Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Milo Ventimiglia marc maron musical guest oneohtrix point never, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your Host Jimmy Fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hey oh, so nice. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hello. Please, thank you very much. Come on, now i love you thank you very much. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show here in new york city. Studio 6a. All right, lets get to the news and jokes well guys, the results are almost final and it looks like america has tested negative for donald trump [ laughter ] the rapid test was inconclusive, but the fourday test confirmed it. [ laughter ] trump kept on saying make America Great again and this week, 74 Million People were like you got it dude. [ laughter ] to put in terms that he can understand, america is basically telling trump, we want a di
Scary where are his brains . Nobody knows. Now, lets head down the esophagus and take a look at his stomach. Are we floating in stomach acid . No, its diet coke. Look, theres a halfeaten mcdlt in here, and they stopped making those in 1990. Into the blood stream, kids. Oh, no were being attackeded by his white blood cells. And theyre wearing hoodz quick, lets get out of here, down the large intestine. Watch out. Thats his prostate. growling its so enormous and angry. Time to leave. And theres only one way out. How . Remember the word trump used to describe haiti . Thats our emergency exit. Oh, there are his brains aarrgggh its the late show with Stephen Colbert. The shutdown showdown. Plus, stephen welcomes Ricky Gervais matt czuchry. And musical guest bon jovi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody how are you . Please, sit down. Thank you, everybody.
Laughter where are his brains . Nobody knows. Now, lets head down the esophagus and take a look at his stomach. Are we floating in stomach acid . No, its diet coke. laughter look, theres a halfeaten mcd. L. T. In here, and they stopped making those in 1990. Into the blood stream, kids. Oh, no were being attacked by his white blood cells. And theyre wearing hoods laughter quick, lets get out of here, down the large intestine. Watch out. Thats his prostate. growling laughter its so enormous and angry. Time to leave. And theres only one way out. How . Remember the word trump used to describe haiti . Thats our emergency exit. laughter oh, there are his brains aarrgggh cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the shutdown showdown. Plus, stephen welcomes Ricky Gervais. Matt czuchry. And musical guest bon jovi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band play
Laughter where are his brains . Nobody knows. Now, lets head down the esophagus and take a look at his stomach. Are we floating in stomach acid . No, its diet coke. laughter look, theres a halfeaten mcd. L. T. In here, and they stopped making those in 1990. Into the blood stream, kids. Oh, no were being attacked by his white blood cells. And theyre wearing hoods laughter quick, lets get out of here, down the large intestine. Watch out. Thats his prostate. growling laughter its so enormous and angry. Time to leave. And theres only one way out. How . Remember the word trump used to describe haiti . Thats our emergency exit. laughter oh, there are his brains aarrgggh cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the shutdown showdown. Plus, stephen welcomes Ricky Gervais. Matt czuchry. And musical guest bon jovi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band play
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 628 francisco, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very, very much. Please welcome. Welcome. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome. Have a seat. Have a seat. I love all this noise. [ light laughter ] guys, welcome. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is what [ cheers and applause ] what its all about. This is the show to be at. Yeah. Thank you. You made it, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Guys, yesterday was president s day. And i read that donald Trump Supporters were emailed the president s day card to sign for him. And since President Trump was busy golfing, they were asked to sign some executive orders for him too. [ laughter and applause ] did you hear about this . At his rally on saturday, trump suggested there was a terror attack in sweden that didnt really happen. And then the Swedish Embassy asked the state department for an explanation. [ lig