Scary where are his brains . Nobody knows. Now, lets head down the esophagus and take a look at his stomach. Are we floating in stomach acid . No, its diet coke. Look, theres a halfeaten mcdlt in here, and they stopped making those in 1990. Into the blood stream, kids. Oh, no were being attackeded by his white blood cells. And theyre wearing hoodz quick, lets get out of here, down the large intestine. Watch out. Thats his prostate. growling its so enormous and angry. Time to leave. And theres only one way out. How . Remember the word trump used to describe haiti . Thats our emergency exit. Oh, there are his brains aarrgggh its the late show with Stephen Colbert. The shutdown showdown. Plus, stephen welcomes Ricky Gervais matt czuchry. And musical guest bon jovi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody how are you . Please, sit down. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to he late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its a huge night for everyone in media, because tonight was the longawaited, rescheduled day that donald trump announced his fake media awards, the fakies. And im proud to say that and the people here dont know this because theyve been seating here for almost an hour and at 5 15 today, the late show won fakest in late night. cheers and applause congratulations. Congratulations. You did it you people did it not me, its you thank you. This might not end well. Thank you very much. Thank you. Please, sit down. Sit down. Listen, thank you very much. On behalf of everyone here at the late show, thank you, sir. And i would say im humbled, but i think we deserve it, in part because im lying right now. We didnt win. laughter meanwhile, meanwhile, this is good news . We still have a government. For, like,48 hours, Something Like that. You see, after the breakdown of daca negotiations, congress is hurtling towards a government shutdown. Well, maybe not hurtling. The average age of a u. S. Senator is 62, so shambling. You see, despite controlling the presidency and both houses of congress, the g. O. P. Needs democratic votes to keep the government open. The democrats will only do that if trump supports daca, but trump will only agree to daca if he gets his border wall. Its all detailed in the new thriller taken 4 oops, all kidnappers. This time its good. This time, no one has a particular set of skills. laughter of course, the nation is still reeling from the shocking news that our president is perfectly healthy. laughter didnt see that coming. Didnt see no way you could have seen that coming. Jon no way, no way . Stephen yesterday, the president s doctor declared trump in excellent physical and cognitive health. Yeah, trump should be on the cover of mens health, or rather, mens health . And good news, seventh graders, instead of 25 pushups and a mile run, from now on, the president ial physical fitness test is going to be 25 filetofishes and three hours of fox friends. So, heres the deal, the doctor says trump is 63, despite the fact that a copy of trumps license lists the president at 62. But you know how people in their 70s tend to get taller . The bones just plump up. By the time my gammy died, she could dunk. Anyway, theyre sticking by it. The doctor says 63 and 239 pounds. But some people dont believe that for instance, people. Many of whom have started the Girther Movement and began posting pictures of trump next to athletes who are 63 and around 239 pounds. Now, listen cheers and applause i dont say this often, but were being unfair to donald trump. I mean, no one looks good pictured next to one of the worlds greatest athletes. For instance, im 511 and 185 pounds. And im going to show you a picture of me next to an n. F. L. Player of that same height and weight. In hell. Youre never going to see it. laughter i might put another suit on. If we have to post pictures of trump on the internet, it should be of something more fair to him, say, trump next to the worlds saddest pumpkin. laughter but the president s supporters are crowing about his physical. For instance, trumps son and man losing to a magic eye poster, eric trump, appeared on fox friends and hannity, and he testified to his fathers almostsuperhuman health. I mean, ive never seen my father with a cold. Stephen oh, come on everyone gets colds. Saying you never see your dad with a cold is like saying you never see your dad. Okay, checks out. , of course, the latest questions about trumps Mental Fitness were jumpstarted by the shocking tellall, fire and fury, written by hollywood journalist michael wolff. The question everyones been asking is how did he get access to the white house for months . Well, apparently, the president called him in early february to compliment him on a cnn appearance in which wolff criticized Media Coverage of the new president. Michael wolff was on cnn as part of their new all wolf lineup. Yes, over, to, you, chompers. So, trump just invites anyone who says anything nice about him to the white house . Whos that eric kid i saw on fox friends . get him in here. I want to meet that guy. He seems nice. Put a tarp down, though. Put a tarp down. Once wolff was in the white house, everybody assumed it was fine to talk to him. In fact, nearly everyone who spoke with wolff thought someone else in the white house had approved their participation. Well, of course, ill talk to you, michael. Listen, if we allowed you in here without approval, then we shouldnt be allowed in here. Anyway, are we rolling . Good. He takes a cheeseburger to bed, and i dont think its consensual. laughter yeah, write that down. You can quote me. But what really sold the