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A taxi. Ive had a home free glad you could join me police in pakistan say at least 65 people have died off to trade in the southeast of the country caught fire the blaze reportedly broke out when a cooking stove exploded while passengers were preparing breakfast local officials said most of the victims died after jumping off the fast moving train it was travelling through couldnt drop province on route from the Southern City of karachi to roland couldnt the. Well for more on this now lets bring in shame hes a journalist based in islamabad said welcome to the program what is the latest from the scene of the accident. Yes well from what we can tell on the ground now rescue work has concluded at the site of the accident and according to the authorities a real traffic on those real lines has now resumed as well but what we do know is that this accident took place about 150 tom purcell to the city of new darnell that is the nearest urban center that has sort of developed hospital facilities
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Where there is not an actual connection, where there is smoke, there is fire, and theres so much smoke. Okay, thats less dumb, but it not what a frog would say. Next. Action. As a teenager i would go up to people at rocks and hammers and baseball bats and hammers and, of course, many people know the story when i was 14 and i had tried to stab someone. How did you get in here . Security action. The American Dream is dead. Okay, remember, kermit is a beloved character. Can you Say Something that everyone will love . We need a new president fast. Perfect, youre hired. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, we welcome john oliver. Mike birbiglia, and michael showalter. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hi, how are you . Whats going on, chris, please have a seat, please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. cheers and applause
We are joined by warren. Warren good to be here. David now we get first word from nejra cehic. Trump signaled he would be willing to moderate his stance. Donald trump in terms of immigration and almost anything else, theyre almost has to be some time and pull and deal. Deal, hetched ted stood a day and a half or something. What came of it . Nothing. You have to have some flexibility. Nejra all of them said they would support trump if he wins the nomination. There is a familiar threat from north korea. Kim jongun has ordered forces to be ready to launch Nuclear War Heads at any moment. T came after the country more to the country to prepare of sanctions from the united nations. And the pace of chinas military spending growth was increase between 7 and 8 this year, but the smallest since 2010. The estimate was released before tomorrows National China peoples congress. Global news 24 hours a day, powered by 2400 journalists in more than 150 news bureaus around the world, i am nejra cehic.