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Event in florida today where he once again said Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Well, donald, if its any consolation, it looks like the election is locked up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] five women have now come forward to accuse donald trump of inappropriately touching or kissing them as recently as 2005. Said trump, i would never do that and anyone who says i would is me on tape on a bus with billy bush. Experts are saying that if donald trump sues the New York Times for libel over reports that he behaved inappropriately with women, it could backfire by revealing trumps entire sexual history. Said trump, all of it . [ laughter and applause ] during a rally in florida yesterday donald trump boasted oh, wow, so hes also running for president of isis . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, really . Both at the same time . President obama has only 100 days left in office. Said obama, i just cant wait to get home to kenya believe its october already . [ laughter ] gotcha. [ laughter ] prize of literature today. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, give it up for bob dylan. Said dylan, this is the greatest honor ive ever received. Or he might have said, misses gravys on her ivory steed. Its impossible to tell. [ laughter ] and finally a new business here if washington, d. C. Opened recently allowing customers to pay 15 to take a 20minute nap, theyre calling the new service, cspan. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have an outstanding show for you tonight. He has got a new standup special, what now in theaters everywhere, october 14th. Hes one of the funniest men in america, kevin hart is here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] he is our secretary of defense, ash carter, who was kind enough to have me at the pentagon. Were gonna have him stop by the show, too. And he is the sefr minnesota, al franken will be joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so youre here on a fantastic night. Before we get to all of our fabulous guests, new bombshell allegations about Donald Trumps predatory behavior toward women have surfaced after a week in which Trump Supporters repeatedly tried to make excuses for his comments bragging about Sexual Assault. For more on this, its time for a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth even before these fallout had resulted in a tailspin. In fact hes been doing so badly that his campaign has been reduced to arguing that they should actually be losing to Hillary Clinton by more. As Trump Campaign manager Kellyanne Conway tried to argue tuesday on cnn. Why is this woman at 46 . She is like the magic 46. She 46 in new nbc news wall street journal poll. Shes 46 in a lot of these swing states. Shes ahead of your candidate though. And try pardon me. Well anderson, she is running as the first female president who has a sitting president and first lady much more popular than shell ever be. But your candidate is below 40 . [ laughter ] is that a question . Seth no. [ laughter ] but this is a question. What are you talking about . [ laughter ] you think hillary should be further ahead because she is running as first female president . If running as the first female president was an advantage it probably would have happened before 2016. But the trump camp continues to spin every negative as a positive. Im pretty sure no matter how badly trump does on election day hes still going to give a victory speech. People said an outsider couldnt win in this country. Well, tell that to mississippi. [ laughter and applause ] so clearly, the Trump Campaign was already desperate and now in response to these latest allegations trump is lashing out like a wounded badger at the end of a threeday coke binge. Hes launched a series of paranoid unhinged attacks on virtually every aspect of our political system. Again today he claimed that despite a thorough investigation by the fbi Hillary Clinton should be locked up. Which may come as a surprise to his running mate, mike pence, who keeps trying to dismiss trumps comments as a joke. Hillary clinton made a swipe at donald trump about being glad he wasnt in charge of the law. And he said well, if you would, then youd be in jail. Obviously just a back and forth quip during the course of that debate. Seth yeah. And take it from the expert on quips, mike pence. [ laughter ] i dont know he just doesnt seem like a jokester to me. I get the feeling that if you went up to mike pence and said, pull my finger, hed rip it off your hand and beat you to death with it. [ laughter and applause ] and in addition to trying to discredit our Democratic Institution trump has also been about terrorism with this ominous text, quote, donald trump will protect you. He is the only one who can. [ light laughter ] i can protect you. Im the only one who can, sounds like a line from a lifetime movie about a lunatic stalking his exwife. [ laughter ] and heres that poster. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now all of this all of this has republicans scrambling to decide where they stand on said he will no longer defend trump and senator john mccain withdraw his endorsement of trump completely. And on tuesday night trump lashed out at both of them. He was begging for my endorsement. I know people are calling. His friends are calling. And then be the better man. The first sign of a little bit of difficulty and he unendorses. I wouldnt want to be in a fox hole with a lot of these people. Seth well guess what . No one would want to be in a fox hole with you either. Especially because it would be the easiest fox hole for the enemy to find. And then there are those courageous republicans who endorsed trump, then unendorsed him when they saw the access hollywood tape, and then reendorsed him again just a few days later. Like senators john thune and deb fischer. But i mean, thats got to be the last time theyll flipflop, right . Surely there are no more bomb shell revelations about trump that will come to light right after they change their minds. Damning new accusations in Donald Trumps president ial campaign is reeling. Physical advances on them. This headline from the New York Times, the latest in a flurry of accusations from women about donald trump. One told the New York Times that trump groped and kissed her on an airplane back in the 80s. Another says that he kissed her when they were waiting for an elevator together. Also breaking overnight, a former People Magazine reporter has now