Musics biggest night. The cmas if you dont know are kind of like the vmas with bit clothes. The singers have clothes on and they sing also. Did you know, this is interesting, did you know that if your first name is kenny or keith, you are legally required to go into Country Music . Its true. [ laughter ] one guy got arrested, you know. We have some Country Music for you tonight from luke combs. Luke was both a presenter and a nominee at the cma awards tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. The moment luke got out of the show we loaded him into a rocket, a real rocket, we fired it from nashville. 12 minutes later it landed in the ocean next to the santa monica pier. We put him in a car. The car took almost three hours to get here from santa monica. [ laughter ] the rocket was fast and luke is here for the show tonight. Thank you for providing us that. In honor of the cma awards, a brandnew Country Music edition of mean tweets if youre into that sort of thing. Tweets are about to get meaner. Thank you very much. Twitter, you know, just today, they doubled the amount of characters you can use from 140 to 280 characters. I think means twitter is now facebook, right . [ laughter ] theyre basically the same thing wrar is it possible there is anyone on the planet who thought, you know what this year needs . More twitter. Someone did, i guess. I dont know, President Trump is either going to have to quit twitter or someone is did to have to teach him more words. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know it sounds crazy but i think im going to miss the way trump would post a tweet that ended with dot dot dot and wed have to wait 23 minutes to see what the rest of his angry sentence was going to be. [ laughter ] now all that drama is gone. Kind of awesome twitter decided to double the character limit on the same day trump arrived in china, one of the only places on earth where it is illegal to use twitter. [ cheers and applause ] his little thumbs must be going wild. Today is the oneyear anniversary of donald trump becoming president. [ audience moaning ] jimmy no, no clapping at all, all right. One persons happy. One year ago today donald trump been the election and our hearts. [ laughter ] and his opponent, hillary clinton, spent the day quietly at home today violently strangling her mailman. [ laughter ] so much has happened over the past year. Not in congress, nothing that is happened there. But whether you love President Trump or hate him, theres one thing we can all agree on, that is he looks absolutely great in a pair of shorts. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, back away, ladies. That all belongs to melania. I mentioned that the president is in china right now. Hes there shooting an episode of Undercover Boss at his neck tie factory. Trump and his wife, there they are, they arrived in beijing today. They got off of air force one. He grabbed her by the hand. Look at all the kids. The group, look at how excited these kids are. Theyre not jumping up and down for trump, theyve just never seen a chevy tahoe before. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ill tell you, the president of china pulled out all the stops. They gave trump the firstever dinner for a foreign leader in the forbidden city, which i guess is a big deal. They took him to what they called a traditional chinese opera. Look at this. There are the trumps. Okay. This has to be a prank, right . I mean, i know hes said some crazy stuff about china but the guy flies in from washington, you make him sit through birthday clowns banging on pots . Trump also made a speech in china today. Have to say he really does seem to have a way of winning them over. We cant continue to allow china to rape our country. And thats what theyre doing. Jimmy wait, i think that was the wrong clip. [ laughter ] anyway, it went well. Went fine in china. Trump gave a major Foreign Policy speech yesterday in south korea. During which he described living in north korea as a hell no person deserves and warned north korea not to try us. Thats right, dont try us. If you do, youre going to like us. [ laughter ] but trump opened his remarks by praising some of south koreas many contributions to world culture. Korean golfers are some of the best on earth. In fact, and you know what im going to say. Jimmy no, we dont. [ laughter ] we dont. We literally never know what youre going to say. [ cheers and applause ] sometimes not even you know. What youre going to say. But go on, say it. The womens u. S. Open was held this year at Trump National golf club in bedminister, new jersey. And it just happened to be won by a great korean golfer. Sung hee 81 park. Jimmy almost. You see how seamlessly he fulfills his duties as president and plugs his golf course at the same time . Its a beautiful thing to watch. It really is. Meanwhile, this is what president obama is up to. President obama had jury duty today. For real. He reported for jury duty this morning in chicago. You see he shook hands with some of the people there, he said hello to the other prospective jurors, then was not selected. He was dismissed. Of course he was dismissed. In order to serve on a jury you have to be born in the united states, right . [ laughter ] maybe im confusing that. Anyway. I hope Jared Kushner gets a fair trial, i really do. You know, this is something we covered last night. I and many of my counterparts have taken issue with a great many things donald trump has done in his first year as president. It have to be honest, it hasnt all been bad. In fact, yesterday i was looking the white house website. Healthcare. Gov