Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests shawn mendes, tig notaro, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. We are coming at you from studio 6a here in Rockefeller Plaza in new york city lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, we are just one week away from election day [ applause ] i cant believe its that soon i mean, it feels like the last four years have just really flown by seriously, every morning since 2016, democrats have been carving the days into the walls like theyre doing time at rikers island. [ laughter ] if biden wins, democrats are gonna walk out of their houses with an extra 50 pounds of muscle and a jug of toilet wine [ laughter ] thats right, were just seven days away from the election, and just seven months from knowing who won. Thats exciting. [ audience groans yep. In seven days well find out if trump is sticking around or getting replaced like the bachelorette this week cannot go fast enough if youre looking for ways to pass the time, just ask joe biden to tell one story from high school my pall ski ball were on our way to the sock hop. [ laughter ] but seven days is still a lot of time. If you get in line to vote now, theres a really good chance youll make it to the front by november 3rd [ laughter ] everyones excited about this election i mean, check out how many people have already voted. We are one week out from election day, and look at that number more than 65 million ballots already cast jimmy thats right, over 65 million have already voted. And thanks to the supreme court, almost 3 million of those will be counted. These voting numbers are incredible the United States could have its highest election turnout since 1908 you know 2020s been rough when were like, lets party like its 1908 [ laughter ] i love that. 1908 was a lot like 2020 the country was divided. Turnout was high and Bernie Sanders lost in the primary. [ audience groans a lot of groaners tonight, huh [ laughter ] cheer up come on, man thats right, the u. S. Is on track for the highest election turnout since 1908 that got me wondering, why were so many people voting in 1908 . Well, when you compare todays issues to back then, it kind of makes sense. For example, in 2020, voters want to stop a Global Warming catastrophe. In 1908, voters wanted to stop pollution from the four cars that existed in 2020, voters want to settle things at the ballot box in 1908, voters wanted to settle things by racing a donkey and an elephant and finally, in 2020, voters complain the election season is like watching paint dry. In 1908, voters said, paint drying i got to check this out. [ laughter ] with the time running short until the election, both campaigns are going all out and holding as many rallies across the country as they can. Listen to this an active day on the trail, joe biden stopping in georgia, Kamala Harris in nevada. The former president , barack obama campaigning for the democrats in orlando, florida jill biden heads to maine. The president hits a trio of midwest states, michigan, wisconsin and nebraskas second Congressional DistrictVice President mike pence is in the carolinas today and the first lady is traveling to pennsylvania jimmy whew usually the only people who travel this much are salesmen and fugitives. Yep, trump and pence are everywhere even the coronavirus was like, guys, please gimme a second to catch up. I think all the traveling confused trump, cause he bragged about saving nebraskas Auto Industry and rescuing the great dairy farms of michigan. Im not sure trumps rallies are really moving the needle its hard to convince voters you deserve a second term when your speech has 42 mentions of the word plague. [ laughter ] but you can tell trumps getting tired cause at one rally he just rolled out a a television and played a video like a substitute teacher. [ laughter ] you know whats better than reading moby dick . Watching air bud. Listen to whats going on with gyms in newark. New restrictions aimed at stopping a surge in coronavirus cases take effect today in newark gyms and Fitness Centers are under orders to shut down for 30 minutes every hour for a deep cleaning. Jimmy 30 minutes every hour the only person whos going to get in shape is the janitor. [ laughter ] already theres one creepy employee who just walks up to the machines and whispers, bath time [ laughter ] bath time. Bath time bath tim bath tim bath time go rap. Bath time bath tim its time to take a bath its time to ge the soap out and then you wash your [ laughter ] tariq i was waiting for you to cut me off. Say hey jimmy whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a familiar show. Sorry. Sorry, i forgot to do that yeah questlove wait thats Billy Bob Thorntons character on tariq oh yeah, sling blade. [ mumbling ] tariq bath time. Jimmy bath time. You mind if i hang out with your son and be best friends with him [ laughter ] i dont know if you guys should be hanging out in the woods. No, im doing like call me mr boombastic mr fantastic mister bath time bath time questlove its not right without higgins here bath time now you got to watch your questlove its nor right jimmy its not right, no