful. All right. I condemn Everything Everybodyot just said. 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Our video of the comes to us from former House Speaker and current wax figure nancys fe pelosi, who recently spoke at an oxford union debatident n thats in england cat. Un she argued that americans who see Themselvesion De Populit are just poor souls looking foro answers. Watch. Weve seen demagogues come down the pike, destroy the press. What is what is. Ake but do the republicans say fake news . So theyre diminishing that inyi the eyes of these poor souls who are looking for some answers. Weve given them to them,at but theyre blocked by some of their views on guns. They have the three gs guns, god, guns, god. I use my gs. Yeah. It was an echo. O obamas comment that Working Class Voters cling to guns or comm except the only Thing Clinging to nancy are her eyebrowsly. Olas it nicolas its always kind of the same. Its like, oh, these poor, ignorant masses. If there are only smart enough to see how great the democrats are, well, its the elitist attitude, you know, that they forgot what Public Service all about, that theyre there to serve the public. Instead, they think theyre there to rule over the public. And i think with nancy pelosi, you see that elitist attitude, even back when she made the Salon Open Uep get ahead on during covid. Meanwhile, i had to give my kids haircuts and they look she like jim carrey for dumb and dumber. And then she messed up her servants and she held this big lavish fundraiser. So it shows that theser an politicians have to let them cake eat, let them eat cakws aea attitude where its not about ordinary people in the plight, but really to blame. Is it them or is it the people that keep on puttingn like this in power . And i think we have to start looking internally whereda theyre denigrating us time and time again. Theyre constantly a down to usy as if were children and we dont know whats in our best interests. And yet theres so many people that will go and just reelect him back into office. Wih so at some point we have tonn blame ourselves. Just name recognition. Jim you and nancy dated back ins the 80s. Yes, we did. Is a first of all, on that guy look like theyre dressed for the dinner party at the shining. Yeah thee dresse. He should be sitting on the end of a bed with a guy in a rabbit coming out of his lap. Oh, yeah. Shes like, its like shes doing kind of doing some kind of weird satanic spele isl. Yeah. The only poor soul i can think l of is the cop who had to look at her husband in his underpants as heand in h. W as he flirted with a hammer wied wielding stuind. I dont know if that those facts are true, jim. That probably not correct, but thats why they call it elitism, not wasnt back after this. E that. I dont know what that means, but at least honest about her elitism. She she can look down at anybody public like some people do it Behind The Scenes that pretend theyr people that s are populous. But she will look down on you to your fachedown oe. Yeah. I dont want her telling me what to do. No, thats not true. Id love her to tell meelling what stocks to buy. Yea mh, thatd be great. But its like, see,g to people cling to this or that. Okay, if thats what that persons values are, then that person clings to their values. Thats what everybody does. Yeah, thats what cling ti cane for. Any of these people of either major party. Because what my valuesas are and to look down on someone just because of theirs are differennt. Yours. That doesnt make you better or smarter. Just jus thant make u t trust what peope you do. People know whats best for themselves. If knot for gt to cling to it, they should cling to go for it. Yes,t to you should see the this i cling to. You should . Yeah. Unfortunately, one of thems my leg. I just get excited. 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This woman, i think i dont think ive ever said this before, but if i saw her. Try to i might try to fight her. Yes. No, i might. T it. H i might get into fighting. No. You know what . I dont just take hot showers d to shower. I do it recreationally. Yeah, i like to bathoionalle. I like to shower. It is like the one warm, Peaceful Place in the world thats full of miseryd and stress. You knowhicw . And like you said, theres no way to verify that shes really taking cold showers, because then, you know, if i say, okay, well, then let me watch a shower, then o w im right. This is this. This is the most awful. And you hear of winning anyone over to your cause. Come over on my teamr caus. C we take cold showers every day. Yeah. No well, shes. I dont think she has she a wife. I mean, you really upset me. I know has theyre warm this fit time im warm, and you want to take that from me . T its one of the few things we have, jim. Im telling you, we have no evidence that this reg gym author madechange these changes herself. But the people that do this eat dont use air conditioning. Aio it for a month, you , right . Yeah. And then tell us how went. Yes. I wont do this. And not only will i no it this. I use hot water on my plants and i wont. I wont flush the toilet unless therehe toiles hot water in th. Im going to send my little treats away. Nice and toasty. Ha ha ha ha ha. Thats disgusting. I think that these people should be forcedi thin diarists to actually prove dod showd be that theyre doing this. Listen, this soundsing this , but again, climate, everybody just running out of, you know. Yeah, theyre running out. That would hold your breath and the planet will be better. Yea he h. Cold showers is a man thing. Okay . G and i take cold showers all the time because it prepares me for the rest of my days me. Hmm. M i