Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jr. In the last year. Just three? you call yourself a kennedy. All downhill from him. Italian women earned a guinness world record when her tongue was confirmed to have more girth than a pingpong ball. Is she willing to travel asked one man. Kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by helene. Apparentl
[ cheers and applause ] greg: yes, yes, you you should be clapping. I would be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday everybody. The performance at last night s debate was panned up by both parties now talk of replacing him with a sharper more capable candidate. In a bazaar gaffe he said he was school shooters friends. School shooters denied this not wanting to associate with him. Ana navarro said of j. D. Vance to be a shape shifter. She s jealous he was able to shape shift without i was and pick. Throughout the debate he was seen writing on a notepad what could he have been writing. Nothing wrong with loving sports and men and sportsmen. Speaking of he called himself a knucklehead for saying he was in china during the denman square massacre i guess he needs to take this picture down from his website. Throughout the debate he had a deer in headlights look on his face looking like he. [ bleeps ] his pants according to someone familiar to the situation. Jimmy carter turns 100 this week
Im Dana Perino along with Judge Jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. So the democrats Assistant Coach fumbling the ball at the big vp debate. Senator j. D. Vance and governor Tim Walz striking a more civil tone as they tangled over the big issues facing the country, and it turns out shielding your candidate from Media Scrutiny does not the best strategy. Tim walz only doing half dozing interviews before the showdown, and it left him a little bit rusty when compared to the battletested vance, watch. A nearly 80yearold Donald Trump talking about Crowd Sizes is not what we need in this moment. Governor walz just accused Donald Trump of being an agent of chaos. Donald trump actually delivered some stability in the world and he did it by establishing Effece Deterrence peered people were afraid of stepping out of line. When you start to see that type of fickleness around holding the coalitions together, Donald Trum
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