oh yeah, thats right. Thats right hey, im a little worried that newark Planet Fitness is taking better precautions than the Coronavirus Task force [ laughter ] lets change gears i heard about a billionaire in california who is feuding with his neighbor and recently, their fight took an interesting turn. Watch this sit right back an youll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip two neighbors in laguna beach, california, theyve been in a dispute over a lawn sculpture so, billionaire bill gross, hes been blaring the Gilligans Island theme song at all hours of the day and night in an attempt to annoy the neighbors in hopes that theyll drop their complaint over the sculpture [ laughter ] jimmy so to recap, he annoyed his neighbor by also making himself listen to the Gilligans Island theme song he was like, sorry, i only wanted to do it for three hours, but it wound up being much longer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] bob denver fans. Bob denve bob denver ill be honest, i just think its nice that we can still find things to fight about besides the election and finally i saw that four loko is coming out with new bottled drinks called pregame. Here they are. Questlove what jimmy its perfect for when you wanna pass out before leaving the house. [ laughter ] to buy a bottle, you have to show your id and give an emergency contact. Thats right you can either drink it, or just skip a step and put yourself in the back of a police car [ applause ] we have a great show tonight, give it up for the roots everybody [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show for you tonight everybody. His new album, wonder, comes out december 4th, and his new netflix documentary, in wonder, will be available november 23rd. Shawn mendes is here tonight love that dude i love this song by the way. Were going to talk to him, and later hes going to perform his new single plus, she hosts the weekly podcast, dont ask tig. Tig notaro is here she is unbelievable. Hey everybody, my new book, 5 more sleeps till christmas, came out today im very excited do you see the gloss on the top . Thats quality gloss on the top there. Im so psyched what this is about, kids getting anxious for christmas and probably worked about a year and a half on this thing. So its awesome when it finally comes out. So i did the today show this morning and it was fun to see those guys first instudio guest in the today show [ cheers and applause yeah it was awesome to see. The whole gang over there was awesome and it was a month ago i think it was number 55 thousand or something on amazon in all books. Today, as of 3 30, it is the number one book [ cheers and applause i think the move that i would do if i did bath time, i would be like down a little bit and pop up so questlove thats charlie brown. Jimmy oh, yeah that is charlie brown. Only on apple plus yeah anyways, im so psyched about this, man. Questlove congrats jimmy everyone worked so hard on this yeah thanks, man. Im so psyched thanks everybody for checking it out [ cheers and applause it means a lot to me i love it. Guys, the pandemic is spiking, so its still very important to wear a mask when you go outside, but there are a lot of guys out there who dont wear masks because they think it makes them look weak well, i saw a commercial for a a store that can help those guys out, and theyre actually having a special halloween sale check this out jimmy are you a big veiny meat man who wants to look tough while wearing your covid safety mask and you also like halloween . Well, muchacho, your prayers have been answered hombre. Hi, im lee durango, owner of masculine man masks, the number one store that sells masks with badass designs for tough and often scary men. You know halloween used to be the only time of year you could whip out a badass mask. But now we have to wear masks every day. 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But make sure no children or puppies are watching because these masks will give them permanent nightmares we hae a guys mouth that has chuckie hiding inside of it, a a werewolf who has a bunch of food stuck in his teeth, and scariest mask of all, your wife asking you, what are you thinking about . So come on down to masculine man mask, the only way to make your mouth as badass as my papa roach cover band, uncle head lice. Masculine man masks halloween sale is located next to the steroid injected Pumpkin Patch and the haunted atv dealership [ cheers and applause jimmy very interesting thank you very much. Stick around well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Election. fisherman vo how do i register to vote . Hmm . Hmm . 