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And the priest puts ashes on your forehead. Then you wear at this time rest of the day to show everybody what a good person you are. Somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. To make sure that i can see and it to remind me that i didnt to go church today. Working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just put on their filthy darth vader helmet. Are you giving up anything . Red meat. Jimmy why are you giving up red meat . Partly for health reasons. Jimmy i was thinking, what would i miss most . Youre supposed to make a sacrifice. I think what i would miss most on a daily basis is q tips. I love them so much. Im going to try to go cold turkey. Im going tipless for 40 days. And then at likes 6 00 a. M. On easter sunday, im going nuts. Ill tell you something [ applause ] jimmy thank you. That im certainly not giving up for lent. That is dancing with the stars. Sorry, god but no way. Season 245 of dancing with the stars is in the works. A fresh new crop of celebrity dancers was revealed to the world this morning on good morning america. Here are a few of the many brave stars who will sacrifice all to try to claim the coveted mirrored ball. Jimmy whats going on there . [ applause ] that was obviously mr. T, or as he may very well be known in four years if things keep going the way they have, president t. He will be going up against 11 fools he pities. If i were mr. T, i would dance to the music of the ateam song every week. The producers of dandancing wi the stars said theyve been trying to get hill on the show for years. Really . I think it will be interesting to see chris from saturday night live. Weve had win heres are athletes, singers, actors. But a comedian has never finished higher than fourth. And i for one dream of a day when that Glass Ceiling is broken. I really do. You saw charo, olympic gymnast simone biles, bonner bolton, who i have no idea who that is. And the bachelor nick will take his talent to the dance floor. They say the best way you can make it happen is to pair him with a half naked dancer from australia. Maybe nick mr. Fall in love with mr. T. Who knows . I noticed something. Lets go through, they pair these celebrities with professional dancers. I was reading some of the names. There you have glmpb leb, max, val, and artem. I think i figured out where the leaks have been coming from. President trump, i found the hackers and theyre on dancing with the stars. Theyve been distracting us with their [ applause ] this is alarming. Especially if you have young children. There is a company that makes a toy called a cloud pet. This is a hightech stuffed animal. Basically you can record a voice message and then voice you record comes out of the stuffed animal. Which sounds cute except it turns out to be not so secure. More than 800,000 go bts were apparently very easy to hack into. Someone noticed and it put parents on alert. Who could have guessed giving a kid with a microphone connected to the internet with it had the potential to go wrong. But the company said none of the voice recordings now staying in touch is easy and fun with cloud pets. Just record a message and send to the cloud. Allowing to you send the message to the cloud pet. This is yako. I am cute. What is mommys Social Security number . The cloud pet app uses Blue Tooth Technology to send your messages. Send me he to melania as gift to trump boy. Best of all, theyre always there to listen. Tell me secrets. Does he make naked sex . Cloud pets. Because you are never safe. Jimmy at least theyre up front about it, huh . This is for music fans, especially in the southwest. The Coachella Music Festival is getting a new headliner. Lady gaga will step in to fill the gap left by beyonce. Beyonce will to bow out. Shes pregnant with twins. I dont know why her doctor thought it would be a bad idea for her to perform in the middle of a desert in front of 100,000 people on mushrooms while shes pregnant but he did. For those of you in the country who arent familiar with coachella, it is a huge gathering in the desert outside palm springs. It is basically trader joes in an open field. The other one is radio head. They will not get pregnant. Based on what im told, it is impossible. This is an interesting demonstration. This is from china. A kung fu master put on a demonstration. He claims this is a cure for erectile dysfunction and pre mature ejaculation. Like like oh hike, hike, hike jimmy yeah. I would try that. It looks like fun, right . Its a move that do you on dancing with the stars. Someone should show that move to donald trump to let him know you do not mess with china. This is another item our president should look into. According to an investigation done by the nbc news team in washington, d. C. , almost 100 federal employees, these are people who work for the government. Theyve either been caught or admitted to watching pornography at work. I dont know. 100 seems low, actually. One federal worker admitted to spending six hours a day looking at images and videos. He said, and im assuming he is