Guillermo. Thank you. Hi, there. Very nice, thank you. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching on this friday. Thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. After more than 50 years, i dont know if you heard, were back on the moon. The spacecraft odysseus, or odie as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the United States to land on the moon since 1972. Which is a big deal. This is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. Its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. Nasa posted this today your order was delivered to the moon [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazongarbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations, everybody. Meanwhile, history is being made back here on earth too. Kfc has unveiled their latest culinary monstrosity. It is a pizza made out of fried chicken. [ laughter ] called the chiz
Of a race because an opponent would like to have it that way. Nikki haley fighting to stay in the race. Leave the negativity and the baggage behind. While President Biden hopes to rally support from all parts of his own party the stakes higher than ever with the general election just eight months away. Well break it all down. Breaking overnight, raging inferno. A massive fire and multiple explosions at an industrial plant near detroit debris found up to a mile away nearby residents urged to stay indoors. Well have the very latest. Live from the scene. On trial jury selection set to begin in the highprofile case against a School Shooters father, just one month after his mothers first of its kind conviction here we snow again the next winter storm taking aim out west after that massive blizzard thats paralyzed parts of california. We were like, eh, its snow weve got this. And then snow ma geden while up and down the east coast, tens of millions bracing for heavy rain your full forecast j
Areas. It used is not here but not like this. Faith abu bay in the blizzard right now. The largest wildfire in Texas History raging, thousands forced to abandon their homes and their livelihoods. One firefighter saving his neighbors house while sacrificing his own. This morning the new threats and our matt gutman is on the scene. Battle over the border. Resident biden and former President Trump holding dueling events in texas has both look to get the upper hand in this critical issue in november. Startling outtakes. Never before seen video from the rust set played in court. Right away, right away. What an Expert Witness set about some of alec baldwins conduct. Plus the emotional testimony. She said i cant feel my legs. And more questions about the safety onset. Guardian angel. Sweetheart, come here. Come here, sweetheart. The hero Deputy Sergeant saving a mom and two little girls from a correct. Is your baby okay question might the emotional reunion after the heart stopping rescue. End
Michael welcome to the daily show. Im michael kosta. We have a great show for you tonight. The Supreme Court [bleep]blocks democracy, republicans scramble over eggs, and dulce sloan creates a brand new holiday. Lets get into the headlines [cheers and applause] lets begin with the debate over in vitro fertilization. Last week, the alabama Supreme Court threw the future of ivf into doubt by ruling that frozen embryos, that are less than a tenth of a millimeter, by the way, are legally humans. And im sorry, but if you could pass through a spaghetti strainer, youre not human. And now republicans, who spent years and years insisting that every embryo is touched by god are suddenly saying, we didnt mean that in a way that makes us unpopular a lot of the gops top brass are now trying to scramble to get on the side of supporting ivf. The Republican Senate campaign arm jumped on the issue by sending out this memo on friday, urging that, it is imperative that our candidates align with the public
[cheers and applause] jon oh, yes oh, baby weve got a good one come on welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got a hell of a show for you tonight. First and foremost, wanted to thank everybody for such kind words about my dog, truly meant a lot to me, i took great comfort in it. But before we do anything, breaking news this is cnn breaking news. We begin with the breaking news this morning. The United States Supreme Court ruling that former President Donald Trump cannot be removed from any states ballot for his actions on january 6. Jon i think the real breaking news [audience reacts] oh, pipe down. They know better than the Supreme Court. [laughter] and all my years of law school, i couldnt believe the arguments i think the real breaking news here is, wolf blitzer and i appear to be merging we are becoming one [cheers and applause] blitzer by the way, the Supreme Court, 90, the ruling was, let donnie cook really. So let that be a lesson to all you out there who might