Whoever their pollster is, they suck. [ laughter ] i dont know not according to the poll. [ laughter ] two associates of President Trumps lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, were arrested last night for Campaign Finance violations. Hmm, well, looking at their faces im sure this is all just a big understanding. [ laughter ] according to prosecutors, two associates of Rudy Giuliani who were arrested last night had purchased oneway Airline Tickets out of the country but, of course, giulianis most dangerous associate has his own plane. [ laughter and applause according to cnn fact checkers, President Trump made 66 false claims last week said trump, actually we didnt even have a last week. This is our first one. [ laughter and applause this is our first week ever. Thanks to the trump administration. The Oxford English dictionary added several new words this month, including the phrases fake news and circlejerk, which, coincidentally, were both working titles for the show, fox friends. [ laughter and app
Have never had a good fox news poll whoever their pollster is, they suck. [ laughter ] i dont know not according to the poll. [ laughter ] two associates of President Trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani were arrested last night for Campaign Finance violations. Hmm, well, looking at their faces im sure this is all just a big understanding. [ laughter ] according to prosecutors, two associates of Rudy Giuliani who were arrested last night had purchased oneway Airline Tickets out of the country but, of course, giulianis most dangerous associate has his own plane. [ laughter and applause according to cnn fact checkers, President Trump made 66 false claims last week said trump, actually we didnt even have a last week. This is our first one. [ laughter and applause this is our first week ever. Thanks to the trump administration. The Oxford English dictionary added several new words this month, including the phrases fake news and circlejerk, which, coincidentally, were both working titles for the sho
[ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. President biden and former President Trump are set to face off in two president ial debates. Biden is looking forward to laying out his 2024 agenda, while trump is just happy to go somewhere where nobody will draw him while he sleeps. [ laughter ] after President Biden challenged him today to two televised debates, former President Trump posted on truth social, quote, Crooked Joe Biden is the worst debater i have ever faced. He cant put two sentences together, unlike trump who puts all of his sentences together. [ laughter ] while speaking to reporters outside former President Trumps criminal hushmoney trial yesterday, House Speaker mike johnson criticized Michael Cohen and said he is quote, a man who is clearly on mission for personal revenge and who is widely known as witness who has trouble
Event in florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Well, donald, if its any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] five women have now come forward to accuse donald trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said trump, i would never do that and anyone who says i would is me on tape on a bus with billy bush. [ laughter and applause ] experts are saying that if donald trump sues the New York Times for libel over reports that he behaved inappropriately with women, it could backfire by revealing trumps entire sexual history. Said trump, all of it . [ laughter and applause ] during a rally in florida yesterday donald trump boasted about his plans for isis and said he will quote, be their worst nightmare. Oh, wow, so hes also running for president of isis . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, really . Both at the same time . President obama has only 100 days left in office.
Event in florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Well, donald, if its any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] five women have now come forward to accuse donald trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said trump, i would never do that and anyone who says i would is me on tape on a bus with billy bush. Experts are saying that if donald trump sues the New York Times for libel over reports that he behaved inappropriately with women, it could backfire by revealing trumps entire sexual history. Said trump, all of it . [ laughter and applause ] during a rally in florida yesterday donald trump boasted oh, wow, so hes also running for president of isis . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, really . Both at the same time . President obama has only 100 days left in office. Said obama, i just cant wait to get home to kenya believe its october already . [ laughter ] gotcha.