And like a dad stuffing a Station Wagon for family picnic that no one wants to go to, donald trump packed a lot to 2017, 2017 is how i look when i put on my leather crop top. Too much flesh not enough fabric, no one has done so much in so little time and driven so many critics nuts. He describes more people crazy than synthetic pots. Its true. Recap. First Foreign Policy. A lot happened and it was good. The United States will withdraw from the paris [cheers and applause] climate accord. North korea best not make anymore threats to the United States, they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. The people that we are going against, they dont wear uniforms, they are sneaky, dirty rats. [laughter] special unicorn for that. Now on the domestic front more of a mixed bag. We are cracking down on the sanctuary cities that shield criminal aliens finally. We are building a wall on the southern border. [applause] Unemployment Rate is at 17year low, the stock market is soari
An industry that is already used by tech giants, entertainment in media entities should be bigger than all of them combined. It makes sense. Number two, we need a new motto. This punk had one zillion red flags and the fbi were tipped off and they blew it. No more see something, Say Something. Instead give me see something, Say Something, now do something. The problem is no side in this debate trust each other. If you say you want common sense gun laws, the other knows that scope or Something Else. If you say you want your gun rights protected the other side calls you a killer. Heres the suggestion. Think offensively. The mistake we make is to think defensively. How do we break the system to stop perps from getting guns and that is wrong. You need to think authentically, how do we tag the perps and keep them from getting guns. We want lawabiding folks to have access, not the bad eggs. Do you see the difference . We need a database where a creep like this fits in perfectly based on testi
Work on behalf of the american people. Greg that thing scares the [bleep] crap out of me. Do you think that look like trump . That is not true. Thats the guy from police academy. Lets watch it again. Its a privilege to serve as the president of the united states. To stand here among so many great leaders of our past and to work on the behalf of the american people. Greg on Second Thought [laughter] thats hillary in a wig. [laughter] she will do anything for attention, anything. Anyway, robot trump is nowhere near as interesting or as scary as the real thing. Just ask anyone in isis if you can find one who has not been reduced to a fine mist but its not just isis that felts wrath. Consider the entertainment world or whats left of it. Look at the once fierce rapper eminems own irrelevance and forced himself to leave for donners attention and sad interviews plugging his new album, unlistenable garbage. That is not his name. Its what critics are calling it. Unlistenable garbage. Anyway, th
Trump announces plan to run for reelection. Why is this big news . Its 980 days away. [laughter] [cheering and applause] that, my friends, is hilarious. Who didnt laugh when they heard that . 980 days away and the guy just flipped off the media and academia and everyone who does yoga in the park. You know what he is doing . Hes getting you to think beyond the sale. Forget the collusion business and lets talk about 2020. Real Estate Agents into this all the time. They show you the basement and they say this is perfect for your pool table or perhaps that trying to lose jobs. [laughter] mine is built out of hamster skulls and the track and the trick is to talk to you as if you had already cited to buy the house in trump is talking to you the same way about the white house. You know, i can already see the campaign ad. Its the resurrection of the last election with an agenda including doubling the height of the wall and establishing the extreme supreme court. It funds the new department of
And when it did the media could not contain their excitement. The james comey but actually came out early. Oh, good evening, rachel. I want to see how the investigation turned out. Breaking news, they can read. Greg no one said me a book and everyone else got one and it made them feel so funny inside. Comey went further than you were expecting even more so than when he talked about in the book. He is not fully back on President Trump in any way, shape or form. He talked about how the auto body experience and it mustve been an out of body experience. They keep saying that six kids, this aint the bible. Its a freaking book of gossip by a better asked. Heres one revelation. Comey says compromise about something. I thought of new york mafia social club. The Italian Mafia called itself [inaudible] and they draw a line between someone who is a friend of yours meaning someone outside the family and someone who was a friend of ours meaning an official member of the family and the president ele