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Jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody hey, guys, im about to show you some books that you should avoid at all costs its time for the latest installment of my do not read list do not read do not rea do not read these book these books jimmy now before we start, i just want you to know that every book that im about to show you is 100 real. These are actual books you can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not read list this first one here is a book for all of you animal lovers this is called hamsters for pleasure and profit. [ laughter ] i bet this has your usual advice on how to make money off your hamsters, but who knows lets take a look in here. It says, begin lose this day loitering, twill be the same old story, tomorrow, and the next day more dilatory each indecision brings its own delays, and days are lost lamenting oer lost days what you can do, or think you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it that is a quote by the famous 17th century german writer goethe again, this is hamsters for pleasure and profit. [ laughter ] next up is a photography book. Love those this one is called women in trees. [ laughter ] it is literally 100plus pages of old photos of random women sitting in trees and in case that wasnt enough for you, they came out with more women in trees. [ laughter ] thats actually more of a stump. Tariq yeah jimmy sequels are never as good next is a paranormal book. Its perfect for halloween this is enjoy your own funeral. [ laughter ] sounds like a fun thing to do. Look at these two people theyre clearly having a blast you should be able to enjoy your funeral its your day. Why should everyone else have all the fun . Why let everyone else have the fun . Next is a book called is eating people wrong . [ laughter ] ill save you the time reading this yes. Im not sure what category this next book belongs in but this is this man touched me. [ laughter ] yeah but you know whats even crazier, though shocking about this . No one checked it out. [ laughter ] well, were down to our last book tariq oh, man. Jimmy you know, all good things tariq yeah this is an autobiography this is called a tramp finds a home. [ laughter ] lets just hope she doesnt live next to this guy. [ applause ] there you go thats all i have for this edition of my do not read list. If you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list, i want to see it send your titles to donotread tonightshow. Com. Stick around, well be right back with shawn mendes, everybody my name is henry. Working within amazon transportation services, i really saw the challenge of climate change. We want to be sustainable, but when you have a truck covering over 300 miles, or you have flights going hundreds of miles, its a bit more challenging. 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Jimmy my first guest is a threetime grammynominated artist his new album, wonder, comes out december 4th and his new documentary, in wonder, will be streaming on netflix starting november 23rd here is the very talented shawn mendes yeah hey jimmy look at you, bud thank you so much for being here, man. I love your quarantine hair. Thanks. Its getting long jimmy is this the longest youve ever had it this is by far the longest ive ever had it im in ponytail territory. Not to trigger people about the ponytail its in the hang down for now. Jimmy where are you right now . Im at my girlfriends house in miami and thats her dog barking if you hear. Hes a pomeranian. This is home this is home jimmy really yeah. Jimmy youve been quarantining with camillas family camilla yeah, i have been. Its funny at first when i got here, it was like the beginning of the album process, and i was like in a full panic state. I was like, theres no way im going to make music. This is going to be impossible but, like, a week goes by and you Start Cooking eggs in the morning, and doing laundry and taking dogs for a walk and you have a coffee mug that youve used the same one every day, and it just becomes, like, really nice. It becomes nice. Jimmy yeah, i guess youve been which sounds very normal for everyone else, but its very abnormal for me. Jimmy well, youve been working since you were 15 or Something Like that . I was 15, and ive basically have been living in hotel rooms since i was 15 so, its been nice, man. Its been really nice. Jimmy i want to talk about the new album wonder. I love the cover, by the way thanks. Jimmy it comes out december 4th, but the single is out now, and youre performing it later tonight how did you come up with the cover . I mean, you know, i was in miami. Thats where i am a lot of time now. So, i was in miami, and we were out on the water, and i just got the final mix of the song back, so i was playing it on the boat that i was on and all my not all my friends, like, three or four of my friends and camilla were on the boat and the song was playing, and we its just like the skies opened up, and it started pouring down jimmy yeah this is like my biggest fear, is deep water. We all jumped off the boat in the middle of ocean. It probably was near land, but im going to say the middle of the ocean. But in the middle of the ocean, and it was pouring rain, and i looked around and that was kind of the essence so, you could say that was either done in the middle of the ocean, or in a parking lot in l. A its up to you, how you want to decide what that photo actually is jimmy i just know that feeling. I just think its so cool. Its, likr, so kind of free almost thats what it feels like. Totally, and you know, i mean, i feel like this time around, you know, i think