step out. My face is already set i. Im already disappointed. Im already at my worst physical point with all the freezing. Im ready for the world. Lets go dl o it. Theres a lot of the big thing right now is those cold plunges. And its good for your body, is good for your joints or whatever. But i dont think in the main stream of things, the planets we are falling apart and were holdinn thsg on. And like, what was it . I remember like somebody took a hot shower. Yeahthat d it . Look and as you and i follow, we look at cat and like, you, it was you. But by the way, as she sips, smoking hot tea, as she walksg away and we die, by the way, jesse on the five today said that he called plungesdid o the five minute alive. Do you hear that . T theres nobody who does it. Theris nobits because he did ti hed be posting it. Yeah. Yeah, exactlouldy theres no way johnny did it. And then he recorded johnny and then put it and then said he did it. So ill take i the challenge of calm waters out right now. I will challenge you to a cold puncrsh. Lets see. You can go. Yeah. There you go. Yes. So, nicholas, they als. O out washing your plates like theres like you, you wash your hands with hot water, you wash because you killedr germs. That is correct. And doing the laundry, they want you to do cold waterme to dirty sheets, like for me, sheets and cold water. But these people, its the elitist mindset. Theyre all frauds and hypocrites. Theyre just miserable in life. Hypon Plastic Straws tha as if thats the thing thats going to save the earth. Planette thin instead. Now we use paper straws in every drink, just miserable ev use them. Its theyre all frauds. And i think its time that we dont even listen to them and acknowledge them at this point becaus d acknowle. T and theyre not going to live by what they say on me. Preach if we ignore them, then i have to find another story to do. The and these are really easy stories on College Campuses, man. Yeah, i know, but its it is never ends. It just Washington Post like t okay so i when i was editor mens health before i would do ul anything i would actually do the thing i, i lived in a monastery for a weekd when i talked about it i actually ate mcdonalds for eight days when i wrote about eating for mcdonald, eating mcdonalds every day. I did i, i tried everything. Dan rather shot up heroin. Really . In. He did that exploited jim, your grinning at me. I just like to look at you. I know what im tonight. Ws oh, mess. We got news to give from where our guests live. There are certain eras in American History that define us where fortunes were made, rules were broken, and legends were born. This was an age of outlaws and lawman. Howdy, bob, and businesses down here. Some were heroes, some were villains. And thats where the fun begins. This staff trainer, marsh, says hes this is outlaws and lawmen now streaming on fox nation now streaming on fox nation copd isnt pretty. 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I know. Im kelly, Crystal Kelly and this is local news where every y guest is to share a story from wherever theyre from. Jim,where th why dont you go f . Thank you very much. This is i think they showed a little video of the little the little duck that escapedf th in the school there was a little duck there running high school. R thand it was like no one knew what to do and they had to finally wrangle it upy and they did free it. And it reminded me of something happened like this. In high school, i was a hero. I was a local hero h in north brunswick. We had there was puppies. There was like somebody had ther left them overnight and they got Out Of The Box and there was like seven of them. Boxand no one knew what to do. T and i, i called kristi noem and, and she raced right overer with a blow torch and two golfwa clubs would have been so much easier if she came on the show. She just came on the show. All right, nicholas, by well, i chose a Campus Reform Story because its reporting when. You find out that a person peat was convictazing an did ofr and bludgeoning someone to death was to sit on aa week College Campus for nearly a week and one of these encampments. And yet its the same peopleo that say words are violence that want to ban, you know, people like riley gaines and they shout down people. Ow am heather mcdonald. Yet they allowed a murderer and it took the College Killerur nonetheless. Exactly what a blunt force object, no wit less. The ca and it took the campus a week to finally kick him off. But it just show kichis how farf the rails some of these people in academia have gonee an and how far off the rails the students are, whether theyll accept someone f th likee that that. But if you mispronounce someone, youre saying byo, mm, thats great. If i was in college and somebody was like, oh, killed a , id be like, i had, like, i wouldnt believe i woul id be like, why are you why are are you here . If youre a bludgeon you or tyr, are you going next with a blunt force object . Yeah. Speaking of blunt force of Skull Fractures , Ingrid Sutton ret. So we had a its time for a new segment. Tyrus the stowaway. Yes. So , as many of you know, i have hv a zoo menagerie. Never once, while we get ae stowaway, somebody tries to join the team, but we takegro our immigration very seriously at my zoo. And we had a little bit of an issun in mite where someone tried to come across into our border and we winto oure covered her us is now listen this do not try this at home. Yois you only can learn this if you grew in the swamps of louisiana. And because we more thann one son, i was fine with him wit doing this. So we kind of we caughtging o her we taped it up. 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