Last night, we put the kids to bed and tiptoed out. They never knew the sitter was there, it was beautiful. We went out late, had a very good meal at an italian restaurant, we sat outside, a very pleasant night. A prie fixe meal, it was good. Somewhere between it was somewhere between the main course and dessert, behind my wife, a rat ran down the wall. [ laughter ] and into a planter. Then back up and back over the wall and disappeared. And man oh man, if you were looking for a way to get a well in the mood saying i just saw a rat behind you is not it. [ laughter ] the waitress comes back, she can see something was up because im sitting on top of my chair now. And i say kind of quietly, bought i dont want to alarm everyone in the restaurant, i just saw a rat run up and down the wall. She said, oh, yeah, im supposed to tell you that was a squirrel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] then we got the check. It was a romantic night. Guillermo, how did things go for you . Guillermo terrible. Jimmy
Relationship with british Prime Minister theresa may. And said they are on the same wavelength. Added trump, if it wasnt for the language barrier, wed be best friends. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 29 of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What . Was it multiple choice . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] thats right. According to a new poll, 29 of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. Thats all we needed to hear said child protective services. Retired nba star kobe bryant has been nominated for an Academy Award for the short film dear basketball which is either a film about his basketball career or the single greatest movie ever made. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] pope francis yesterday condemned fake news saying the spread of false information dates back to the time of adam and eve. Specifically the part about there being an adam and eve. [ laughter ] [ applause ] officials in a South Carolina zoo say an orangutan bri
F. B. I. And the president is a tool. Seriously. Its less secret society and more society. You dont have to hide me. Ebbed knows hes a tool. My name gary farbla. Alive at 34 sandalwood lane in arlington, i work with the f. B. I. Here are my credentials. I like mold planes, golf. You are the president of the smash mouth fan club voice distorted no comment. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert, tonight, trump makes doubles straight again. Plus stephen welcomes gi get gwh paltrow, ben mckenzie, and musical guest thirty seconds to mars, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody thank you very much very kind ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, its day two of trumps trip to davos conference in the swiss alps. Its loaded with celebrities. Will. I. Am is there, Cate Blanchett is t
Rumors today, he has a strained relationship with british Prime Minister theresa may. And said they are on the same wavelength. Added trump, if it wasnt for the language barrier, wed be best friends. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 29 of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. What . Was it multiple choice . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] thats right. According to a new poll, 29 of people believe President Trump is a good role model for children. Thats all we needed to hear said child protective services. Retired nba star kobe bryant has been nominated for an Academy Award for the short film dear basketball which is either a film about his basketball career or the single greatest movie ever made. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] pope francis yesterday condemned fake news saying the spread of false information dates back to the time of adam and eve. Specifically the part about there being an adam and eve. [ laughter ] [ applause ] officials in a South C
There, in chicago,iowa, i believe apartmeparticipated, ma and washington, d. C. All over the country students walked out of class on the day after Florida State house refused to debate a bill to ban magazine guns it is great to see the americans walking out. This is it. Young people are waking up. So many courageous and passionate and well spoken students many in the school speaking out. These are impressive kid whos should be applauded even if you dont agree with them they should be applauded but unfortunately some are not supporting these children who will live through nightmare they will never forget but some are attacking them calling them criesis actors, the actors to orchestrate tragic events to advance liberal agendaa they are attacking them on twitter this kid is being attacked his father an fbi agent is being attacked by conspiracy theoryists who say he was coached or faking it to cover up for the fbi. Yes theres always crack pots out of the wood work, with pare noid nons sens