Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, it is the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jamie foxx, tig notaro, musical guest black pumas, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, wow. Great to see you guys. Hi, everyone thanks for tuning in my name is jimmy fallon. Welcome to the tonight show. And hi, roots. Nice to see you. Very nice. [ cheers and applause quest, you you made it you made it into the studio today which questlove good i escaped. Jimmy yeah questlove yeah jimmy what, were you in between two trees or where questlove i was in between i was on the set of jumanji. Thats where i was [ laughter ] jimmy did you know i mean, did you get out of your vehicle and walk home . Questlove i ran home yes. Jimmy yeah questlove trees, power lines, everything was falling. Turkeys in the street. Bears on the corner. Deer everywhere. Like jimmy oh, my gosh. Questlove yesterday was all jimmy yeah, it was questlove yeah jimmy all crazy. Yeah questlove yeah jimmy welcome back thanks for thanks for being here i mean, i am happy youre here questlove well, thank you. Glad to be here. Jimmy im thankful but also happy. Questlove im grateful [ laughter ] and thankful that youre happy jimmy there you go good well, i mean, same goes with you, tariq, as well. Tariq i appreciate that. Jimmy yeah james . Nice to see you. [ laughter ] lets get to the news. Lets get to some jokes here, guys after the nightmare that was his interview on hbo, this morning President Trump cocooned himself in the weighted blanket that is fox friends. [ light laughter ] thats right after several brutal interviews, trump called in to fox friends this morning he basically tried dating other shows and then ended up back with his ex. Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back. Yep. Trump went on and on this morning for 53 minutes most americans were like, hey, if we wanted to hear the president ramble about nothing for an hour, wed have watched the coronavirus briefing. [ light laughter ] the interview with fox friends went about how you would expect at one point, trump made a a pretty shocking claim about how long mailin voting could delay the results of the election listen to this if it doesnt work out, youre not going to know the november 3rd election results. Im talking for the country. It could be for months and months i mean, actually, it could be for years. [ laughter ] jimmy months or years. Its an election not the results of a covid test. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was like, its going to take a while. Imagine the time it takes me to walk down a ramp now double that. [ light laughter ] i was wearing wooden i was wearing wooden soled shoes, or leather soled, brand new, made for wood they were wooden i was wearing clogs. [ laughter ] at one point, trump was asked about schools reopening and heres what he had to say. My view is the schools should open. This thing is going away it will go away like things go away and my view is that schools should be open if you look at children, children are almost and i would almost say definitely but almost immune from this disease. [ crew groans jimmy for example, ive had people coughing on don jr. s face for months and so far nothing. At that point, dr. Birx wrapped her scarf around her eyes and walked into traffic. Shes like even Brian Kilmeade seems to be losing faith in trump, because after that he poured out a diet coke and sang its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. It was such a bad answer for the rest of the interview, fox friends replaced all the anchors with this. [ light laughter ] yeah, a lot of people are criticizing the interview, but trump was proud of it. Right after he held up a chart showing that the u. S. Leads the world in calls into morning shows. [ light laughter ] you can see it right here its very clear. Later in the interview, trump was asked about his Convention Speech and where it will take place. Listen to what he had to say there are reports that youre considering possibly giving your Convention Acceptance Speech from the white house lawn well, were thinking about it it would be the easiest from the standpoint of security its easy. And i think its a beautiful setting. I love the building. Im there right now. I spend a lot of time here jimmy yeah, trump was like, where are they going to have it at the white house or Yosemite National park [ laughter ] or the banks of the mispeepee river. [ laughter ] im still deciding. Thats for you, robin. Basically trumps message is, nobody should worry about the virus. Anyway, totally unrelated. Ill be giving my speech from home. [ laughter ] meanwhile when trump said it would be easier for security, the secret service was like, yeah. Were good i think we can handle it dont worry about it. But trumps not the only one who is changing his convention plans. Watch. Breaking news from the Democratic NationalCampaign Committee announcing that former Vice President joe biden will not be traveling to milwaukee, a battleground state, wisconsin, due to concerns over covid19 instead biden will accept the nomination from delaware jimmy right now in milwaukee, the guy who