specifically. And i have to admit the Health Care Plan isnt bad, its pretty good. Last night i encouraged people, even liberals who dont like trump, to think about signing up for trump care, at the very least, take a look at it. I will say some of the people with whom im typically at odds on social media actually had some positive things to say. Lets go through facebook. This from anastasia. Got to respect jimmy for keeping an open mind, goes a lot into healing the divide. Thank you, anastasia, same to you. Reena, i applaud jimmy for this. Thanks, reena, that means a lot. Andrea, its funny how he made fun of the president for ruining health care, but now that hes actually proposing the great plan, jimmy is praising it, stupid liberals could have been supportive from the beginning. Maybe true, now lets move forward. Last night even jimmy kimmel was in support of trump care. Yeah, all right. From brock, thank you jimmy for pointing out the good, not just the bad. Youre welcome. I got a lot of tweets about this too. This is from lil sloth 19, am i dreaming or is jimmy on trumps side for once . Youre not dreaming, im a reasonable person. Ellen, too bad youre just now finding the content of our president s agenda worthwhile, about time you woke up to smell america again. Well. Better to smell america late than never, ellen. Bozak 78, anything is better than obamacare, which is exploding, some states only have one insurance provider, democrats have created a monopoly. Yes, so sign up at healthcare. Gov and fight back against these democrats. And finally, trevor, jimmy kimmel has been pretty hard on the gop and trump, but even jimmy would like you to check out the administrations healthcare. Gov website, sign up until december 15th, get covered, trumpcare. Exactly, trevor, you understand perfectly whats going on. If you care about health care, go to Donald Trumps website healthcare. Gov, sign up. According to the Washington Post the first week of trumpcare has been a huge success. A Record Number of people have signed up, twice as many as obamacare, over 1 Million People checked out trumpcare on the first day of enrollment. If that doesnt convince you, Pay Attention to this special message and share it with your friends, its important. I just found out about trumpcare. We just found out about trumpcare. I just found out about trumpcare. I just found out about trumpcare too. My family got coverage we can afford. Thanks to trumpcare. Trumpcare is the marketbased Insurance Program administered by President Trump that meets his Campaign Promise for great, Affordable Care with no preexisting conditions or lifetime caps. I saved big on trumpcare and so did my employees. I never knew how Affordable Health care could be. No more Government Health care. You get your insurance from private companies. Check it out at healthcare. Gov. For plans that could cost as little as 10 a month, or nothing at all. Thanks to trumpcare, were insured. Im insured. My whole familys insured. Sign up for trumpcare now. Just go to healthcare. Gov. Its easy. To find out more about better affordable insurance, go to healthcare. Gov. Thanks, President Trump. You made Health Care Great again. Jimmy oh, look at that. This Health Care Deal so is good [ cheers and applause ] better than advertised. Please make sure to help us get the word out. Share that video on social media. Go to our facebook page. Spread it around. Together we can make american Health Care Great again, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who wants to see a flying lawnmower . [ cheers and applause ] this is a viral video, apparently been around awhile, a clip of a lawnmower flying and has millions of views because its a lawnmower flying. If you havent seen it before, enjoy. I told you it was a lawnmower. Sure enough, it is. Now i see Something Like this and according i have many questions. Like, why . And, who . And, what . And its a mystery. Its a great subject for a song, too. So we teamed up with cma new artist of the year nominee brett young to write lyrics and put them to music. Next years early favorite for cmas song of the year. Now sit you down and listen cuz i got a tale to spin about an unsung hero from the place called booger glen his name was gus and every day hed look up to the sky shout by god before im done ill make this lawnmower fly fly skymower fly a lone mown bird in the sky they say ill probably die before i make that gol darn lawnmower fly the villagers they laughed at him and said you must be joking a lawnmower is made for grass and not the kind youre smoking just trying to hoist it with balloons the darn thing wouldnt rise take bottle rockets to the sides it blew up in his eyes old gus gave and up grabbed a jug to numb his aching soul moonshine dribbled off his chin into the gas hole the engine started with a bang grumbled oh so loud then that sucker blasted off headed for the clouds townsfolk watched that mighty mower soar among the birds they stood and cheered their hero who had made them eat their words when that mower sharply banked their delight turned to dread them spinning blades came flying down and mowed off gunthers head fly skymower fly its because of the headless guy and his dream will never die cuz hes landscaping the pearly gates with his lawnmower in the sky [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thanks to brett young and the guy who made the lawnmower fly. We have to take a break. When we come back, a special Country Music edition of mean tweets so stick around here. I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. [ america by the 7seater volkswagen atlas. Lifes as big as you make it. For every social occasion. So the the broom said, sorry im late. I overswept. [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. And while its okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private. Try the name your price tool from progressive. It gives you options based on your budget. Uhoh. 