especially with the quarantine, i had a real moment to find some stillness and just be quiet with myself, and also find some confidence with my work that i was doing, you know there was a real place inside of me that was scared of saying something wrong or doing something wrong, or, like, saying the wrong thing and i think that, after kind of chilling out and reflecting a bit, i found this place where i realized, like, when were talking about matters of the heart, you dont have to be an expert and the whole album became about this freedom, this thing of like not being afraid of talking about things that you morally know are right or wrong. And it allowed me to just open up and thats what the whole video looks like thats what the art work looks like thats what the music sounds like its internal freedom. Jimmy i want to talk about the music, cause i think, theres horns, theres different sounds in here im like, i want to know who inspired that. Like, what was that what was that one. I came back off tour, and my sister, who is 17 now, who is really cool, and shes like way cooler than me now i mean, theres like for some reason, when girls become 17, theyre like aesthetically they know how to do everything, and theyre the coolest person in the world. So, i was like, what are you listening to . And she played me frankie valli, cant take my eyes off of you. Jimmy really yeah, totally and it just kind of set me off and the whole album was like brass, 60s drums i got super into the beach boys my parents didnt listen to a lot of the beatles growing up, so i started discovering the beatles really for the first time, and it was pretty magical. So, thats kind of sonically where it all came from jimmy is it intimidating when youre working on this album. Camilla is there uhhuh. Jimmy do you go like is it embarrassing, or do you go like, alright here is this song i think its a good song. Or is it like, can you help me on this . Or what is it like i mean, you have you have, like, i think i think you have two choices you can either like hide everything from her and just like wait till the end type thing, and you can decide, or like, what i did was like from the very beginning i like told her my thesis statement of what i wanted the album to be and, it was the best thing i did, because theres always a point halfway through a project where youre like, this is garbage. This is the worst thing ive ever done. It doesnt sound good. I dont know what im doing. And thats when you need that support to be like, no. Stick with the idea, because the idea is beautiful, and its going to turn out. And i probably would have been discouraged enough to like move into a different world sonically, if i didnt have her kind of backing me the whole time so, im thankful for that. Jimmy yeah, i think she knows what shes doing, too. She knows what shes doing. Jimmy can you stick around i want to talk about the new documentary that you have coming out lets do it jimmy alright, more with shawn mendes when we come back, everybody woman i have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Now, theres skyrizi. Things are getting clearer yeah i feel free to bare my skin, yeah thats all me. Nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin thats my new plan. Nothing is everything. Woman keep your skin clearer with skyrizi. With skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months. Of those, nearly 9 out of 10 sustained it through 1 year. And skyrizi is 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. I see nothing in a different way and its my moment so i just gotta say nothing is everything. Skyrizi may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tuberculosis. 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We need something to just get our minds just thinking and wondering, to be a segue but you also have a documentary called in wonder, that is coming to netflix next month when people see this documentary, its raw. You kind of go there theres a lot of stuff in this its raw. Its definitely raw. And i think, like, for me, the more vulnerable i find myself, i feel like its very helpful for other people to kind of feel in their story and their life and i feel like in the documentary, its insanely vulnerable, insanely raw, insanely honest portrait of what it is to be me and what my life is about. And i to try to touch on a lot of things, and we tried our best not to edit anything out to make it feel like it was you know, we didnt want it to feel polished. It is this beautiful, honest story. And i think that in a time, like you said two seconds ago, like we need art we need beauty we need truth, and we need vulnerability. And you and i have the ability to make people feel something and make peoples minds go elsewhere, and give them love and give them light. And i really hope thats what this music does. And i hope that the documentary does that in the same light. Yeah, i mean jimmy in the documentary, you talk a lot about your parents, and teachers and friends, who all supported you, and supported your dream, when you go like, hey, i think i want to be a musician, i want to be an artist. I want to make music. No one