Musics biggest night. The cmas if you dont know are kind of like the vmas with bit clothes. The singers have clothes on and they sing also. Did you know, this is interesting, did you know that if your first name is kenny or keith, you are legally required to go into Country Music . Its true. [ laughter ] one guy got arrested, you know. We have some Country Music for you tonight from luke combs. Luke was both a presenter and a nominee at the cma awards tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. The moment luke got out of the show we loaded him into a rocket, a real rocket, we fired it from nashville. 12 minutes later it landed in the ocean next to the santa monica pier. We put him in a car. The car took almost three hours to get here from santa monica. [ laughter ] the rocket was fast and luke is here for the show tonight. Thank you for providing us that. In honor of the cma awards, a brandnew Country Music edition of mean tweets if youre into that sort of thing. Tweets are a
Musics biggest night. The cmas if you dont know are kind of like the vmas with bit clothes. The singers have clothes on and they sing also. Did you know, this is interesting, did you know that if your first name is kenny or keith, you are legally required to go into Country Music . Its true. [ laughter ] one guy got arrested, you know. We have some Country Music for you tonight from luke combs. Luke was both a presenter and a nominee at the cma awards tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. The moment luke got out of the show we loaded him into a rocket, a real rocket, we fired it from nashville. 12 minutes later it landed in the ocean next to the santa monica pier. We put him in a car. The car took almost three hours to get here from santa monica. [ laughter ] the rocket was fast and luke is here for the show tonight. Thank you for providing us that. In honor of the cma awards, a brandnew Country Music edition of mean tweets if youre into that sort of thing. Tweets are a
Attempt to do something that hasnt been done in over 100 years. But we begin this morning with todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. This may go down in history as one of the most incompetent coverups weve ever had. Were now learning the conference was attended by more people than previously disclosed. This is a phishing expedition. Its clearly designed to stop the donald trump agenda. What law has been violated. Theres not a legal violation with the meeting. The deception is mindboggling, and there are still people out there who believe they were making it up, and one day theyre going realize were not. An explosive and deadly fire erupted at a condo in hawaiis kankak ckankakee beach. A drug deal gone bad. A sinkhole took down two homes just north of tampa, florida. The people of paris closed out bastille day with fireworks. President trump spending time at his golf club in bedminster while the u. S. Open is under way. Take a look what happened in taiwan. I just saw that little
Today Venus Williams will attempt to do something that hasnt been done in over 100 years. But we begin this morning with todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. This may go down in history as one of the most incompetent coverups weve ever had. Were now learning the conference was attended by more people than previously disclosed. This is a phishing expedition. Its clearly designed to stop the donald trump agenda. What law has been violated. Theres not a legal violation with the meeting. The deception is mindboggling, and there are still people out there who believe they were making it up, and one day theyre going realize were not. An explosive and deadly fire erupted at a condo in hawaiis kankak ckankakee beach. A drug deal gone bad. A sinkhole took down two homes just north of tampa, florida. The people of paris closed out bastille day with fireworks. President trump spending time at his golf club in bedminster while the u. S. Open is under way. Take a look what happened in taiwa
And the priest puts ashes on your forehead. Then you wear at this time rest of the day to show everybody what a good person you are. Somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. To make sure that i can see and it to remind me that i didnt to go church today. Working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just put on their filthy darth vader helmet. Are you giving up anything . Red meat. Jimmy why are you giving up red meat . Partly for health reasons. Jimmy i was thinking, what would i miss most . Youre supposed to make a sacrifice. I think what i would miss most on a daily basis is q tips. I love them so much. Im going to try to go cold turkey. Im going tipless for 40 days. And then at likes 6 00 a. M. On easter sunday, im going nuts. Ill tell you something [ applause ] jimmy thank you. That im certainly not giving up for lent. That is dancing with the stars. Sorry, god but no way. Season 245 of d