just blew up 10,000 balloons is like, are you fricking kidding me . [ laughter ] biden says he wants to speak in front of delawares most famous landmark the sign that says, welcome to pennsylvania. [ laughter ] well, guys, get this in [ laughter ] guys, get this, a new poll found that four out of five parents have considered home schooling their kids this fall to hear from the other side, were now joined by one of the parents who hasnt considered home schooling hey, thanks for joining us hey jimmy so like i said, most parents are at least thinking about home schooling their kids this fall, but youre not. Nope. Jimmy you havent even thought about it nope. Jimmy i mean, if there was a major outbreak in your area, youd consider it, though, right . Nope. Jimmy what if Health Officials advised you home school your kids nope. Jimmy okay, but, lets say schools are fully closed this fall you have no choice but to home school your kids, right . Debatable jimmy i mean you wouldnt just drop them off in a parking lot in an empty school maybe jimmy how many kids do you have seven jimmy wow. How old are they 12. [ laughter ] jimmy all of your kids are 12 yep jimmy how many boys . How many girls boys. Jimmy all boys yep jimmy so youve been in the house all summer with seven 12yearold boys yep [ knocking sound ] jesus. Jimmy im sorry. Are you are you doing this interview from your bathroom yep [ laughter ] jimmy is it the only place you can be alone yep [ laughter ] jimmy do you work out of there, too yep jimmy what do you do for a a living [ laughter ] air Traffic Control jimmy ill let you get back to work then the parent who hasnt considered home schooling, everyone [ applause ] questlove the loop [ laughter ] cant see the loop one more time [ laughter ] jimmy lets get to some Entertainment News guys, earlier today, disney made a big announcement. After months of delays, audiences will finally be able to see disneys live action mulan at home. The remake of the classic is heading to disney on september 4th for an additional 30. Jimmy yeah mulan will be on disney for 30. That is why when you quick purchase, it says are you sure . Then is says seriously, are you sure . Then, finally, it says okay, rockefeller. [ light laughter ] 30 may seem like a lot, but remember, if you took your kid to the theater your tickets are 20, the snacks are 10. And you havent even gotten to the vodka red bull in your hydroflask [ laughter ] well, guys, with everything thats happening, it is also a a big week for celebrity birthdays. President obama, billy bob thornton, tony bennett, arnold schwarzenegger. So, we thought it would be fun to take a break from the news and imagine them all in a room together just wishing each other happy birthday take a look. Happy birthday billy. Happy birthday barack happy birthday arnold happy birthday tony happy bday barack. Happy birthday tony happy birthday billy. Happy birthday arnold happy birthday billy. Happy birthday tony happy birthday arnold happy birthday barack okay. Happy birthday on three. One, two, three happy birthday wheres the cake . [ laughter ] jimmy happy birthday. [ laughter ] thats the best one. I know. Jimmy and finally, this is crazy. Three men were stranded on a a Deserted Island in the pacific, so they drew a giant sos on the beach and it actually worked. Yep. They got rescued by a helicopter after just three days check it out see that yeah asked how they survived, they said, lets just say there used to be four of us. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight, everyone. He is in the new netflix film project power. Jamie foxx is here tonight [ applause ] he is one of the greatest dudes i think ive ever met. I love jamie foxx so much. Not only is he talented, he can sing and act and do everything but also as a as a dad and just a human being i love that dude so much so, im so psyched to talk to jamie. Plus, her new podcast dont ask tig is available now. Tig notaro is here [ applause ] and these guys are crushing it right now. We have music from black pumas [ applause ] guys, as you know every week we like to bring you some uplifting, creative videos whether from quarantine or just stuff from around the country. It is time for what are you doing wednesday . What are you doing on wednesday what are you doing on wednesday jimmy first up, this guy got pretty bored in quarantine and discovered an amazing siri trick. Hey siri. Change my nickname okay. What would you like me to call you . Hahahahahahahaha. You would like me to call you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [ laughter ] yes [ laughter ] jimmy hey, that is mr. Hahahahahahaha to you. Next up, this girl was going for the perfect rope swing picture. She had her buddy all planned out to get the good closeup slowmo shot well, it didnt go as planned. Check it out two, three. Oh [ laughter ] did that just [ bleep ] [ laughter ] jimmy and finally, this baby sister is not having it with her brothers crying. [ crying ] [ crying ] [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, everybody. That is what are you doing wednesday . Well be right back with more tonight show. [ applause ] are in troubl we live in the same bubble everybody breathe and some people are sneezing people spitting when they tal and cough and sneeze while they walk and picking things up off the floo and touching handles touching door no matte who youre voting for i think i have to say more i dont believe its a thin i really have to ask but wear a mask so we gave the world another look. And saw a future of differences celebrated. Every voice heard and advocated. Where everyone can show their pride. cause love should never have to hide. Theres a world of possibility that cant exist with you versus me. It will take work, thats indisputable. But oh man it could be beautiful. This world where we are we. itchy . Scratchy . Family not get charmin ultra strong. It just cleans better, so your family can use less. 