said, like, eh, youre never going to make it dont do it. Get a new dream. I mean, also you stood on stage, the first time i came and played on your show, and you stood up and applaud for me and i saw i mean, people arent stupid. You can see when someone is truly meaning to love and truly meaning to give energy and support, and when theyre just doing it because they feel like they have to and you stood there the very first time, regardless of whether the performance was great or not i cant remember but you gave me that support and that love. And its funny, because in life, i find that ive been so lucky to run and to cross paths with people who have that look in their eye, and that real love and support and i think thats the difference between someone following their dreams and not, is at 15yearsold if your teacher tells you, no, dont do that. You cant do that. It either drives you to do it or it drives you away from doing it so, for me to have all of these people in my life that were like, you can do this, youve got this, man, it was life changing for me. And it continually is life changing for me. You know jimmy heres interesting two photos i pulled. Heres a 14yearold doing cover songs in his bedroom you go from there to being this guy, a grammynominated artist that sells out arenas all over the world. If youre not inspired by that, i dont know and the ironic part about that is, i was probably more nervous to record that Youtube Video that day in my bedroom than i was to step on stage in front of 15,000 people and its like the relative of how important each were to me, they were the exact same they meant the same to me. And i think i got the same amount of happiness like recording that video and bringing it down to show my parents and being like, look, this is me this is what i did, than i did playing on the stage after the applause its like, that is the beauty of art it doesnt measure scale its just measured by how it makes you feel you know but yeah, i mean, thanks for saying that. Jimmy as a fan, its fun to watch you evolve and grow, and just see how big it can get, and how more its just awesome to watch i want to show everyone a clip from in wonder. Take a look at this. A lot of people are like, what would you be doing if this didnt happen to you . I feel puzzled by that question, because i feel like this is what i was going to do im in the q and a yesterday, this girl goes, how do i be a a songwriter like you . And i immediately thought about saying that to my dad. I said, i want to be a songwriter, and he goes, well, can you write songs . And i was like, well, i dont know. And he goes, go write a song. And i sat in my room, and i played guitar for seven hours, and my hands would bleed and then id play again, and id get better, and id practice and im not saying everyone has to be so olympic athlete about it i said that to her i was like, stop sitting here thinking about it. 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Get out and about and support our local community. We thought for sure that we were done. And this town said not today. Jimmy our next guest is one of my favorite comedians ever. She hosts a weekly podcast called dont ask tig, which is streaming everywhere now. Dont ask tig. We love it when she comes on the show here she is, tig notaro. Tig, hey hi. Jimmy ive got to say, everyone knows you as a comedian they know you have your own podcast now. But youve also been doing a a lot more acting, which im psyched about this one, lets say star trek discovery. Its back. You just finished it yes jimmy also a big, new action film. Yes, army of the dead. I am in this movie i dont know how ive gone to outer space and now zombie films. [ laughter ] and also, i think a year ago i was on your show and i was saying how id had spinal fusion, and you probably dont remember that. But i thats an intense surgery. Jimmy yeah and i take this movie and i have no idea because how would i know its not like ive ever id never dreamed i would be in an action film. So i had no idea that id be having ammunition across my chest. Like a big rectangular gas tank strapped to my back. A machine gun. Jimmy what a pistol on my thigh. But im not really doing anything jimmy i cant wait to see this the director wanted you, right zack snyder, yeah he wanted me i dont know why but when i was in the movie, they were green screening me in because i was replacing another actor. Jimmy right. And i was the only actor on set in the filming and i started to think the first week that i was the star of the movie. Because there was nobody else there. And its a big ensemble that im in and my characters not the main part of the ensemble. Jimmy right. So it was a weird experience to be alone and start to think, oh, im a big action star. And then i realized, jimmy, not only am i not the star, i realized that probably a lot of the scenes that i was filming was just me in the background, blurry because you know they not only have to replace me or replace the guy, the other actor, in close ups. They have to replace every moment that he was on screen so i laughed so hard the day i realized a lot of my stuff is just blurry, out of focus. Jimmy