Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even though the republicans are in control of the house, senate and white house. The democrats cant even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. Theyve lumped chip into their spending bill, thats the Childrens Health Insurance Program that covered 9 million lowincome kids and is yet to be reauthorized its been 100 days since it expired. Its scary for parents the funding should not have ran out it is supported overwhelmingly
Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keepnd south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. Theyve expired. Its scary for parents the funding should not have ran out it is supported overwhelmingly by republicans and democrats and all Mitch Mcconnell had to do was put it up at a vote but now a bargaining tool and now were on the brink of the whole government shutting down. I know its complicated. I have something that might make sense its time for barist a theater everyone [ cheers and applause ] here i am at my local coffee establishment. Hello id like a cap chino please. Great one capp
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Breeched the studio. Meteorologist susan. Whats the forecast look like . Were going to be cannibalized. A man is eating horse poop the end is near, from all of us at wnqx news, tonight. Stay tuned for young sheldon. Eagles announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, clair claire danes, Bernadette Peters, lil uzi vurt and jon batiste with stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, thanks thank you so much, everybody ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause remember when donald trump told us we would be tired of winning . Well, evidently the stock market is exhausted laughter because after losing 666 points on friday, monday said, hold my beer, and posted the greatest single sameday drop in the stock market history 1,600 points. In the end, the dow closed almost 1,200 points down, erasing its gains for the year.
Meteorologist susan. Whats the forecast look like . Were going to be cannibalized. A man is eating horse poop the end is near, from all of us at wnqx news, tonight. Stay tuned for young sheldon. Eagles announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, clair claire danes, Bernadette Peters, lil uzi vurt and jon batiste with stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, thanks thank you so much, everybody ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause remember when donald trump told us we would be tired of winning . Well, evidently the stock market is exhausted laughter because after losing 666 points on friday, monday said, hold my beer, and posted the greatest single sameday drop in the stock market history 1,600 points. In the end, the dow closed almost 1,200 points down, erasing its gains for the year. The stock market is