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Everybody back to one. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Jimmy welcome back there is a lot of stuff you can read in your daytoday life not all of it is interesting but i think it is time that we change that. Were going to liven up some of the most boring things imaginable by turning them into unforgettable songs in a new game called auto tune up. Auto tune up yeah jimmy now im going to need some help. So joining me now is the one and only jamie foxx oh, come on, pal what up baby . What up jf jimmy jf, im so happy that youre here and doing this baby jimmy you know i love you man. Youre the best. Yeah, man, im in the house like furniture down like gravity. You know how we go jimmy here is how this game is going to work well each be given a random boring paragraph and the words will appear on screen. Our job is to turn it into an awesome song with the help of auto tune. You ready for this got it. Got it and i love that jingle you all got at the end who went and put that chord at the end. Jimmy that was good, right that was a little jazzy yeah jimmy all right. Im up first lets see what im auto tuning [ beeping amazon review of a screwdriver set. Okay all right. Give me the song let me try it. So far ive bee extremely happy with this screwdriver set given its price i thought it would be poorly made however i was dead wron i used to take apart my gaming desktop case so i can blow dus out of it and blow the blow the dust it also came in handy when i had to remove my car license plate yeah yeah okay baby. When we come out this quarantine were going on the road [ laughter ] were going on the road, baby. Jimmy i had no idea what tune that was but we figured something out. Hey, that is straight rock and soul rock and soul. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. All right. Jamie, now it is time to see what you get here we go its jamies turn. [ beeping okay this is the dvd copyright warning. This is the warning that comes on when you first play a dvd warning the motio pictur contained in this videodisc is protecte under the copyright laws of the united state any copying of the pubic i mean the publi performance of the Motion Picture is strictly prohibited an may subject the offender to the sever criminal penalties the offender title 17 under the United States code section code section 501 and 506 offender jimmy oh, my gosh. What did you end with, did you say ding dong . Five for six offender [ light laughter ] jimmy offender oh, my gosh. What did you end it with did you say ding dong . 506 offender [ laughter ] jimmy offender oh, my gosh. Got to get that dictional jimmy thats what it is . Thats the secret . Jimmy offender thats the best. I would buy that jam now this is my turn. Here, lets see what im singing. [ beeping combos Ingredient List so this is the list of ingredients on a bag of combos okay a bag of combos jimmy here we go all right. Wheat flour Vegetable Oil maltodextrin yea yeah modified corn starch less than two percen caramel colo paprika extract yeah yeah and then you got som beef fat Garlic Powder allergy information contains milk wheat and soy [ light laughter ] yo you killing that jimmy i popped something i popped something yeah i popped a vein at one point you hit them with the rick ross r b jimmy i just keep going into like montel williams. Whatever i keep doing. Some vein started throbbing yeah. Jimmy went up into my brain. I had a little seizure there but im back to normal now take a couple aspirin out for that right after this. Take a couple aspirin and thin the blood. Jimmy appreciate it. Here we go jamie, last song for you here we go [ beeping article on how to spider proof a shed here we go this is the song of the summer lets hear it. Step one place glue traps throughout your shed step two apply pesticide barrier around the sheds exterior step three try vinegar oranges an step cuatro if spider remain consider callin a professional yeah jimmy oh, my goodness. How do you do it i love it. Oh notice how i put in a a little, you know, spanish, just so we can, you know, in a when we go to the bigger platforms. Jimmy thats genius. Its global. Its about encompassing jimmy thats exactly what it is. And that was unbelievable. That is a youre a two time offender offender. Jimmy thats amazing more with jamie foxx after the break. Stick around everybody thanks for playing that. However you go back, weve got your back. Hey. Da tampon . Pen to have a tamp. . Shhh what size . Theres more than one size . Its about your flow, okay . It changes, so should your tampax. Only tampax has five sizes and a leakguard braid. If it hurts to remove, go down. Leaks . 