Imagine if i started learning ference today, and eight months after practicing, i dont speak french. And i think its a little insane that these restrictions are just now happening. Because weve known the importance of wearing a mask for months, and some states are just now putting a mask mandate into place. Only now . This is like hosting a pool party, and then in the last ten minutes saying okay, new rule no shitting in the pool. Yeah looking at you, david i mean, better late than never, but thats some shit floating around. But this is why it is so important to always wear a mask in public spaces. You can protect your loved ones and your whole community with a 3 strip of fabric, people. You have no excuse. And maybe youre saying, but trevor, im a rich snob. I would never wear something that only costs 3. Well, now you have no excuse, either. Who says staying safe cant also be a fashion statement . The worlds most expensive face mask now making its debut. The 1. 5 million mask was crea
Show with Trevor Noah Trevor okay. Before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a secondrate Christmas Special next year. Well, it may just be new yorks unofficial new holiday mascot. A small owl found inside the Rockefeller Christmas tree tree. A worker found it tucked away in the branches. Its a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife center. Its getting lots of love and attention and has its own twitter page. Very nice, and its own little turtleneck, too. Trevor oh my god can we take a second to appreciate how frickin cute this owl is . Baby yoda probably put a hit on him as we speak. Hes so cute, i want one. I want to go get a little owl right now. Aaahhh that was a mistake. Owls are not pets. But, still, what a fun story, an owl hitched a ride to new york city although i guess it looks different if youre an owl. From the owls perspe
Owls are not pets. But, still, what a fun story, an owl hitched a ride to new york city although i guess it looks different if youre an owl. From the owls perspective, we moved his house. One night hes living in the woods, next morning hes paying manhattan rent. Hes used to snacking on field mice but in new york the only thing to hunt are the rats which are ten times the size of that owl. The rat will be saying, just to be clear, whos eating who . I dont like the idea of getting the owl a twitter account. We like him now. Once we start riding the tweets, wow, owl lives matter . Unfollow lets move on to Donald Joe Biden beat my ass trump. None of his legal efforts to undo the election have been working, so now hes trying a different approach. You might remembert that, yesterday, two republican Election Officials in michigan tried to throw out votes from the entire city of detroit, and then they have to be shamed into backing down. Turns out that wasnt the end of the story. Breaking over
No, susan is not with me. I was like, where is she . He was like, i dont know. Who were you camping with . My dad and my mom. The children said mommy was in the van but didnt come back with us. Pretty significant thing for a 4yearold to tell a detective. Susan had often referred to her fatherinlaw as creepy. Too close. Steven was wanting to be interviewed, and he reveals the biggest bombshell. We interarcted in a lot of sexual ways. One last question. How am i going to find your wife without your help . Puyallup is a smaller town. Its located in an area thats kind of protected from wind and rain from the mountains around it. Its a suburb of seattle and tacoma. Its homey. Its growing. Low crime. Lots of children who live there. Lots of families. Many people are members of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. A lot of really nice people interconnected through the church. Its kind of a very typical american community. It is in puyallup, washington, where these two families and
The evidence that they had was the word of a fraud. They said james daily had said, she wouldnt die, she wouldnt die, she wouldnt shut up. Do we believe that . Attorneys say hes on death row because of this man, an infamous jailhouse snitch who claimed james daily confessed to him. Not only are they taking the word of a con man youre taking the word of a child molester and yet you put him on the stand. Were you scared of him . Very. I was terrified. Hold on. Let me put you on speaker. He says youre the reason hes on death row. He says the reason hes on death row is because you lied. Ive never been here because im so scared of it. It was over here . This is where she went to heaven. And the reason i came down is because i feel like everybodys sitting in purgatory, waiting for this to get justice. I believe that. And thats why i brought holy water down to put in the water. Are you guys going to be offended if i goat on my knees . Not at all. Okay, because this is how i feel about it. I h