but we will see you though, right . Youll see me, but also when you see me off in the distance just know that i that was a a moment i probably thought i was front and center and the start of the movie and at the end of filming, i just want to show you. Zack snyder presents because i shared with him my realization that i was not the star of the movie. Jimmy yeah that i was in the background and he presented me with an oscar with a green screen label that says best out of focus actor. [ laughter ] jimmy not bad. Not bad. Your wife was a guest on your podcast a few weeks ago. The podcast is dont ask tig. Every episode, you and another person give advice to people who write in questions usually youre the one giving advice on the show but there was an episode that youre going to tell me theres a question apparently where you needed help . Whats going on . Well, i have this and i wouldnt typically find this to be an issue. Jimmy yep. Again, except theres a a pandemic going on. Jimmy yep. But we have we hung a swing, its a bench swing hanging from a tree in our front yard we hung it there to, you know, swing our children and spend lazy afternoons there. Jimmy yeah i never imagined that there would be a woman, with a child, that would come by every single day, jimmy fallon. Jimmy oh, no, no, no, no, no and get her 2yearold out of the stroller and go sit in our swing in our front yard. Jimmy no, no, no jimmy, every day. Ill look out my window and theres a woman and of course, any other time when theres not a pandemic, i would think that was an adorable sight. And now im like, youre on my swing. I dont know jimmy how close is the swing to the street . Does it look like a park does it look like public property no, it is clearly someones home people live there. And not only do you have to get into the yard, you walk onto the yard, you have to walk up a hill you have to walk up a hill the only i tried to get into her head space of going on someones property and just casually swinging with my baby jimmy absolutely daily daily. Jimmy absolutely not the only way that would happen is if i was completely drunk, would i wander on to somebodys property and just be like, yeah call the police. I dont care jimmy i dont care im going to use your slide. Let me go up and down your slide. Show me your slide. Whats the problem jimmy this is insane what would you do jimmy i have two options i would make it harder to get up the hill. Maybe add obstacles, you know. And i think maybe i would just poke my head out and go, excuse me, can i help you . Right . Do you know what she would say . Yeah, can you push me . Thats what she would say. If i said, can i help you, she would say, yes, give me a push why hasnt someone come out here and pushed me i dont want to help this woman. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Tig, this is unbelievable. You have to let me know how you solve this problem im so sorry to hear about that ill give you a ringading and let you know jimmy im happy to hear about Everything Else going on in your life please, my best to your family stay safe and come back to the show any time. Thank you jimmy tig notaro new episodes of dont ask tig are released every wednesday well be right back with a a performance from shawn mendes stick around, everybody. Need to find the closest official ballot drop box near you . Just visit vote. Ca. Gov to find your nearest location. Then drop off your ballot. Your vote will be secure and counted. There are other ways to vote too. Just return your votebymail ballot at your voting location or mail it back. 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Jimmy performing a medley of the songs, intro and wonder from his fourth studio album, wonder, out december 4th, here is shawn mendes [ cheers and applause you have a millio different face but theyl never understand unless yo let them i youve been a millio different places so give yoursel a chance t get lost in wonderland oh i wonde if im being real do i speak my truth or d i filter how i feel i wonde wouldnt it be nic to live inside a world tha isnt black and white i wonder what it like to be my friend hope that they dont think ill forget about them i wonde i wonder right before close my eye the only thing thats on my mind been dreaming that yo think it too i wonder what its like to b loved by you yeah i wonder what its like i wonder what its lik to be loved by why am i so afrai of saying somethin wrong i never said i was a saint i wonde when i cry into my hands im conditioned to feel like it makes me less of a man and i wonder if someday youll be by my side and tell me that the world will end up alright i wonde i wonder right befor i close my eye the only thing thats on my mind been dreaming that you feel it too i wonder what its like to be loved by you yeah i wonder what its like i wonder what its lik to be loved by i wonder what its like to be loved by you yea i wonder what its like yeah i wonder right befor i close my eye the only thing thats on my mind been dreaming tha you feel it to i wonder what its lik to be loved by you [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight everybody [ cheers and applause