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His new film project power comes to netflix on august 14th. Here is jamie foxx jimmy jf, come on. Thank you. Jf, what up, baby jimmy youre looking good bud. We got history, man im going to tell people right now everybody listening to me right now you are hands down the greatest for what we know jimmy yeahve done for that this person it was a birthday wish. I can say that much. Jimmy yeah but what youve done that lady literally spearheaded part of the movement with black lives matter she made sure. She said, i want you to go heal the world, and when you did what you did man you healed her so jf jimmy come on, man i cant even you know i cant even, the words cant come to mind how grateful i am to know you buddy. I love you, hows the family thanks, bro man, the family is great we been quarantining so shout out to everybody thats been in quarantine weve been blessed weve been blessed we settled down with basically three families so its about 12, 15 people at the house so, you know, things have been, you know. Jimmy wow. A little jam packed but its a lot of love, jf. Jimmy yeah its a lot of love a lot of love jimmy any drama at all jf, im an easy dude you know just i set certain things aside for myself though. You know what im saying because a lot of people i did set aside some cookies at one point. I said im going to eat these cookies around 4 00 in the morning. I like to sit down, you know, have some cookies and a beer you know, so i hid them because i know theres hungries. You know, its kids and Everything Else and then when i went to get my cookies jf my cookies was missing. This was a problem because i give too much. Jimmy yeah you know what im saying . I give house. I give shelter dont touch my cookies jimmy you ask one thing. And so when i get and i see that my cookies aint there and its 4 00 in the morning you know what i did . I woke everybody up. Everybody gotta get up you got to explain this. Jimmy really and as a matter of fact as a matter of fact, im sneaking into each persons room trying to see if theres some evidence. Found it out, jf jimmy who . My sister would sleep in her chair, fell asleep with her mouth open i had the flashlight on my phone and, look. [ laughter ] there are my damn cookies is, right there. [ laughter ] and i was so hungry i actually reached into her mouth with my no im just kidding. But it was really a situation where i just explained, hey, dont touch my cookies. Jimmy dont touch my cookies, man thats the name of next jam we should do. Dont touch my cookies ive heard you call yourself in an interview black forrest gump its crazy. It is true reason im always there and at places where things go where th jimmy but ive heard stories about parties that youve either had at your house then all of a sudden some prince will show up or you, it just gets bro, it just everything like literally like at one imagine this imagine coming out of the 90s into the 2000s and my little house is puff missy elliott, andy dick, michael bay. Jimmy wow. I mean, just crazy. Jimmy wow. And then in the room, standing on the wall nobody knew at the time it was jayz. I was like, whats up . Its nice party its crazy its crazy its nice. Its like this all the time . Its crazy crazy. See, jayz yeah. Its crazy. Jimmy i also read somewhere that you basically got kobe bryant or helped motivate him to get his fifth ring . Oh, man first of all god bless, r. I. P ko rest in power, kobe, man but it was kobe and i had this incredible, cantankerous relationship because we would always go at each other. I remember he came to see my show in l. A. I was doing a show and my whole my whole group my whole band was laker fans now obviously i was texas i was a maverick fan and kobe heard it. Mavericks mavericks . I thought you was a winner mavericks . So we started going at each other. Right . Were going back and forth, right . And then i say, we were talking about players, and he was saying oh, they cant handle me. He was talking about the celtics couldnt handle. Then i said, lebron james. Huh huh . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Dude, oh, my gosh. I said, lebron james, right . And you know what he said . He gave props. But then he didnt stay for my show he got so pissed he says, i aint even going to stay for your show im going to go work out. And he started to go he went across the street because it was the Staples Center he started working out amd so after that we started texting. So were texting going back and forth. I said, you aint going to be ready for the season whats up with ron artest . All these Different Things and i said, you aint going to make it. And he text me back. He says, do you have some water . And i said, huh . He says, youre going to need it cause youre going to choke on my fifth ring. