Just want to share one personal note. I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even though the republicans are in control of the house, senate and white house. The democrats cant even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. Theyve lumped chip into their spending bill, thats the Childrens HealthInsurance Program that covered 9 million lowincome kids and is yet to be reauthorized its been 100 days since it expired. Its scary for parents the funding should not have ran out it is supported overwhelmingly by republicans and democrats and all Mitch Mcconnell had to do was put it up at a vote but now a bargaining tool and now were on the brink of the whole government shutting down. I know its complicated. I have something that might make sense its time for barist a theater everyone [ cheers and applause ] here i am at my local coffee establishment. Hello id like a cap chino please. Great one cappacino and one giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. But i dont want a bag of horse [ bleep ]. Yeah its kind of a two for one thing. Oh. You want the cap, you also have to pay for the a giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. Jimmy what if i just want the cappucino. You start making demands like that i will shut down this establishment. You will shut down the store you work at. Yeah. Its absurd and scene. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] all right. So thats whats happening. Bottom line, they want to fund chip which they claim they do they could do it immediately, there would be no votes against it but they want to use Childrens Health for leverage. Unfortunate this rouse got more difficult this morning to pull off because President Trump who has weird flashes of common sense tweeted that chip should be a long Term Solution which is 100 correct but is the exact opposite what the white house said yesterday. Now the guys dont know what to do especially because its unclear whether the president understands that chip is a Government Program and not a bag of cookies whose last name is ahoy [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, ive been thinking about this, i think donald trump actually wants a government shut down i think he thinks it will be like a snow day for him to take off. The president is feeling good about the results of his annual checkup even though thinks weight is 239 pounds he said in an interview that he gets exercise, i mean, i walk, i think, i that. [ applause ] sometimes when hes feeling up it to it, he naps. Whats that even mean. He continued and said i run over to a building next door. I get more exercise than people think. He runs to a building. You 2340e know youre wearing a suit doesnt count as exercise. This is the white house. There is no building next door. Unless hes been running to the washington monument. Theres no way hes running next door. Lets be honest only part of trumps body that get exercise are his thumbs. The white house doctor claims trump is 63 even though his license says 62 it was a small detail, he was 63 would be in over weight at 62 hed fall into category of obesity where he didnt want to be, its a controversy that ted cruz got in his sticky web. Im going to leave it to the president s doctor. Youre 510 and campaigned against him. By the way im not 510 the internet is a strange place. How tall are you . 511. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 511 in flats, 62 in heels. [ laughter ] President Trump was in pittsburgh today, walking, he was talking, he was doing that, this, he was there to bask in the glow of admirers at an equipment supplier where the president took a rare opportunity to boast. Something im really proud of, ive been saying is it, what do you have to lose, africanamerican unemployment is at its lowest level ever recorded. [ cheers and applause ] look at all those white people clapping. [ laughter ] he really is bringing us together. By the way, remember how over the weekend everyone in hawaii got a text alert saying there was a missile on the way and turned out there wasnt. This is a fun statistic the website porn hub you know what it is, they releeszed a chart of traffic in hawaii before and after the missile alert when people thought they were going to down traffic went down 70 from usual but after everyone found out it was all okay it shot up to 48 above the normal level. At 8 45 people they got the all clear text by 9 01 they were all clearing their browser history. Isnt that something. Some men celebrate i guess. Im alive lets see everything works. Either than or i have another theory. May have been another reason for the surge in adult activity. Look who was visiting hawaii on that very day. None other than president bill clinton. Think he was looking at the boats dont think so. This is maybe too good. We are constantly scouring news channels across the country, we have a team of four very sad men who do it every day, the thing that keeps them going is the hope of striking gold and tonight god bless them it did coming from long island. Planning to build high power line 