administration on the book is the fact that wolff didnt tell them it would be called fire and fury. He told them it would be called, the great transition the first 100 days of the trump administration. And they believed him. laughter so if anyone else wants access to the white house, weve got some book titles you can use. To get in. How about big president , smart man the goodening of the white house from how it was bad before. laughter or donald trump and the goblet of absolutely no collusion. laughter applause and, finally, Donald Trumps great bigly popup penis book. Oh, hey, we havent talked about the russia investigation for a while. You know who really doesnt want to talk about russia . Former chief strategist and lonely hemorrhoid, steve bannon. laughter yesterday, bannon was called before the House Intelligence Committee to testify about the trump campaigns possible ties to russia, a meeting which stretched more than ten hours. If your bannon lasts more than ten hours, seek medical help. laughter the interview was so rough, it was described as brutal, a total freeforall, and, as one person put it, bannon doesnt have any friends in that room. To be fair, bannon doesnt have friends in any room. Senators were ticked offside, they were really miffed, because bannons attorney told the committee that he wouldnt discuss anything about his time in the white house or during the transition after the 2016 election. Well, whats the point of interviewing steve bannon if he wont talk about trump . Nobody cares what he did before that, which i assume was chasing teenagers through abandoned amusement parks. laughter so, why is bannon being so tightlipped . It turns out he was instructed by the white house in advance of the hearing not to respond to certain topics and that President Trump has invoked broad executive privilege, with bannons attorney relaying the questions to the white house in real time and asking whether his client could answer the questions. Well, that sounds perfectly legitimate. No, your honor, i did not witness a murder, according to this text i just got from the murderer. He says we can all go home now. cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Ricky gervais is here. But when we return, porn star stormy daniels. Strikes again. Stick around. We cant stay here why . Flat toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. avo charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. No i dont want there to be white marks. Nothing theres no dust, theres no marks. Oh my god, its dove no white marks. 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Jon i think so so. Stephen do not investigate. Its causing a lot of waves right now. Were getting more info on the alleged affair between donald trump and adult film star, stormy daniels. It turns out, back in 2011, daniels did an interview with where she detailed her 2006 affair with trump as chronicled in the adult film classic, hump tower. laughter and trump cant stop this story because the interview was from 2011, before she signed her nondisclosure, and the magazine also verified daniels account with two sources at the time and had the actress take a polygraph. Wow, maybe in touch magazine should lead the russia investigation. laughter applause they would get to the root. The affair was a classic trumpmeetsadultfilmstar tale. She and trump first met at a Golf Tournament in lake tahoe in 2006, just four months after his youngest son, barron, was born. Trump asked for daniels number and invited her to dinner. Thats a classic pickup line hey, baby. Is what my wife just gave birth to. Wanna go to dinner . laughter . Jon oh, man, shameful. Stephen see, the ladies love it. The ladies love it. Jon shameful. Stephen and i just saw the picture were using. Thats lovely. laughter and donald pulled out all the stops to make sure their date was romantic. When she arrived, he was wearing sweatpants, and they ended up eating in his hotel room. Sweatpants eating in the bedroom even back then, he was preparing for the presidency. laughter cheers and applause and and its an actual story. And brace yourself, folks, because stormy says trump also paid her his highest compliment for a lover. He told me i was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart, just like his daughter. Stephen have that have this notarized and sent to the smithsonian. Quick question can Child Protective Services take custody of an adult woman . And he knew how to get stormy in the mood. When she came to his room, he showed off a magazine cover featuring himself. Im sorry, thats how he got him in the mood. As stormy tells it, she went for a freshenup in the restroom, and when i came out, he was sitting on the bed and he was like, come here. and i was like, ugh, here we go. laughter applause thats exactly what i said when he was taking the oath of office. Ugh. gagging applause all based on a true story. She also saw a quieter side of trump. Evidently, he let down his guard and became sheepish. It was almost like he was so taken with me that i could move him around like a puppet. Well, stormy, now you know how putin feels. Laugh layoff applause . Very happy couple. And stormy clearly has fond memories of the rendezvous, saying, i actually dont even know why i did it. That makes seven billion of us. She stormied on but i do remember while we were having sex, i was like, please, dont try to pay me. oh, stormy, you dont know trump at all not paying people is how he screws them. laughter cheers and applause yay yay you gotta laugh. You gotta laugh. But, apparently, trump needs to make more than America Great because she described