Throwing people out, making a big entrance, having these stupid pictures of me all over. Halloween is supposed to be for everyone. Everybody, im sorry. This party is for you. Its for all of you who make my life so special. If i dont realize that, then im no better than a rich American Teenage girl. Open the doors let everyone in, wristband or no [cheering] all right uh, excuse me, but, maam, can i borrow that . Biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls. What the. Thanks. I am so sick of this wait, im at the party. Sure, homie. I got your back, yo. And its not too late. Hey, why dont you come in with me . Well, what the heck . Im gonna get grounded anyway, might as well. [dance music playing] Comedy Central announcer september 18, 2019. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show with trevor noah everybody, im trevor noah. And you guys are the daily show, wow. This is amazing. L
The big news, 180 characters on twitter now people can get much more detail when complaining to airlines companies. At delta, my flight was delayed. It reminds me of my first flying experience, 1994, i was but a young lass. Other news, who likes pizza . Cheaper. That means youre nazis. Papa johns is telling racists we dont want your business after a neonazi web site declared pap the pizza of thality right. They posted a swastika pizza after papa johns said they condemn hate groups. We do not want these individuals or groups to buy our pizza. Trevor 2017, the year when even pizza had to distance itself from gnatsias. To recap. Papa johns said the n. F. L. Protests were hurting pizza sales. Nazis said, yes, papa johns, you are officially the pizza of the alt right. Papa johns said, no, we arent racists. They said, sure. Papa johns said, no, seriously, were not trying to be racist. The alt right said, right, neither are we. Papa johns said, what are you doing. They said, come on heil five
Huh . Huh whered everybody go . The girls all wanted to go watch that bridon kid practice basketball. Etbal. But the girls like singing and dancing. No, i think the girls just like that bridon kid,kid, no matter what he does. T ho no, we just no, no, wait we just got good at this from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight the roastmaster general himself jeff fis joining us, everybody the big news, 180 characters on twitter now people can get much more detail when complaining to airlines companies. At delta, my flight was delayed. It reminds me of my first flying experience, 1994, i was but a young lass. Other news, who likes pizza . Cheaper. That means youre nazis. Papa johns is telling racists we dont want your business after a neonazi web site declared pap the pizza of thality right. They posted a swastika pizza
Ice going off, creating a mess. A nightmare on roads and bridges, officials warning everyone to stay home. 25,000 people without power. Wind gusts of 55 miles per hour. A bomb cyclone. Bombo genesis. Bombo genesis and bomb what was it, bomb cyclone . Thats not a weather term, by the way. Trevor boo why are you spoiling the fun professional weather man . Its a bomb cyclone ow making nonsensical noises but actually, i agree. You cant just jam scary words in front of each other to get our attention. Board up the windows, here comes the h herpes monsoon laughter but i love snow days. Its so beautiful. This morning i killed a white walker. I dont know if he was pushing a cart or what, but i stopped him. Thank you for coming out in the snow today. Appreciate you very much. applause ive got to say, i love how america deals with snow. You guys put salt on everything. Youre literally fighting the weather with food. I wouldnt be surprised if during a tornado some guy went out in a filed with piz
Bombo genesis. Bombo genesis and bomb what was it, bomb cyclone . Thats not a weather term, by the way. Trevor boo why are you spoiling the fun professional weather man . Its a bomb cyclone ow making nonsensical noises but actually, i agree. You cant just jam scary words in front of each other to get our attention. Board up the windows, here comes the h herpes monsoon laughter but i love snow days. Its so beautiful. This morning i killed a white walker. I dont know if he was pushing a cart or what, but i stopped him. Thank you for coming out in the snow today. Appreciate you very much. applause ive got to say, i love how america deals with snow. You guys put salt on everything. Youre literally fighting the weather with food. I wouldnt be surprised if during a tornado some guy went out in a filed with pizza and was like, go on get out of here git go on laughter but from the blizzard on the east coast to the cyclone of news covering the country. First up, virginia, the place widely known