72 miles underground between union dale and you know can onion brook people worried about traffic in that route including hugh james. I mean, theres already enough during rush hour. Hugh janis i heard of him. Let me take you through this process. Before there was cavemen said can we talk to you, yeah, he did, said whats youre name, he said huge janis not one person said really . Anyway whatever your real name is, congratulations. They say heroes come in many forms that was one of them. On saturday President Trump celebrated his first year in office. Been almost a year since the inauguration even though it seems like dog years like so many more. President trump Approval Rating to the polls is 37 isnt great thats the poll for adults i wanted to see what kids thought. So we stopped children on the street and asked how is the president doing. Their answers went exactly like this. How do you think trump has done in his first year in office . Great. What do you think hes done thats so great . To save the world. To save the world . From what . From harmony. [ laughter ] you think donald trump has done a good job in his first year as president . No. Why not . Because he wants to put a wall over mexico and i like, love going to mexico. Whats the first thing you think of when i say donald trump. Small fingers and little face. Whats the worse thing hes done . Um, i think he needs to stop threatening north korea. Why . Because i dont want to get nuked. Whats the first thing you think of when you hear donald trump . Pictures. Pictures of what . Of princesses. Do you think hes smart . No. Why not . He treats people badly thats why i dont think hes smart. Whats one nice thing you can say about donald trump . He has kind of cool hair, i think. He has cool hair, whose is cooler his or yours . Mine. Donald trump has a lot of nicknames for people like crooked hillary, rocket man do you have a nickname for him. Poop face. Mr. Tiny hands. Cheato. Can you do an impression of him. Its gonna be great. We are gonna build a wall and it will be huge. I will build a wall. A big one. China, china, china. [ laughter ] can you give us an impression of the president for us. Youre fired [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was great. Were going to take a break. When we come back i have a special award show just for President Trump so stick around well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. in the lincoln continental. And were gonna get the phone his phone,ry sorry. Uh out of you. The important thing is that were going to make you better. voiceactivated doubletone okay. Heres how to make butter. Pour two thirds a cup of cold heavy cream into a one cup canning. Snickers® satisifes. The world is not flat. You cant just pinch it or swipe it. 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I thought it would be a whole presentation instead tweeted a link to list of awards on g. O. P. Com unfortunately the link didnt work for an hour so this is what people got when they clicked on the awards it looked like the awards might be fake news themselves. But the big winner was cnn. New york times, times, news week and our network abc each picked up an award apiece. Very thoughtful for the president to hand out awards to the media, dishonest awards but still since he did it to us i think only fair to extend the same honor to him so tonight the first annual dishonest corrupt president awards. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. And the first award is for best fabric ate te fabricateded numbers. Nominees are. The number of illegal voters. 3 to 5 million voters . Could be that much. Time magazine covers ive been on their cover 14 or 15 times i think we have the alltime record in history of time magazine. And Donald Trumps net worth. Im over 10 billion. And the winner of the award for best fabricated numbers is illegal voters. [ cheers and applause ] and accepting on behalf of illegal voters our very own guillermo. Guillermo . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. Our next category is least convincing display of love. And the nominees are. Women. I love women, i cherish women. His children. I love my children. I love my children. And the mexican people. I love the mexican people. And the award for whatever that was is mexican people. [ cheers and applause ] accepting on behalf of the mexican people [ cheers and applause ] guillermo. Gracias. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy next. The award for best selfproclaimed bestness. And the nominees are taxes. I understand the tax laws better than almost anyone. Jimmy the military. Theres no one bigger or better at the military than i am. Jimmy and words. I know words i have the best words. Jimmy and the winner is words. [ cheers and applause ] accepting the award on behalf of words please welcome the word, thanks [ cheers and applause ] thanks, thanks. And finally, the big award of the night, Outstanding Achievement in obama fan fiction. And the nominees are, kenya. His grandmother in kenya said oh, no he was born in kenya and i was there and i witnessed the birth. Jimmy islam. He doesnt have a birth certificate now he may have one but theres something on there maybe religion, maybe it says hes a muslim. Jimmy and isis. President obama. Hes the founder, hes the founder of isis. Hes the founder. He founded isis. Jimmy and the winner is, isis is the winner. [ cheers and applause ] accepting on behalf of isis the leader of isis, abu drks i. Thank you for this award. I have been thinking of it since a was a little boy. And infidels [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Congratulations to all our winners. Especially the biggest winner of them all our President Trump wow. One more thing its thursday night. Time to bleep and blur. Shouldnt someone kill him hes right there. Its this week unnecessary censorship. I didnt ask this question so i could be wrong but i would say he [ bleep ] four or five [ bleep ] a night. Bottom line this is a president who wants to be [ bleep ]. I remember vividly as a nineyearold sitting in the kitchen getting my [ bleep ] by my uncle. I think we should all stop [ bleep ] during cold and flu season. We hope this experience gives north korea and its athletes a small taste of [ bleep ] and that rubs off and something that spreads. Will the president [ bleep ] on the wall. I want to make a good impression im getting my [ bleep ] today. Its a beautiful blast of [ bleep ] in your mouth. So one item on bettys bucket list that is [ bleep ] robert r redford. Allow me to demonstrate by [ bleep ] on your [ bleep ]. I i approve of that. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show music from maroon 5 jason jones is here and well be right back with adam levine. Cheer ro area. Go, go, go, go, go we can fit more theres still more room we gotta go. Juicer we dont have a juicer the volkswagen tiguan. It fits everything you need, and everything you dont. Do you always put cheezit grooves in your sandwich . Of course. Theyre chips. Chips plus sandwich equals the perfect lunch. Oh dont forget the pickle. Its kind of a big dill. More cheezit variety, more cheese flavours. Because real cheese matters. Let me explain what hard to get means, she was playing hard to get, you were just not getting. Its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . 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Our first guest tonight is a grammy awardwinning musician on an emmy winning tv show and, in my opinion, the sexiest of all the sexiest men alive. This album by his band maroon 5 is called red pill blues. Please welcome adam levine [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to say i know youre a lot more fashionable than i am but it looks like there was a fire in the middle of the night and buttyou put put whatever was closest. Thats exactly what a was going for. Jimmy and youve been to the beauty party as well. I have. Stress really. Jimmy before you do Something Like this, before you dye your hair, which is a big step to take, do you run it by your life or check with anyone, for me it would be a huge thing to dye my hair. Yes, the short answer is my wife loves it when i do it. Jimmy she does . I ran it by her because i want her to want to jimmy i see. Right. So of course but like, why would you do anything that would, now he, put you in a less than advantageous position when it comes to the person you want to sleep with you. You want that from them. Jimmy its a smart question. A question my wife often asks me. Why say Something Like that right before. And i dont know why. Just say nothing. Jimmy i wish that was an option. Just sit there and you know. Jimmy this is why youve impregnant nated your wife as well. You have a 16 month old daughter. I do. Jimmy and you have a baby coming soon, right. Very, very soon, like any minute now, very close. Jimmy the baby were to come, like, right now, like hey i got to go to the hospital would the rest of the guys in the maroon 5 would the show go on without you . Oh, would they do it without me . Jimmy yeah. No. For obvious reasons. Jimmy like jump in this is show biz we got to make it happen. One reason it wouldnt happen because valentine would have to step up and sing and he doesnt know any of the words, to this day after 20 years. Jimmy so the baby comes youre out of there. Show is over. Jimmy how did you do in the delivery room the first time. Yes, i was definitely in the delivery room the whole time. I received a tip from carson daily. Jimmy okay. You know televisions carson daily. Jimmy ive noecknown carson since he was 12 years old so the idea of him giving advice on anything. Well he has like 400 kids. Jimmy yeah. He said i have to eat something. Remember to eat. A large percentage of new dads when wifes in labor they faint a lost the time. I dont know that is true. It sounded pretty official the way he told me. Jimmy i do know men do pass out in the delivery room regularly. A hell of a way to start as a dad. A horrible vibe. Not the pillar of strength she was hoping for. Jimmy was it good advice . It was good advice but can be used, misused so i go to craigs the restaurant im