the sex as textbook generic. That textbook . Mating habits of elderly mammals. laughter well be right back with Ricky Gervais. applause ive gotta say, i love the new place. Oh thanks. Yeah, i took your advice and had geico help with renters insurance it was really easy. Easy. Thatd be nice. Phone for help with chairs, say chair. Phone for help with bookcases, say bookcase. Bookcase. I thought this was the dresser . Isnt that the bed . Phone im sorry, i didnt understand. Phone for help with chairs, say chair. Does this mean were not going out . Bookcase. See how easy renters insurance can be at geico. Com. Powerful skincare,s now lightasair a breakthrough moisturizer whipped for instant absorption feel a lightasair finish in a flash new olay whips ageless band playing cheers and applause stephen oh, hey, everybody welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is an emmywinning comedian who created the office and extras. Please welcome back to the show, Ricky Gervais applause hello. cheers and applause oh, wow. Thank you. Stephen nice to see you again. Thank you for being here. My pleasure. Stephen you look good. laughs laughter . Oh, that was real. That wasnt sarcasm, thank you, thank you. Stephen you look good. Im wearing black. It helps. Its slimming. Stephen is it really . And track suit. Youre saying, he is wearing a track suit. He must be fit. I put on weight. I put on, i dont know, 10 pounds over the last year. Im losing the battle. laughter . Stephen well, i i dont care. Stephen i wanted to ask you about that, because i think you do look good, especially compared to this photo you put up three days three days ago, Something Like that . Yeah. Stephen this is a photo you put up. You put this photo up three days ago. laughter why why would do you this to yourself . Why put this photo up . I put that up and i said, i put on five pounds over christmas. Please fatshame me. And they did. Stephen people were helpfully cruel. They were saying things like, how do you get Ricky Gervais into a shower . Grease the sides and throw in a cookie. laughter yeah, so it someone said, it looks like youre giving birth to yourself. laughter someone was stephen thats deep. Someone was really positive. They said, look at it this way, youre harder to kidnap. laughter thats great. Really they struggle, my backs gone. Leave it, forget it. Stephen Donald Trumps physician just said hes in excellent health, 63, 239 pounds. Im going to that doctor. Stephen who might the doctor say about you . I have a physical every year and its always the same. I mean, i have everything now. Im in my 50s i had the. And the finger everything and, right. Yeah. And they say, well, you know, youre slightly a little bit overweight. And theyre doing it nicely, you know what i mean . And they g, so what are we going to do about it . And i say, what do you mean what are we going to do about it . Youre the doctor. If i take my car to the mechanicac and he goes, its broken. What are we going to do. Youre going to fix it. You know what i mean . If donald trump is healthy, im healthy. Hes like my canary in the mine. There was a story in england about a guy who went to the doctor because he was out of breath. And it was because he was so constipated that it was pushing his lungs up, right. So im if i did that, id say, im not going to go to the toilet now. Id say, youre the doctor, get in there with a spoon. Get it out. Sort me out. Im not gonna at that point, i think id have a cesarean. I wouldnt i wouldnt i wouldnt go through the pain. So, yeah stephen youve been fit, though. Havent we had fit ricky . Ive been fit. Stephen in your famous professional career, youve had waves of fitness. I was fit for the first 28 years, id say. And then i got i think i got fatter and fatter over 20 years, right. And i reached my sort of peak of sort of unwellness and blobbiness about 48. I was lying at home on the floor, right, and i was saying to jane, im having a heart attack. And i felt sort hot and clammy because id eaten 11 sausages, right . laughter and i wasnt having a heart attack, but jane said, you have to get fit. So i sort of got fit but its creeping back on. I did it by working out. I worked out an hour and a half every day like rocky so i could go home and eat pizza and drink beer every night. And i still do that and im going to get fatter and fatter and im going to die. Stephen so it has a happy ending. Yeah, everyone does die. Stephen everyone does die, yeah. laughter . This has brought the tone down a bit. Stephen a little bit. A little bit. You made quite a splash over the years hosting the golden globes. How many timeses . Four. Stephen four times, ago. This year was kind of cheers and applause theyre applauding the number four. Yeah. Stephen and this year was a very prominent year for the golden globes. I think seth did a really lovely job. Yeah. Stephen but a lot of people when they were writing about it given the metoo, or the times up movement, thank god Ricky Gervais didnt host it this year. He would have been too irreverent. Or, i wish he had because we would have seen more irreverence. What would you have done . I was jealous of seth. It would have been amazing. It would have been the end of my career. Stephen but we all die. Right, it doesnt matter, im going to die soon. Honestly, it doesnt matter. I think thats why ive done the best standup ever because im so close to death that i think whats the worst that can happen to me . I mean, someone being offended now is nothing. So what . Im going to die. Stephen were there things you wanted to talk about its a very sensitive subject. The more sensitive, the better. Thats the fun for me, talking about irreverent and sensitive and taboo subjects. Theres no subject you shouldnt joke about. It depends on the all joke and target. And people get offended when they mistake the subject of joke and the all target and theyre not necessarily the same. Some people are offended fine. Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right. Some people are offended by equality. Your president , hes offended by equality. It doesnt mean hes right. cheers and applause . Stephen the this i have to ask, youre wearing all black. Thats very woke of you. Is that is that in solidarity with anyone . No, because its slimming. Thats all it is. laughter . Stephen im going to move your mic down slightly, if you dont mind, its caught in your abuse. This is abuse. Stephen its caught in your neck. Oh, that one again. Yeah, yeah. But did i really need the one on my testicles you put on earlier. You said its going goodfor pick up the bass. Is that true . Is that a real thing. Stephen yeah, yeah. Really. Stephen the subwould haver is what we call it. Which is what i call you now. Stephen would you care to woof me sub . None of this will go out. Stephen you created a game show. Its called Child Support. Why and what and if you have time where . Its like a classic game show with a twist. Who wants to be a millionaire. Members of the public answer questions for the money and the money gets bigger. Stephen youre the host . Im not the host. Thats too much responsibility pmen. Fred savage is the host. If they get a question wrong, it goes to me in a room with six, seven and eightyearolds. I ask them questions, and if one gets the question right, the adult is saved. Its fun for me. They insult me. They dont respect me, which i like. Thats good. Its a good thing. I was one little girl said, are you married . And i said, sort of. Ive been with the same girlfriend for over 30 years. And she went, why dont you propose to her, then . Giving me a hard time. And they say things like, we can see your bald spot. And i just laugh. Its just funny. Its pure fun. Stephen do you have children of your own . I dont, no. I dont know, no. But this is the best of both worlds, i can have fun with them, get them riled up, tease them, laugh, and then i say, theyre not mine, and go to the pub. Someone elses problem. Its perfect. Stephen i have to try that. I have to try, that yeah. So what kind of questions are you hitting these kids with . Are they really tough . They get tougher. But it might be a top question the adult doesnt know, something about disney. Theyve been saved without giving too much away by astronomy questions. Some of them are little geniuss. But theyre all sort of sweet and all different. Its just funny. Its just fun tow watch them. I could just sit there all day because theres no filter. Theyre just so honest. Thats what is so funny about it. I think honesty is funny. Stephen children are unfiltered. Theyre unfiltered, yeah. We have talked often when youre on here and i love it when youre on, we talked several times, you talk about god several times. Its been nine months since the last time you were on and were that much closer to me. Not just me, the whole world. Stephen the world. And people often, as the saying goes, find god as they approach their final boards. And now that youre older, has it occurred to you again, have you given any more thought to god and whether he might be real . Uh, yeah, i think about it every day. Stephen yeah. Yeah, hes not. laughter applause stephen there was a study this was a study actually i just read the headline, but it was just last week, but there was a study in england that they took a survey of eighthests and they said, when you think death is imminent, one quarter of the respondents who said they were atheists said they prayed. Would you pray . No. Stephen like if youre in hawaii, like hawaii, when the missiles are coming. Yeah. Stephen or you think the missiles are come ago. Oh, they had a 38minute warning. Stephen a 38minute warning, a Million People in hawaii thought for 38 minutes, the bomb was coming, what would you do with your 38 minutes . Id watch the first half of my netflix special. laughter it streams on the 13th of march. So stephen oh, okay. I think so. You might as well go out with some people would say, im going to have sex. 38 minutes what, would you do with the rest of the time . You know what i mean . I suggest you watch my special. Stephen okay. Just have it cued up all the time. While masturbating. Stephen so close, so close to a happy ending. Ricky, it was so lovely to see you again. cheers and applause Child Support airs fridays on abc. Plus the netflix thing, march 13. Ricky gervais, everybody well be right back with matt czuchry. 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You know, i remember that pretty young resident that reported a fatal chemo overdose a couple years back, that good deed that lead to a lawsuit that cost the hospital millions. You tell me, conrad, where is she today . Not here. Stephen please welcome matt czuchry. applause stephen all right, i need i need to you help me out right off the bean here. Okay. Off the bean. I dont know what bean i can help you with. Stephen right at the beginning of the interview. Did i pronounce your name correctly, czuchry. Beautiful. Stephen thank you very much. Its a bit of a challenge for the people who do not see the it swelled on the screen. Its a lovely name. Its got that silent c at the beginning which throws people. It does. Stephen does it often throw people off their game . The silent, what happens is people get really