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You can also throw a coin into it and wish you were born to a different family. [ laughter ] anyway, finally positive news for chris christie. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] that was a mean joke, right . That was a mean thing to say. From time to time, as you probably know, we like to shine a light on the not so nice things people post on social media. And weve done it many times. Weve done it again tonight. In honor of the cma awards. I am somewhat, but not overly, proud to present a special Country Music edition of mean tweets. [ cheers and applause ] the Zac Brown Band is on three Radio Stations at the same time. As you can imagine, this is the worst day of my life. Hatethem. When Cassadee Pope goes to the bathroom, her name is cassidy poop. I want to throw Blake Shelton off a highway overpass by his legs and watch him get obliterated by peterbilt pulling a big stupid house. If you grow a beard like luke combs, dont grow a beard. Thank you, man, i really appreciate that. Ill take some vitamins for you. Randy houser has the sexiest voice but so dang ugly, bummer. [ bleep ] you all. Suck my [ bleep ]. That guy loves us. If we just all concede that trace adkins is a [ bleep ], can we move on . I have. I heard his country song and i hate to be dramatic but its the worst thing thats ever happened to me. The worst . Sitting here thinking, this song sucks. Then i realized it was a dannon shea song and everything made sense. Would rather live a musicless life than hear jana kramer on the radio. Awesome. Some say i should just ignore what i think sucks, so today im ignoring chris youngs new album. Dude from Florida Georgia Line looks like clayton kershaw, if he gave up baseball and started making [ bleep ] music. Lady antebellum is the musical equivalent of getting kicked in the sac. That can be a good thing. Just got kicked in the sac with our music. Chris stapleton proves ugly people can still win awards. 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Jimmy i will say, its a good thing i didnt wear a red tie or wed be dressed identically. I would love it. You sold the kid short, jesse. Jimmy Jesse Williams. He gave me a call and asked to be backstage. Jimmy he did . Ive had a lot of colonoscopies, it was the best ive ever had. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you had one of those . Weirdly, this is so weird. Ive had like five of them. Jimmy what . Because i have an uncle on my moms side who had some issues. So starting very young my moms like, you got to do this. Oh my gosh, you know about this, we were on our way back from memphis on the airplane, i was eating barbecue and i couldnt eat because was in prep. Jimmy oh, right, yeah. It was on that time. Jimmy yeah. I think im being light with four or five. It feels like a dozen. Jimmy do you space them out or have them all at once . I space them out. Jimmy okay, okay. Out of respect for my lovers. [ laughter ] and i think i was getting them every four or five years from 18 up until that time was my last one. I was talking to the proctologist or jesse or whoever does these things. [ laughter ] he said, okay, so i see here youve gotten an inordinate amount of these, do you just like them . And i go, no, my moms brother blah, blah, blah, medical condition its not great, guys. He goes, your moms brother is not familial whatever thing im supposed to be on high alert for. He goes, you dont need to be getting these. It would need to be your dads brother. I call my mom, what have you done to me . [ laughter ] ive had like dozens and dozens of these things. You should have done five seconds of research. By the way, this is what it was like growing up before google. You heard something, i heard youre supposed to get those every month if you have a Family Member then there i was. Jimmy you can never be too careful. Yeah, yeah, nothing ever by the way. Every time. Clean as a whistle in there. Nothing wrong. Im like, oh, dodged another bullet. Jimmy i saw that on your wikipedia page. Avid colonoscopyier. Jimmy the cmas are in nashville, number to nashville . Yes, i love nashville, tennessee. Jimmy a lot of people are watching from nashville tonight. Because were following them. Jimmy exactly, yes. My wife i dont think its the cmas. The cmts . Some country festival, i dont want to start a war, theyre all great shows and everyone deserves to be honored, especially us rich people. She hosted three or four years in a row and ive got nothing to do but im there for the week. I got obsessed with hot chicken. Have you had the hot chicken . Jimmy yes, i have. Across the street from the hotel is hattie b. s, eating there every day. At a certain point a friend said, if you love this hot chicken, go to the original place that invented it, princes. Have you been to princes . Jimmy i have. Princes is in a strip mall. Nothing else, Everything Else is out of business. Theyre still in business. On the ride there my friend huey said to me, you know, youre not going to be able to get the extra spicy chicken. And i said why . Thats what im going for. He said, they dont deserserve white people. [ laughter ] and i said, that cant possibly be true, thats like a hillbilly urban legend. Thats not true. So we go in there. As you know, you order