Also on tonights show, the nfl is running out of players, america may go if the price is right and scientists are experimenting with black. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with amazon. The biggest retailer has steadily been taking over the world and now they need your help to do it. Tonight one of the countrys biggest employers has put out the help wanted sign. Amazon looking to fill ten of thousands of positions. Todays amazon career day held in six cities arlington, virnlg yarks the future home of amazons hq2 as well as nashville, boston, dallas, seattle and chicago. Amazons goal, hire 30,000 employees by early next year, from 15 an hour warehouse jobs to computer programmers and execs earning 125,000 and up. Wow. Amazons going to hire 30,000 people . You know you are a big company when you can just hire the population of palm springs. Yeah, just walk in like were hiring, all of you, come on, lets go. I will be honestk i dont know if i want to go on a Job Inter
Throwing people out, making a big entrance, having these stupid pictures of me all over. Halloween is supposed to be for everyone. Everybody, im sorry. This party is for you. Its for all of you who make my life so special. If i dont realize that, then im no better than a rich American Teenage girl. Open the doors let everyone in, wristband or no [cheering] all right uh, excuse me, but, maam, can i borrow that . Biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls. What the. Thanks. I am so sick of this wait, im at the party. Sure, homie. I got your back, yo. And its not too late. Hey, why dont you come in with me . Well, what the heck . Im gonna get grounded anyway, might as well. [dance music playing] Comedy Central announcer september 18, 2019. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show with trevor noah everybody, im trevor noah. And you guys are the daily show, wow. This is amazing. L