like i got eat a lot of food because otherwise i will faint. This is super embarrassing si se myself telling the story and regretting it. So huge bag of food to the house, cheese burgers, pizzas and comfort food and i started going at it. What i discovered about myself is im a nervous eater. So all throughout, she was going throughout labor throughout the day. Was beautiful. I zenned out. I became a different person. Im not this guy. I actually went a different direction. I was eating a lot though. So by the time we got to the hospital i put back an unbelievable amount of food so i basically am bursting at the seams like im going to [ bleep ] my pants like theres no other way i can tell you this. But like also my wife is, is, in labor so its the lamest thing to be when youre wife is going to be having a baby and youre like i got to take a [ bleep ]. Jimmy yeah my stomach hurts. Thats in no way a viable complaint and so you got to keep it in inside literally and figuratively i didnt want to go to the bathroom and come back and the babys out. Jimmy would be funny as hell but brutal. So i waited. Doubled over in pain and finally the baby came. It was beautiful and amazing. Second the close was clear, my wifes good, everyones healthy and happy, took one of the nurses aside like look you got find me a bathroom. Shes like theres one right here. Its like at the foot of my wifes bed. Jimmy not this one. Cheer here [ cheers and applause ]. Jimmy thats fatherhood for you. You jump right into fatherhood usually takes guys more time to get there. Youre what they call a natural. Adam levine is here. His ad april is called blues. Well be right back. Oh. Hey at least your taxes are free what . with turbotax absolute zero at least your taxes are free youre throwing a rope to me . no, no, no, at least your taxes are free oh that is a Silver Lining he gets it. 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I did, truth. And he put it up in his barn [ laughter ] and its there now. And i guess that lit a fire under him. Hes not sexy. [ laughter ] it also made it feel worse that i got it. Jimmy it cheapened it for you. A lot. Like sexy dude got before i did. All right cool guess im sexy now that blake got it guess im not as sexy as i thought. Jimmy sorry he ruined that for you. I want to ask you about the title of the red pill blues is that matrix related. Its matd rix related its dirty. Heres the red pill blues thing, naming an album is the worse. Jimmy is it worse. We all come up with names and becomes dumber and dumber and dissolves into a really bad think tank that goes nowhere. Finally we were in rocking rio in brazil. Theres jesse, we were talking, i came up, it came out red pill blues talking about the matrix, wouldnt it be cool. The whole point is the feel the red pill is one of those whren youre part of the underground cool rebellion and blue pill is youre in the matrix dont know whats going on its oblivion i feel theres some people who took the red pill because they were righteous in the moment and then saw this reality in the under world theyre like [ bleep ] i regret this immediately. I would think ahead and just take the blue pill. No doubt some red pill takers were contemplating their decision. I thought it was nice play on words and of course the blues, music. Just one of those thing thats sounds great and has cool meaning. How many in maroon 5. Like 17. Jimmy yeah its not 5. You ever think of changing the number . No i think were going to stick with the number. Jimmy stick with the number. We have a lot of musicians that we love and are our friends forever its nice to have them in the fold, you know, ben folds five had three members. Jimmy thats right. He gave himself to grow. 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Jimmy while theyre crafting . While theyre crafting and crafting people are sweet, delicate souls. Jimmy its a gentle group. It is and i was out acting like vince mccmah orkon making f their crafts. There was one craft about 20 minutes into it the producers gave me a leaf blower. [ laughter ] one poor girl hadnt sewed them on yet she spent so much time and i just came around and yelled hey its cheaper and easier to buy stuff. And i just blew all her leafs. Jimmy it is cheap er easier. And tack down your leafs before a jerk comes down. Jimmy tack down your leaves. Tack them down folks. Its a miracle that that show didnt work. This show is doing great. This is yr third season . Yes. Jimmy explain what the show is about. Its basically a tightknit family. Changes every year. First year season was a road trip through florida. Second season about us moving to new york. And it evolves. This season were on the run from the Postal Inspection Service in alaska. Jimmy yeah. Its kind of like, it is very funny like the vacation movies Like National lampoon but combined with ozark. A little bit you havent seen it on the first show my doubt who are is 10 at the time gets her period at the strip club. That sets the tone you get it after that. Jimmy its high brow thing. The strippers are very nice, they take her through