a he because hes definitely a he. But he said he did this for several years. An employee at the federal Railroad Administration said he browsed pornographic websites 252 hours in one year. Equivalent to 31eighthour work days. All day. Thats nuts. We thought this might be Fertile Ground for our pedestrian question. We went on the street. We asked people, have you ever watched pornography at work. The way it goes, you will see someone introduce themselves and then based on that introduction, well try to determine if they seem like the kind of person who would do this, or at least admit it. What is your name . Im from norway. Have you ever watched pornography at work . Has morty [ laughter ] wow like an attack on the norwegians. Lets find out. [ laughter ] no. I dont think so. You dont think so . I havent. I dont think so means i think so. Yeah. What is your name and where are you from . Im a motivational speaker and im from new jersey. Have you ever watched pornography at work . Is his tie is his tie on backwards . All right. What do you think . Lets ask him. I watch it at hole. Where do you work from . From home. We got how many a technicality. The. Whats your name and where are you from . Im juan from augusta, maine. Have you ever watched pornography at work . Has juan from maine done that . Recall he has jesus on his will shirt but he has a nose ring. All the time. Where do you work . Oh, man. At a bus station. Jimmy at a bus station. Nothing sadder than watching porn at a bus station. What is your name. Im jamie from highland, utah. Have you ever watched pornography at work . All right, jamie, utah. Not a chance, right . All right. No. Where do you work . At a school. Jimmy thats good. Wait until summer break and catch up. Okay. Whats your name and where are you from . Valerie. Im from los angeles, california. And have you ever watched pornography at work . How do we feel about valerie . All the women are saying no. Okay. Lets find out. Yes. Where do you work . At i cant tell you that. I cant tell you where i work. What kind of work . At a telecommunications center. A call the center. At t. No. Sprint. Maybe. Maybe. I dont work there no more. She cracked under pressure. All right. Thank you, valerie. We have to take a break. When we come back, when we come back ill share what might be the greatest scene from any soap opera ever. So stick around. Well be right back. Claims to show peopl Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live. Brought to you by progressive. When played backwards at 1 8th speed you can clearly hear. What could that mean . Woman tom . Tom theyre just commercials. Or are they . Youre waking the neighbors. 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I dont know if any of you are in the market for a pre owned vehicle. If you are, you can own the car tupac was shot in. This is it. A 1996 bmw once owned by sug knight. Thats it. It can be yours for the low price of 1. 5 million. I dont know. All things considered, i think i would rather have a car that he wasnt shot in. He was shot in the car. The only reason to buy that car is if your dream is to be the creepiest uber driver ever. Speaking of uber. I dont know if you saw this. The owner of uber got in an argument with a driver of his own company. The video just came out. This is exactly, it is this is just the kind of behavior you would expect from a guy named travis. I lost 76,000 because of you. I bankrupt because of you. You keep changing every day. You keep changing. Hold on a second i changed about black . You changed the whole business. You dropped the prices. On black. Yes. [ bleep ] with 20. How much is the mile now . 2. 75 . Do you know what . Some people dont like to take responsibility. They blame everything he email for town car. Good luck. Good luck to you too. I know you dont have to go far. The most uncomfortable else of Undercover Boss ever. But the funny part is the driver, after travis boss left, he gave him a onestar rating. It is going to make the Company Holiday party very tense this year. So the ceo apologized for his behavior and he has been rightfully shamed for doing this. The most embarrassing part isnt the part with the driver. It is before the argument with the driver. He was dancing around in the back seat. Like thats the Hillary Clinton shimmy he is doing back there. To me, thats the more egregious offense. It really is. At the very least, it is good to know your uber driver is taping you in the car. All right . Time for something fun. Soap operas are kind of a dying breed in the united states. There arent many left. But in new zealand, this from a show called shortland street. I dont know much about the show itself. What i do know is a hell of a cliffhanger when i see one. Awesome house. Wheres your room . Upstairs. Maybe this is a mistake. You said your dad is at golf. Hes not at golf. Hey, dad, this is lily. Hi. Go home, please, lily. What . Why . Goodbye, lily. Tomorrow. That was rude. Rude. Ill show you rude. This tablet is still synched to your phone. Please tell me that is not your penis wow does anyone else have goose bumps . I dont take the suspense. I dont know. I want to know. This is a show i would love to bring to american television. Guillermo, wouldnt it be great to have a show like that here . I dont know. Jimmy if we did that show, which part would you play . The girl. Jimmy we need to get you a wig for sure. I do have a wig. Jimmy maybe we should give it a try. Lets give it a try. Jimmy you put the wig on. Ill play the teenage boy. And who should we get to play the dad . How about me . Alec baldwin. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Thats a very good idea. Thats great. This is perfect. Im glad you happen to be back there. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Well, fortunately we have a set here. Lets do this, shall we . All right. Very good. Wait. We have to do action first. Wait for somebody to yell action. Well get it right. Dont worry. Awesome house that you have here. Where is your room . Upstairs. Maybe this is a mistake. Your dad is at golf . Were supposed to stand here. My dad is at golf. Your dad is at golf . Oh, no. There he is hey, dad. This is lily. Hi. Go home, please, lily. Why . Goodbye, lily. Bye . No. There is always tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now that was rude. Rude . Ill show you rude. This tablet is still synced to your iphone. Yeah . Please tell me that is not your penis. Jimmy wow, thank you, guillermo. That was very sweet. Alec baldwin, america. Music from tuxedo. Alec bald went is next. vo what if this didnt have to happen . I didnt see it. vo what if we could go back . What if our car. 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Then their new album comes out march 24th. This is a collaboration between jake one and mayer hawthorne. Its called tuxedo ii. Tuxedo from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, president george w. Bush and adam pally will be here. And again, theyre not performing together. They will be here individually. Jimmy our first guest is one of a very few men to have hosted a game show and been nominated for an Academy Award its really just him and bob barker, who won the oscar for happy gilmore. On march 31st, he gives voice to an infant in the boss baby. Please welcome alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy real quickly, you came out. You said, where do i go . I never know where to go either when im on a talk show. Im always a little bit confused even though there is clearly an empty seat for you. When you do this, youre here. And theyre kind of up. So you either talk to you or you go, the hell with it and youre like this with the audience. Its weird. So you talk to the audience. Which do you do . Jimmy i think you have to do both. I need a neck brace. Jimmy youll be okay. Ill give you a little rub later in the show. Do you give anything up for lent . It is indicative of who you are. People tell you who you are when they tell you what you should give up for lent. Ill say, what should i give up for lent . And my wife is like, complaining. [ laughter ] jimmy in sharing that story, youre kind of complaining. Come on jimmy you wont do anything. Will you give up anything . I try from time to time. Youre catholic. I try to think of things. Like years ago, i would say give up cursing. And saying bad words. I do pretty well. Even jesus would say, under these circumstances he would really be freaked out. The guy steals your parking lot. Youre like [ applause ] jimmy im sure you hear it all the time but i love it when you do president trump. I think it is the greatest. I really do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its so good. I never in my life would say, i never imitated hill. Lauren called me and said, do you want to do this . No. I dont want to be trump on tv. Any time you have any mimicry, it is usually someone you appreciate. I dont hate trump but i dont want to do. That youve seen snl. The moment the stage monditor took me there, i didnt know what to do. My eyebrow out. I tried to stick my face out. I was in the makeup room. Theyre putting my wig on. And it was like a scene from a mental hospital. Im sitting there the whole time going again and again. Until, so you dont think about it. Jimmy im shocked by that. I figured it was something youve been doing. I worked on it for months. I didnt really know. There is a guy on the internet. Its interesting how there are people who, now that hes not going to the white house correspondents dinner, there are people lobbying to play trump at the white house correspondents dinner. People would say, would you do it . No, please, im theon man who should play trump. And theyre kind of, like a lot of trump competition. Jimmy you own it. No one will top you. They say i suck jimmy they dont even know who you are. I cant say bad words because i gave it up for the lent. Jimmy theres one guy lobbying. It should be whoever the president hates seeing doing at this time most. Thats under doubtedly so. Wouldnt you love to watch him watching you do you and how mad that must make him . People say, what was your whole gag . You know as well as do i, youre very funny. You