Read. Also, he can write. He wrote a book. Which im pretty sure that he wrotewrote while he was supposo be working for me. laughter obviously he cant read or write so well. Its called no lands man. I mean he completely bleep the title. The phrase is nomansland. But he wrote no lands man which oh. I think hes clever. You should get it. Here it is, your moment of zen. Dallas is in london for the big game against jacksonville. Unfortunately, they used a bad social media hashtag. Hashtag cowboytioning sponsorey Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen tonight, a medical breakthrough in south america. Have soccer players regained the use of their hands . Then, republicans are address Climate Change by burning the midnight oil. And my guest, Science Writer Steven Johnson has a new book and tv series called how we got to now. Ill talk to him when i get to then. laughter the upcoming star wars movie is titled the force awakens. It fell asleep during the
cheers and applause steve stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen steep every Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, here popes thank you. cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much, forecasts. Thanks for being here. Theres a lot to cover. Nation, if you watch this show and i hope you do you know that no one in this country is tougher on crime than yours truly. I say lock them up and throw away the key. Also, clearly, tough on keys. laughter so im happy to report that this week, a dangerous fugitive has been brought to justice. The 90yearold man busted for feeding the homeless. Arnold abbott is his name. He faces possible jail time and 500 fine for preparing meals for the need nea church kitchen. A nude ordnance in ft. Lauderdale outlaws groups from sharing food with the hungry. Stephen busted for feeding the homeless in public audience booing. Stephen oh, yeah, booo im angry at him, too. I say if the homeless want to eat they should do it in the priva
Oldyelllerd by the american electorate. laughter if you dont upon, you should rent it. Its pretty good up until that part. laughter it was a major repudiation, repudiation of the president who, according to reports, spent Election Night in his sweat pants drowning his sorrows in point force one. laughter the next day, the president went before the White House Press corps to confront the why of his defeat. Im a single mom and at the end of the month its really hard for me to pay the bills. laughter applause jon thats not why you lost. Actually, that joke was brought to you by context, context. Look at how silly the world would be without context. laughter actually, the damage the damage from this years midterms pretty easy to catalog. Well, this morning, the party is in shambles. There will be a lot of soulsearching as you can imagine. I think the democrats are still in sort of stage three of the five stages of grief. Jon the Democratic Party is no more. It has ceased to be. Its shuffle
Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. Man, man do we have a show tonight. My guest journalist james risin. Hes spilling the beans i hope hes on the show tonight. They could be dragging him away right now. I dont know. We saw him in the green room, but who knows what security is like back there. First, tuesday night, the democrats got taken out by and oldyelllerd by the american electorate. laughter if you dont upon, you should rent it. Its pretty good up until that part. laughter it was a major repudiation, repudiation of the president who, according to reports, spent Election Night in his sweat pants drowning his sorrows in point force one. laughter the next day, the president went before the White House Press corps to confront the why of his defeat. Im a single mom and at the end of the month its really hard for me to pay the bills. laughter applause jon thats not why you lost. Actually, that joke was brought to you by context, context. Look at how silly the world would be w
People your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex รท now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now the Red Man Group having lost of two. Children will learn valuable lessons from red. The only territory democrats retained is that painful sexual frustration will still be known as blue balls. Unfortunately its the only area democrats. We dont have a graphic of blue balls, huh . [laughter] nothing . i elephants [bleep] came up with blue balls. No, no. You got to be a photo of a kid somewhere going. [laughter] and yes, fox news was afire celebrating with they had fireworks. They ha