it. Jimmy you have an episode in alaska this year. Were the whole season in alaska. Jimmy oh, okay are you really in alaska or shoot else where. Shot it in my home country canada because its cleepe eer cheaper. Jimmy you did get a famous alas alaskan to appear. I dont like to giveaway spoilers but the former first man mr. Todd palin. Jimmy the snow machinist. He read the script and went glad you called it a snow machine. Im like of course i have to call it a snow machine. Jimmy did you goof on him when you were doing the show. He was a very lovely man. He played a referee i was an intense hockey coach, coaching small children who couldnt skate but i was really intense. He makes a bad call and we get into a fight, the ref and myself fight and as were tussling i threw in the line ive been to your house todd you cant see russia. [ laughter ] and then he threw out the line, she never said that. Jimmy was he just defending himself. Yeah and i was like hope that was cool. Hes like yeah, you got your joke in. Jimmy theyre probably used to that by now. I think theyre pretty used to it. Jimmy youre the producer, writer, and star of the show. Yeah. Jimmy which is the most difficult of the three jobs. Theyre equally difficult when you mess up. Im in charge of 150 people at any given time. Funny last season we did this scene where were boating from florida to cuba, theres a lot of traveling in the show if i havent guessed, we jump in the boat and peel away from the bad guy but i didnt know how to boat. Jimmy really because i think you are can get your voting license at 14 years old. Its just a test. Like 14. Jimmy you dont drive a boat wow. Yeah. So i took it up on to the dock, like the whole boat on to the dock, a very narrow slip and i just went, and drove it up on to the dock. Everybody is worried about my safety and my wife was in it. They were all worried of course and we shot in Staten Island and made it worse when all of those guys came down and went what did i rogue wave hit you. Yeah the wichbds are really picking up. I can see how you cant drive a boat straight out of the slip. Then the executive producer in me said oh, wait we got away with a 100,000 stunt for like a 100 deductible on the boat. Jimmy well youre wearing a i lot of hats. Well the show is very funny. The season premiere of the detour airs next tuesday at 10 30 on tbs. And we shall return with music [ cheers and applause ] announcer Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz, best or nothing. At Stanford Health care, we can now simulate the exact anatomy of a patients brain before surgery. If we can do that, imagine what we can do for seizures. And if we can fix damaged heart valves without open heart surgery, imagine what we can do for an irregular heartbeat, even high blood pressure. If we can use analyze each patients Breast Cancer to personalize their treatment, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. Announcer the nikki fargas radio show i want to thank jason jones and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first their album is called red pill blues here with the song wait maroon 5 [ cheers and applause ] dirty looks from your mother never seen you in a dress that color no its a special occasion not invited but im glad i made it oh let me apologize ill make up make up make up make up for all those times your love i dont wanna lose im beggin beggin beginn beggin im begging you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can we work this out just wait can you call me please cause i wanna be with you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can we work this out just wait can you call me please cause i wanna be with you can we talk for a moment got these feelings that im tired of holding on wasnt tryna get wasted i needed more than three or four to say this oh let me apologize yeah ill make up make up make up make up for all those times all those times your love i dont wanna lose im beggin beggin beginn beggin im begging you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can we work this out just wait can you call me please cause i wanna be with you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can we work this out just wait can you call me please cause i wanna be with you you say im just another bad guy you say ive done a lot of things i cant undo before you tell me for the last time im beggin beggin beggin beggin you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can we work this out be with you wait can you turn around can you turn around just wait can we work this out can [ cheers and applause ] thank you this is nightline. Tonight the nightmare next door, the california couple accused of torturing their family of 13 children. Disturbing new details of the alleged horrors hidden in that suburban home, chained to beds, starved and allowed to shower only once a year. Neighbors recalling bizarre beharvb behavi behavior. How long would they march back and forth. Hours. And a 17yearold who alerted police how she planned the daring escape for years. Plus the monkey going bananas, now a hip new