can kind of suggest the voice or the way they look. You have to try to think of who he is. Ive said this countless times. To me, he is always searching for a stronger better word and he never finds it. So whenever do you trump, these peel, theyre great people, theyre fantastic people, and i want to say working with they will was and then he goes over on fantastic experience. Jimmy hes a thesaurus. He is. A pamphlet thesaurus. Jimmy do you fear i guess you the dont run into the president. Im with my assistant in manhattan getting a cup of coffee. I run into tony cukushner. And he turns to my sister and said is this your taster . Jimmy i dont think youll do that. In a way youre safer now. He would be the first suspect if you were to be, if you were to be killed, i would start an investigation and start right at the top. Let me leave my kids some money. Jimmy 25 older children. I have a 2yearold child and my wife is knocked up with another one. You have three little kids. We have three. From 5 00 in the morning until eight clog in the morning, the bedroom, it is like a barber shop. Next. Come in here. They get in bed and tell us what they want for breakfast and how they feel about everything. Next. Come in here, please. This one is up at 5 00, 6 00. Jimmy this is what your wife is saying about the complaining. Its a beautiful thing. Jimmy speaking of children, i think theres a point in your life where you realize your children, their primary purpose is to make fun of you. I think youve reached that point. I have a photo that your daughter posted online. She put this on her instagram feed. This is, what is this . I think it speaks for itself. I was doing a lot of adult films in chatsworth back then. Jimmy what year was this . This was when i was doing a Television Pilot in l. A. What i love, look at that hair. Like a french pastry. All the swirls. Jimmy i wonder if the bandana will ever come back as a style . My daughter posted them on her instagram . Jimmy she did, yeah. Oh jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, well talk about the boss baby. An animated film in which i play your dad. It was meant to be. Alec baldwin. Well be right back. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. 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Have you learned anything . Abcd no. What have you learned about puppies . I love puppies. No. Theyre evil. Stacy, read back the notes. I cant read. Whats it say . This is my team . A muscle head, a bunch of yes men and a doodler . Affirmative. Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. Oh its like theyre having their own little meeting. This is so humiliating. Thats alec baldwin, everybody. Boss baby opens in theaters march 31st. I have to say, i was very tickled when they asked me to do that movie and they said you would be the voice of the baby. I thought, thats great. This is my citizen cain. This is my lawrence of arabia. This is the greatest movie of my life. This is a movie that your children can now enjoy. Usually they cant. Have your kids seen it . Do they understand whats going on . My daughter carmen just started watching, did i voice of the guardians. I did rise of the guardians. She thinks it is fun. Her favorite thing is she knows i play trump. My little daughter says, are you going to work and play donald trump . Yes, i am. Donald trump. And she says it, the inflection like its evil. Shell go, donald trump eats mcdonalds. Hes a communist. Shes very funny. Jimmy you hosted the oscars. What year was that . Like 2010 i did it with steve. Jimmy and afterwards, did you feel like it was a positive experience . Its an unusual experience. Youre in the house and youre on tv. And the oscars are beamed out to countless oscar parties in peoples home. Thats one thing. The scars in the room is a little different. Somebody in your staff pointed out. By the time its over, youre in a room with ten winners and 250 losers. A lot of losers there. But the thing i loved about it, sincerely. We would take a break and i would bolt down the stairs of the room and say hi. Bill macy, this one, that one, my friends. A person would corner me, some guy who was like 80. He would say, i want to thank you very much for agreeing with all your valuable time to host the oscars. My name is don griffin and i was the stunt coordinator on she wore a yellow ribbon. And he names an old movie. Oh, my god. Next break. A woman would sargs im so grateful for taking time out of your busy schedule to host the oscars. My name is miriam hathaway. And i was a script assume visor on vertigo. Can i tell you something about my experience . No one thanked me for doing it at all. Not one old person came up. And thanked me for this one, two, three. Audience thank you the boss baby, march 31st. Well be right back with luke evans. [ cheers and applause ] for unlimited data. E other e tmobile one save you hundreds a year. Right now get two lines of data for 100 dollars. With taxes and fees included. Thats right 2 unlimited lines for just 100 bucks. All in. And right now, pair up those two lines with two free Samsung Galaxy s7 when you switch. Yup free. 