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yes dude, thats what im talking about, and then he got it. And then he went on to, you know, victoriously win that fifth ring, man. And thats the story that i can say that, you know, when you look at the lay of the land and what has transpired and how he was taken from us so fast, man, i cherish that story jimmy yeah, i loved him too. Hes one in a million. I wanted to talk about your movie because its on netflix. Project power. Basically, its this pill. You take a pill and for five minutes you have a power, a super power. Yeah, you take a pill and for five minutes you have super powers now, the thing about it is this is that its a drug on the street that someone is pushing but me, i play this cop named art whos like this undercover cop who floats into new orleans trying to find out whos selling the drugs because i know that theres Something Else going on with it a little more sinister. When i get to new orleans i meet a couple of great people who are not only incredible actors and actresses but just like they turn the movie out and Dominique Fishback jimmy shes great. And one of my favorites Joseph Gordonlevitt jimmy how great is that guy . I mean, hes unbelievable. Hes another he can do anything. Jimmy he can sing and dance. And hes just yeah, hes great. Oh, man incredible. It is a great film especially for now man like, you know, we need a little we need a little escapism right now so its perfect. Jimmy dude, thank you so much for coming on the show. Before you go i want to show a a clip heres jamie foxx and Joseph Gordonlevitt in project power. Take a look. Making a big mistake. Uhhuh. Let me guess, youre one of the good drug dealers, right trying to save the world they have my daughter that is my world listen, it aint too late for you to walk away oh, no man youre the one in handcuffs and im literally in the drivers seat. So what am i missing what youre missing is in the next 30 seconds the captain is going to call you and tell you to take me to a different place not the precinct [ train ringing but were never going to make it to that place oh, yeah . Whys that think about what youre saying testing in new orleans why . Local authorities on payroll why . And then your captain sends out a single cop to apprehend the most dangerous man in the city why . 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Limited availability in select areas. Call 1. 877. Only. Att jimmy our next guest is a very funny comedian who has a new weekly podcast called dont ask tig which is available right now. Here she is. Tig notaro tig, oh, i love it when youre on the show. I love that youre i love that youre on the show. First of all, thank you for doing this thank you for having me jimmy and i like that youre youre zooming through a computer because you did something to me last time you were on the show and i, you know, you know what you do i do know what i did. Jimmy yeah so that wont happen i zoomd with you in person [ laughter ] jimmy is that what its calling . You zoom you zoom with me in person that is correct. We did the first inperson zoom years ago. [ laughter ] i know im so happy that youre safe. Youre quarantining with your wife and you have 4yearold twin sons now i do. Theyre theyre jimmy wow. Its its theyre not in preschool theyre home with us and jimmy do they have any idea whats going on . No. I mean, well, they think cause it kind of coincided with spring break when the pandemic hit, so we just have continued to tell them that its spring break. [ laughter ] so, they think they are on spring break for five months they have no previous reference point. So jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy there are some photos from your quarantine that i would love some explanation, if i can ask you about some if you dont mind ive seen on the socials nope. Jimmy this this picture here says, the phone wont give notifications while driving. Well, i have not left my house in five months and im just i guess one of the smoothest walkers in town. Jimmy oh, stop the phone thinks youre driving . I swear to god this has happened numerous times where i look at my phone, its locked because it thinks im driving. And im just shuffling around in my slippers, but actually got on your show jimmy but you think because youre smooth walking is tricking the [ light laughter ] yes im a very youve seen me walk im a very smooth, chill walker jimmy i dont remember my phone thinks jimmy nothing out of the ordinary i am on a drive jimmy yeah i mean, how fast do you go, you think . Not very. But its used to my driving. Im a slow driver. Im a smooth walker. And it registered as me, you know, out and about. I truly have not left. Jimmy well, look im on spring break why would i leave . [ laughter ] jimmy and who needs notifications when youre on spring break yeah. Jimmy please its the last thing you need exactly jimmy i want to talk about your new podcast its called dont ask tig. How did you come about to doing this do people always come to you for advice no. Jimmy ah ha. No, they dont. Jimmy they do not. So jimmy no they do not now they do. But, previously, i had just done some advice shows that i really enjoyed doing and it was fun to, kind of, spiral into silliness, giving people