Its just a great product overall, i think, in my opinion sure. Isnt it nuts when you think about how much shit we have done together since we met . How powerful weve become . All the witch energy we have soaked up from this city. Also, okay, lets just say that that dude had murdered his wife tonight. Right. And lets just say that she was a human. Yes. I mean, we would have solved a bleep murder mystery tonight. I know, we were literally, like. Urgh lightning crashes oh, my god holy shit, what the this is insane. How are how are we not magic . You tell me, cause i dont know. You cant tell me. You dont know from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. applause . Trevor welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome to the daily show, thank you, everybody. Im trevor noah. Hour guest tonight, the musician st. Vincent is joining us, everybody. Going to be a really fun performance and a conversation. But first, but first. When Donald Trum
[scoffs] what a ripoff. Bye, daddy. So, am i the ghost . [peaceful piano music] what should we call you . Bark when you like one. Councilwoman snuggles. Burgermeister schlussi . Ooh, guadalupe festiva. [dog whines] oh, youre right. Ill just pretend youre mayor cutie. [giggling] im so sorry i killed you. Ooh i hope i dont have to do it again. Ooh, ooh, ooh from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you, everybody, and welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, actor, activist and author of the new book brave rose mcgowan is joining us, everyone cheers and applause but first but first, news from americas motherland. Yesterday a british lawmaker arrived two minutes late to the house of lords, and then this happened. My lord, the house, i wonder if you permit me to offer my sincere apology to baroness lister for not being in my place to answer
House of lords, and then this happened. My lord, the house, i wonder if you permit me to offer my sincere apology to baroness lister for not being in my place to answer the matter at the beginning of questions. Im thoroughly ashamed for not being in my place and therefore i shall be offering my resignation immediately crowd saying, no trevor oh, no . Yeah, get the bleep out of here two minutes late, you should resign. Get out of here seems like a small thing but how are you late . Your whole building is a clock come on, man laughter i dont really care about this. Im black. I dont care. laughter but lets move on. Tomorrow is groundhog day. Which leads me to ask what the hell is groundhog day . People pull a rodent out of the ground and ask the animal to predict the weather. Which is so unfair because, if africans were doing this shit and you heard that we pulled animals out of the ground, think about what you would say about it. There are villages in africa where people wear animal skin
For outstanding literary work, Jason Reynolds is joining us, everybody cheers and applause but first, amazon, the company we cant live without. Well, theyve just taken shopping to the next level. After revolutionizing the way we shop online, amazon now has its sites on the way we shop in person. Tonight long lines outside the store thats trying to get rid of them altogether. Lets get ready to shop. Inside amazon go, a new Grocery Store opening to the public first time today. No checkout or register in site. Customers use a new app to scan in, start shopping. Customers leave without checking out and their amazon account is automatically charged. Trevor this is genius all those people have to do is wait in line and they dont have to wait in line at all, huh . Yeah, just two more hours, then i will be in and out in record time look at those geniuses, huh . You know, like the store is so insane. I cant wait for the first amazon store robbery. It will be so awkward. The robber will run in,