confident and they go, matt. And then theres silence. I say, matts a lot easier. Czuchry is a tricky name. Stephen it hams to the best of us. I actually want to show you a clip, this is me last night, saying to the audience at the end of the show, who my guests are tomorrow. And i know you. Ive interviewed you before. I know how to say your name. But when i saw it in print on the screen, this is what i did. Hey, thats it for the late show. Join me tomorrow my guests will be Ricky Gervais, matt. Zutry. I love that. Stephen so sorry. I just want to say im so sorry. I was like, ahhh,. Yet ys. It took a second there. Silence, beautiful. Stephen have you ever thought of changing your name to matt lightning, some hollywood name or Something Like that . After this im going to change it to matt lightning. So thank you. Stephen we talked about this before. You went to the college of charleston, my home town. You consider that sort of your second home down there. I do. Stephen do you still go back . I do all the time. You know, actually how im here today is mr. College of charleston. A beauty pageant. Stephen mr. College now, or you were. I were. I still dont hold the title you know. It is only a oneyear thing stephen once youre mr. College of charleston. For the rest of my life. Stephen how do you win that. I was not aware . I was backstage and all the guys were making fun of it everything and, and i saw on there you could win acting classes. And it was this light bulb moment for me, this is how im going to get into acting. This is how im going to get into acting. And really was the moment where i felt, oh, my god, i have to win this thing. I went out and danced in my underwear and said boogie nights was my Favorite Movie and won the beauty pageant and there you go. Stephen congratulations. Thank you. Stephen congratulations. And thereby a career was born. applause obviously Everybody Knows you as logan from gilmroe girls. cheers and applause . Thank you. Stephen you know, rorys exboyfriend. Yes. Stephen and theres team theres team logan. Theres team jess. Theres team dean. Do you like, when you go out in the world, do you have to deal with the rifles rivalry of these teams . Because youre bad for rory. Uhoh. I know oh,. Stephen stay out of her life, okay. Thank you. Stephen okay . Youre welcome. I appreciate that. Yeah, you know, in the first season, especially, people would just come up to me just immediately without saying anything and say, you know, youre a real bleep . Stephen i get that sometimes, too. Right, right. laughter . Its great. And then stephen well, how soon did that start, like, right off the bat . Yeah, pretty much, yeah. My first couple of episodes in. And then, you know, i would ask them, okay, why am i a bleep . And they had say, you know why youre a bleep . And that was it. Okay. Im team jess or im team dean. Oh, youre talking about the character on the show. Literally, well pooem would come up to me and say how much of an bleep i was. Stephen now youre in the the resident, a new fox medical doctor. Have you played a doctor before . No. Stephen on set, is it all plastic corpses and fake organs and stuff like that . It is, it is. Its hilarious. Its biewl. Beautiful. I think we have some y images i might have sent you guys. Stephen is this it . What is this . Yeah, thats stephen what is that . So, three laughter . Stephen what does this have to do with medicine . Exactly. That painting was at one point in the pediatrics section of our hospital. And then stephen come, children. Come, children, the sheep are here to escort you to the darkness. laughter yes. And then it got moved to the waiting area for mammograms. Stephen sure. What kind of doctor are you in this . Are you, like, a ruff, gruff doctor, like house, or are you, like, a pioneer woman. laughter like dr. Quinn. Um, dr. Quinn. Stephen youre closer to dr. Quinn . Yeah, closer to dr. Quinn. No, im a thirdyear resident at the hospital stephen do you have to learn medical stuff . Unfortunately. Stephen i have interviewed people or i have actually had dinner with people who played doctors at television, and the end of it you think, i think they think theyre doctors now. In a pinch could you go, i play a doctor on tv. Let me i know how to at least staunch the wound. Do you have anything in your pocket . No. I could help you out with the heimlich, maybe, okay, but thats about it. My friend, when his wife was pregnant was sending me text of sono grams. Whats going on with the sonogram here . My son is going to be born . I just play a doctor on tv. Stephen matt, good to see you again. Thank you very much. Stephen the resident premieres this sunday on fox. Matt czuchry, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by bon jovi. Thats lovely. Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms that can make you sad, feel tired, and have difficulty concentrating. Trintellix is a Prescription Medication for depression. It may help you take a step forward in improving your depression. 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Rock roll hall of fame this shows stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be sharon stone, rob riggle, and musical guest fall out boy. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, kyra sedgwick, ed helms, and lena waithe. Good night cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org okay, mr. Bannon as part of your subpoena in the russian collusion investigation, were going to hook you up to this polygraph and ask you a few questions first well start off with a standard baseline question to make sure the machine is functioning properly is your