advice. But i also found that i genuinely wanted to help people and, like many people alive, ive been through a lot. And i feel like i can pull from stuff to say, hey maybe try this. Or, you know so so far its going well im enjoying it. And and yeah. I mean jimmy there is a cat trying to get into your office. Never mind oh, my gosh this is going to go viral isnt it jimmy no, no my cat jimmy no, its not no, its not oh, my god. Jimmy Nothing Happened this is a viral moment. Jimmy no, no, Nothing Happened oh, my god. Thats not a viral moment. A cat just walked in no, no, no. Thats so embarrassing jimmy no, its not embarrassing Nothing Happened its gonna be click bait. I can see it now jimmy no, nothing Nothing Happened really oh, my god. Tigs house cat tries to get into her office. Jimmy no, thats not a a thing thats going to go viral at all i was just saying, no, nothing well, no. Its totally fine. Jimmy, let me have this viral moment that was so i didnt even notice it. How embarrassing that my cat did that while we were talking oh, my god jimmy oh, my Goodness Gracious i am so sorry about that. Woo jimmy tig, there is a you have original music on your show from Edie Brickell. Yes jimmy do you know Edie Brickell . Is that how you got her i do now. But, as a kid actually to go back to advice, when her first album came out, i was at a a point in my life where i needed advice so desperately i was really struggling as a a kid. And i listened to her music and it just really changed everything so to me, it felt so perfect and full circle to bring her genius to that show and her calming voice. And, ah, she is just the best. Jimmy i think that maybe me and you might have had the same Favorite Song off that album do you want to say your Favorite Song off shooting rubber bands on the count of three . Sure. Jimmy ready . One, two, three. Circle. Circle. [ laughter ] jimmy are we twins what does it mean . Im part of your circle of friends. Jimmy thats my favorite one thats my favorite one jimmy this is a viral moment oh, my god what if my cat walks off . Jimmy no this one just topped it. Its number one that tig and jimmy had the same Favorite Song its everywhere. I know. Jimmy its everywhere. The cat thing is nothing anymore. Its useless no one even remembers it circle is all people are typing right now circle, circle, circle. You know what when i met edie over email she said oh, my gosh im going to send you so many songs im so excited to write something for your show. She said, youre going to get sick of me. I was like, there is no way im going to get sick of you. And then she started sending, like, three to five songs a day for, like, two weeks and i, to be fair, did start to get a little tired of her. But [ laughter ] jimmy she is the best, man Perfect Match you guys i love it. Dont ask tig is the new podcast. Tig notaro everyone. Its streaming everywhere now. Thank you so much for coming on our show thank you, jimmy. Jimmy you are one of my faves. Black pumas perform for us after the break. Come on back, everybody oh, look at that theres a replay oh, my goodness oh, my god that is insane play outside. Be back before. Before dark i know. Experience, amazing. Cheei must be dreaming. Read. No, no. Its actually a real thing. You should try it. , just 3. 49 its not a dream pizza pizza now, theres skyrizi. I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. 3 out of 4 people achieved. 90 clearer skin at 4 months. After just 2 doses. Skyrizi may increase your risk of infections. And lower your ability to fight them. 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Jimmy performing the song, fire, from their debut album, which is currently number one on the alternative charts, here are black pumas. Ive got a song on my heart, bab she keeps me groovin steady grooving got a lover on my min that keeps me wantin steady wanting mor theres a fire call the firema if youre in pain, bab then call a doctor now dont be afraid to say i need you i need you i will understan help me understand who baby love, pretty woma walking down the way see you walking walking down the way, yo if you get tired you get tire use your soul power use your soul power and youll find the wa go without m yes, you will yes, you will theres a fire call the fireman if youre in pain, baby then call a docto now dont be afrai to say i need you i will understand help me understan oh, i understand understand help me help me understand i just want to understand oh, i long for your lovin i cant get enough ooh, i cant enough of you when you tell me when you tell m i can be there i can be there when you love again ooh, goin love theres a fire call the fireman if youre in pain, baby then call the docto now dont be afraid to say i need you i will understand help me understand yo whoa understand you one more time its to realize smooth, smooth sailin darlin when i understan smooth, smooth sailing to the other side if theres a fir call the fireman if youre in pain, baby then call a docto now dont be afraid to say i need you i will understand help me understan i want to slow dow just want to slow down jimmy thank you to black pumas. 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