from the cook. You step up to the window and theyre in there. And i said, hey, ill get three spicy thighs and ill have two extraspicy. And he goes, and im not getting my black accent. Im tempted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, okay, yeah. Jimmy hello [ cockney accent ] four spicy chicken wings how am i doing . Princes is in england, i should have told you that. He goes, okay, yeah, so five spicy thighs. And i go, no, no. Three spicy and two extraspicy. He goes, ill get you five spicy. And i go, hold on a second. Is it true that you wont sell this to me because im white . And he goes, ha ha he tells all his buddies, they all start laughing. I realize they dont sell white people this extraspacey chicken. He goes, okay, okay, two extraspicy. Three spicy. Im like, all right action here we go. Three of the guys brought the tray out to me. They just stood at the end of the table. [ laughter ] huey, like this is delivering on all levels for him, because the staff is going to watch me eat this chicken. And i eat it. And i have an inordinately high tolerance for spicy stuff. I did the hot ones chicken wing thing and i went back for seconds. Theres something medically wrong. So i eat that extra spicy. And im stone cold steve austin. Good chicken. And they went bananas. [ laughter ] it was like the best thing that ever happened. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] its so hot. You cant taste the chicken, right . You could be eating a tire iron. All youre tasting is like napalm. But its good. 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And i was like, what are you talking about . He goes, yeah, i saw a headline, your wife said your kids walked in on you having sex. I dont even know that she told that story. I dont know what version she told of it. Jimmy so it did happen . Ish, yes. Jimmy uhhuh, oh. I said to the guy, what was the story . He goes, i just read the headline. And i go, okay. They didnt walk in while i was like pounding mom. [ laughter ] we put on the tv in the living room. Were bad parents. Then we stole away for a minute. Afternoon delight. We were just under the sheets and they walk in. Its more just explaining why we were taking a nap in the afternoon. Jimmy it was the pregame portion. Yes, yes, it wasnt full coitus interruptus. Needless to say i couldnt have gotten out of bed at that point. [ laughter ] that would have been a strange nap i would say, yeah, yeah. But this stuff happens all the time. Because, again, she talks. Jimmy shes on social media. Social media, thats another thing. 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Discover the new buick and get 20 percent below msrp on all 2017 enclave leather models. Thats over 96 hundred on this enclave leather. Jimmy our next guest plays dr. Jackson avery on greys anatomy which airs its 300th episode tomorrow night. Please welcome Jesse Williams [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jesse, of the 300 [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy i have to give the audience a moment to get accustomed to your eyes. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] there are even Staff Members snapping and hooting. Good to see you, how are you . Good to see you. Jimmy of those 300 episodes how many have you been in . I think probably almost exactly 200. Jimmy oh, okay. I think 194 that have aired and were on episode 12 or 13 now. Jimmy were you shooting today . I just came from set, yeah. Jimmy will you take a break over the holidays . We do get a substantial break around christmas, hanukkah. Jimmy do you have plans . Do you have a thing for the holidays . Ill be working. Ill be working on tech projects and stuff. Jimmy what kind of tech projects . Ebroji, this amazing gif keyboard jimmy hold on a second, what . Gif, hard g, it stands for graphics. Jimmy jif . Im not going to get into this with you again. Its this hilarious cultural language extension keyboard that we have thats really fun, ebroji, like emoji but ebroji. Jimmy what is that . Its a gif. Our curated gifs around whats happening now. Its a move example thing. Were probably making several of them right now, right now. Jimmy okay. Ive got that, ive got scali, a mobile app that connects students to scholarships. [ cheers and applause ] over 80 million in scholarships already, scoli. Jimmy wow. We have a new game coming out called blebrity, this great parlor game. Jimmy what . Like blah celebrity. Jimmy youre running a pun factory. Were killing it. Jimmy do you go to Silicon Valley and pitch it . I do. I was at apple not long ago. Jimmy you pitch to apple directly . Yeah. Thats what happened. Jimmy wow. Thats a big deal. It is, it is. Weve got a great relationship up there. The stuff is doing pretty well. Jimmy do we go, the guy from greys anatomy is here pitching us. If they know me from that. Sometimes they know in from activism, social justice stuff. [ cheers and applause ] its a whole new world. Its exciting because its im just a student, im learning as i go. Jimmy you can get a scholarship from your own app. Exactly, exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy cap in to hundreds of millions of dollars. Im telling you. Jimmy you go up there, you pitch to who up there . Well, i did ive met with eddie ku and tim cook, big shots over there. Jimmy you met with tim cook . I did. Jimmy oh. Did they give you an iphone . They gave me ear buds. Jimmy ear buds. Right, right . Jimmy no phone . Only one ear, one in the box. Jimmy you went around listening to nothing . I look like im talking to plies. Jimmy when youre not working, not doing your tech stuff, not