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Jimmy you wont say anything that will possibly be career ending . Possibly. I am welsh. We have a bit of a problem. Jimmy Catherine Zeta jones was here. What is it like to be from wales . Thats a weighted question. Jimmy have you seen beauty and the beast . My family came up and saw it. Jimmy how many in your family came to see it . About 14 of them. Jimmy wow. Thats quite a group. It was great. Weve only been watching the screenings with just the cast and crew and stuff. And people were clapping after the numbers like a live show. Jimmy because its a musical. Is this the first musical number youve been in . Onscreen, yes. Because i have a musical screen back ground of i did nine years on the boards in west london. Jimmy how old were you when you started singing in front of people . Oh, god. About 10, i think. I come from a Little Village in south wales. A very small place. We had rugby clubs. Working mens clubs basically. When i was will 10 i remember doing one. The pianist, his name was byron. And i won it, actually. I got money for it. He turned up and he had two fingers missing. He was the pianist. So danny boy which was my winning number, was missing a lot of important chords. So my training was fantastic. But i got 500 quid for it. Jimmy thats a lot of money. For a 10yearold. Jimmy i wonder what the eightfingered pea eed pianist. He was a pest control guy. We found out he lost his if i knowers in a rat trap. Jimmy the rats must have been laughing their asses off. In a rat trap . Lets not get into it. Jimmy in his deformity. Bibut anyway, back to disney movies. I assume you auditioned for a movie like this . I did. I had to go sing for bill condon, the director of the movie. He wanted to see everybody. I saw a lot of people going in and out before j be y. Me that, do you watch the animated version . Did i. I watched it with my god children. I sort of forgot the track of gaston. It is a brilliant role. He is a bit of a monster but you laugh at him. Jimmy he is a funny monster. You go and audition. Youre feeling very selfconscious. You try to cover it up. This one, i knew i could do it. I can sing this track. Ill blow him away. He sat literally as close as you. Jimmy do you stand when you sing . Of course. Jimmy so he is this close to you. And im standing in front of him sipping go out gaston. My number of will jimmy why would he do that . He was trying to intimidate me. Hes not that kind of person but i intimidated him. Jimmy youre up here and hes down there. Unbelievable. So you make this movie. And josh is in the movie. He is very funny. You have all the magical Little Things in the film. Its crazy. Most of the magic you see in the finished project, you never see it when youre shooting it. Jimmy we all know how it works. This is not a group of dummies right here. We know whats going on. Were out buying our girlfriend tops, you name it. Sorry. Jimmy is it true that you have a group of fans, and i think this is, when you really have something when your fans give themselves a name. They do, yeah. They call themselves the lukeateers. I was a musketeer. Jimmy and the other two, none of them call themselves anythingadteers. Jimmy theyre international. Jimmy do they follow you around . Yeah. Theyre in airports. Theyre very nice. Jimmy is there a headquarters . I think it is called twitter. Jimmy you dont have conventions . Like meeting groups . Maybe one day. When i have no career left. Jimmy you can stand there and sing to them when theyre really close to you. Fantastic. Well, congratulations on the movie. It opens in theaters march 17th. Thats luke not he haves, everybody well be back with tuxedo dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank alec baldwin, luke evans and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but, first, their new album is called tuxedo ii. Here with the song Second Time Around, tuxedo Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out oh i felt a super sensation from the second i laid eyes on you never gave into temptation cause i didnt want to lose my cool then the sparks they flew nothing we could do but the aftershock was much too strong if we start as friends build it up again maybe we can make through longer lasting, brand new i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work we can work it out oh i had my standard rotation i was satisfied to get back to forget about our relation keep it pushin down the avenue then a late night call mixed with alcohol reconnected right where we left off if we start as friends build it up again maybe we can make through longer lasting, brand new i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out oh Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around Second Time Around hey, Second Time Around Second Time Around ho, Second Time Around i think its gonna be better the Second Time Around i think its gonna be better we can work it out we can work it out [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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