working on the show what do you do, what is your hopby . Do you have one . A hobby that im trying to get back into since im near the ocean on the west coast is sailing. I grew up sailing. Jimmy what . Yeah, i got a big family jimmy you know how to do it all yourself . Im a little rusty but i grew up racing and going out, my family, all my uncles are boat builders and sailors and captains. Jimmy wow. So new england summers, yeah. Racing boats, huge trips on schooners and sloops. Five, sixday trips. Jimmy those long trips. Yeah, no land in sight. Jimmy isnt that dangerous . Do you get nervous on a trip like that . Not if youre prepared as you can be. Its the most humbling experience, youre in the notion, it could swallow you in two seconds and not even notice. It gives you perspective. Jimmy then you go call for help and ebrojis would be coming out of your phone no problem here. Yeah, perfect storm, yeah. It gets hairy. Jimmy does it . Absolutely terrifying. Jimmy what is something scary thats happened to you . Ive been in a big storms with waves way taller than our boat. Heres one. So i was sailing with my best friend at the time, colin, and jonah. This was in college. We went on this sixday trip up basically from like providence to essentially nova scotia. Northern maine. Five, six days. No land, no stops, no ports. Were watching the sun rise, the sun set. The moon rise, the moonset. A school of 40 dolphins racing with the boat under the moon night, a beautiful night with three gentlemen drinking pabst blue ribbon. [ cheers and applause ] we went through a whale sanctuary. Where there was one tour boat out there looking at these whales breach and crash down. And so were in the 30foot sloop at the time. About 30 foot long, this whale came and started flirting with our boat. Going underneath us. We have a runner dinghy hanging off the back, its nudging it and toying with it. As i mentioned the beverages that were being imbibed at the time. Me and colin had the great idea, why dont we get in the dinky, get a closer look . We pulled in the rubber dinghy and jumped in, jonah purchasinged us out. I was a photographer, taking pictur pictures. We were idiots. 35millimeter camera taking photographs of this gigantic whale thats almost nudging the dinghy, in two seconds could have flipped us. I was about to touch it, it was right there, about to touch it. I remember saying out loud, sdwroo wh what kind of whale has a dorsal fin . Those are gills. Thats a shark thats a shark like right as my hand was going in the water. And it was the most thrilling, terrifying, simultaneous i immediately envisioned the newspaper headline, area idiot decides last quote was lets get in the dinghy, reaches in and touches the 30foot whale voluntarily. Who chooses to get in a smaller boat . Jimmy oh my god. But it was also really exciting at the same time. Jimmy yeah, of course its exciting, yeah. But you should never go in the water. No. Jimmy dont even go swimming, really. Just stay away from large bodies of water. We had jonah pull us back in, you could hear the empty cans clinking. Jimmy did you offer the shark a beer . Yeah, probably had some of my pee on it. Is what it got. Jimmy oh my goodness. Yeah, that was pretty awesome because we survived. Jimmy well, sure, yeah, obviously. It would have made for a cool article. Jimmy we wouldnt know the story otherwise. Congratulations on surviving. 197 episodes of greys anatomy. Thursday nights on abc. Be right back with luke combs dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank dax shepard, Jesse Williams and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first his album is called this ones for you here with the song when it rains it pours luke combs [ cheers and applause ] sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad bitching and moaning on and on bout the time i had and by tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone and then when thursday came around i was all alone so i went for a drive to clear my mind ended up at a shell on i65 then i won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it she swore they were a waste of time oh but she was wrong i was caller number 5 on the Radio Station won a 4day 3night Beach Vacation deep sea senorita fishing down in panama and i aint gotta see my ex future motherinlaw anymore oh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours now she was sure real quick to up and apologize when she heard about my newfound luck on that item dial and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves what i thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace its got me thinking that her leaving is the only logical reason that i got the last spot in the hooters parking lot and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart she picked up on the first ring when i gave her a call i only spent five bucks at the Moose Club Raffle won a used fourwheeler and three free passes for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf and i aint gotta see my ex future motherinlaw anymore oh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours ive been on one hell of a redneck roll for three weeks now and it all started on the day that she walked out then i won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it she swore they were a waste of time oh but she was wrong and i was caller number 5 on the Radio Station won a 4day 3night Beach Vacation deep sea senorita fishing down in panama and i aint gotta see my ex future motherinlaw anymore oh lord when it rains it pours when it rains it pours this is nightline. 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