accused donald trump of assaulting her in 2005. Seth now trump denied the allegations calling them ludicrous at a rally today. But here is the problem for tr believe he did what he is accused of. Why . Because an irrefutable inside source told us so, donald trump. You know im automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. Its like a magnet. It just is. And when youre a star, they let you do it. You can you do anything. Seth donald trump is his own deep throat. [ laughter ] hes creep throat. [ cheers and applause ] with exactly the kind of Sexual Assault these women are now describing which may explain why Trump Supporters have gone to absurd lengths this week to try to excuse or dismiss the comments on that tape. Like ben carson who dismissed the comments as mere bragging, and tried to argue to a stunned cnn anchor that the real problem was that she hadnt heard more of that kind of talk. As i was growing up people were always trying to talk about their sexual conquests and appear, you know, like the, don, you know, casanova. Im surprised you havent heard that, i really am. I havent heard it and i know a lot of people who have not heard it. And i think they were shocked. Maybe thats the problem. Maybe thats the problem. [ laughter ] the problem is that i havent [ laughter ] maybe thats the problem. [ laughter and applause ] that is [ cheers ] that is very clearly the face of someone thinking, are you a brain surgeon or a brain donor . [ laughter ] one things for sure, youre no don casanova. But it gets crazier, because then there was trump surrogate and former new york Lieutenant Governor Betsy Mccaughey who compared trumps comments on the bus to beyonce lyrics. Hillary clinton expresses that she finds the language on that but in fact she likes language like this, quote, i came to slay bitch, when he f me good i take his ass to red lobster. [ laughter and applause ] seth oof. Oof [ laughter ] Betsy Mccaughey got thousand island dressing in her bag swag. [ laughter and applause ] and i mean this sincerely. It should be illegal for someone to do that to a beyonce song. [ laughter and applause ] mike huckabee, who explained whats really motivating Trump Supporters. They will excuse any of trumps horrific behavior and rationalize it to themselves by saying, at least hes not hillary. Huckabee made that argument with a movie analogy that didnt quite add up. Like captain quint in the original movie jaws. Hes vulgar. Hes salty. Hes the guy whos gonna save your butt and save your family. And so at the end of the day when he kills the shark youre happy about it. And so the choice is, do you vote for captain quint whos gonna save your family or do you vote for the shark . Seth hes right, trump is quint and hillary is the shark. Wait, how did that movie end again . [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] seth actually though, actually there is one way trump is like the shark. [ sniffing ] [ laughter ] seth in the end, this week of revelations about trumps predatory behavior has pulled the curtain back on the moral cowardice of many in the republican party. Trump supporters and his enablers in the gop will go to virtually any lengths to dismiss or excuse his worst behavior. And now in the wake of these latest allegations Trump Supporters and even some of the media have tried to focus not on the substance of the allegations but on the t campaign thus far, other than, were gonna sue this is all a lie, is, why now . Why did they wait so long to come forward . It happens to appear 26 days before our very important election. Isnt a that amazing . I think its fair to question why is this coming out now . It does sort of raise questions about the timing. Im just very skeptical of these allegations. And ill tell you why. I mean look hes a well known billionaire. Over such a long period of time, dont you think that they would have sued him instantaneously . That didnt happen. Seth when people ask why women wait to report Sexual Assault, thats why. Because instead of believing them you question their motives. Stop pretending there is an optimal time [ cheers and applause ] stop pretending there is an optimal time for women to go public with these kind of allegations. Its not like if you do it within the first 24 hours you card. [ light laughter ] these new bombshells could very well bury trump for good. Which means at the very least we probably already know what the third debate between trump and hillary will look like. [ screaming ] seth this has been a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with more from washington, d. C. , everybody. [ cheers and applause ] only a few. Truly move us. . Electrifying the road forward for over a decade with over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are always charged and always ready. . Youre acting so funny, whats wrong, billy . My doctor says i have skittles pox. Are they contagious . I dont think so. Contract the rainbow taste the rainbow were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Now, were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Wave of comfort with dr. Scholls massaging gel insoles. Theyre proven to give you comfort. Which helps you feel more energized. All day long. I want what he has. [ 80s music ] can i get anyone a beer . Make it a redds apple ale redds apple ale. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] the 8g band strongly representing their home city of washington, d. C. This week on keys from girls against boys, eli janney, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] on bass from les savy fav, syd butler, give it up for syd. [ cheers and applause ] from ex hex, guitarist [ cheers and applause ] weve also joined by some incredible guest, theyve been sitting in with the band all week from from ground breaking, grammy Award Winning rock band, Living Colour vocalist corey glover been with us all week. [ cheers and applause ] also from Living Colour, hes an iconic innovator, vernon reid, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] be sure to check out the latest ep from Living Colour who shot ya and also a new album from the band in 2017. And finally a fantastic drummer currently playing with right over there. Thaddeus has a new song out all about you featuring timothy bloom and talib kweli. Thank you so much one more round of applause for our incredible band. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is a comedian actor you know from films like ride along and the show real husbands of hollywood. You can see his latest standup special, kevin hart what now in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome to the show, one of our favorites, kevin hart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . [ cheers and applause ] they like me seth they do. They really dig you. They really dig you. Thats for you. Seth what did you get me . I come bearing gifts. Seth what is it, headphones . Take them. Seth okay, great, thank you. Well here, ill hold them ill make sure you get a product shot. Its not the product shot, its not about that, i dont care about that. [ laughter ] im not here for product placement. I just want to give you some cool headphones. Seth well, thank you, youre so kind. Youre so generous. Its just a smart headphone thats not out. Its something i invested in and i have ownership in and you should have. [ laughter ] seth thats good, im so glad. Because you need something to go right for you because your career has been [ laughter ] is in the dumps so im glad yeah seth you are the busiest guy. I cant believe you found time for us, thank you so much. I i dont have time. Seth okay, good. I shouldnt be here. Seth season 5 of real husbands of hollywood, congratulations. Yes, yes, yes, just started. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth and you also new show on comedy central, hart of the city. Hart of the city, im producing a show giving young comedians a chance. The thing about kevin hart, third person, the thing about me [ laughter ] is i love to create opportunities for others. Im a good guy, man. Seth salt of the earth. This stuff is about i love to love. I love to live. And i love to laugh. Live, love, laugh. Thats what im about. [ cheers and applause ] seth i this is your fourth standup special, yeah . This is this is number five. Seth number five. Number five seth it is called what now. Why . Let me tell you why, seth. You got a second . Seth i do. [ laughter ] here eat thing, okay. Everything goes together. My First Special was called grown little man because i was a little man. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] my special after that was called seriously funny. You know why i called it that . Because i felt it was time to tell people, serious, guys, im funny, this isnt a joke, im serious. [ laughter ] after that, my next special was called, laugh at my pain. I wanted people to realize that there was a deeper version of kevin that hasnt been talked about so i want to you laugh at my pain. [ laughter ] after that, i did another special about let me explain. Thats when weird stuff happened, like a dui. Got a divorce. I i said, whoa, dont judge me, let me explain. [ laughter ] now, after that, after that, i made history. I performed at Madison Square garden when i did let me explain. I thought that was it. I got on stage and as soon as i thought i made history, the first question that came to me was, what now . Seth sure. Nobody was satisfied with what happened, they were like whatre you going to do now . What now . What now . And i thought about it and i said thats a question that should always come up and that you should always have an answer for, hence the title, what now . [ laughter ] you think about it. [ cheers and applause ] its genius, seth seth it is genius. Its genius [ applause ] seth and, you mentioned Madison Square garden which is an incredible venue to perform comedy in because its so big but then for this show, you performed at lincoln financial field in philadelphia, 53,000 seats. 53,000 people, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth the first time is it the first time anyones even attempted to do a comedy show like that in a football stadium . It is the first time a comedian has ever performed in a football stadium and sold it out. Uh we went and the idea came up and people gh crazy because they were like, you cant make it intimate, its too big. And i love a challenge. I love to break new ground. I love to raise the bar for myself. So i went and did it. We sold it out in two weeks. We did the show. I said, you know what im going to do . Im going to tell basically an hour of material but im going to do it through my visual pov. So when i fold jokes, my background basically it integrated into what i was talking about. Seth yeah. So you talked about a drive way so it was all told from my pov. The audience was engaged, i had big monitors up on each side of the stage and you know, it killed. Heres the thing about the show, seth. [ laughter ] the beauty of what i did is i made history but i did it in my city. I wanted to bring attention to philadelphia. Seth right. And now philadelphia has so much to stand on including a guy who loves his city because his city made him who he is today. In return, i show my city i love them and i say, lets make more history. Thats why my movie is coming out in theaters. Why . Myself. Why did i do that . [ laughter ] because i believe in me. When you believe in you, you do what people dont expect to you do. The moral of the story is tie your shoes, when i get to [ laughter ] seth well, all right, you mentioned shoes. And for all your accomplishments you did something that ive never been more jealous of. You appeared on a magazine that thats my dream magazine. You were on the cover of runners world. Oh, yeah, yeah. Seth and youre an actual seth and you are in very good shape, and yet this is the greatest you because its their anniversary, its their 50th anniversary. So you took three covers and you started with a 70s cover. Yeah. Thats the one i went. Seth and there you go, fantastic. Yep. [ laughter ] and i thought, nothing beats 70s but then your 80s is pretty there you go. You gotta make sure you show [ laughter ] seth then we have the official one right there. Right there. Seth which is really good. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] you know i just wanted to an thank you to runners world. [ cheers and applause ] seth i want to ask this because you know especially speaking of going back to your roots in philadelphia and you know, this is obviously a much bigger theater than were used to, you played 53,000 in lincoln financial, what were some of the worst rooms you early in your career . The worst rooms . I performed in a male strip club. [ laughter ] that was tough. Seth between acts or . I guess like the halftime, of dicks . I dont know what it was, man. [ laughter ] was like, im not doing that. [ laughter ] you know, i came here to tell jokes. But it was like a bunch of women, it was at the time like 50 women there and they stopped the show and they were like, all right, ladies, lets get ready for comedy. And they bring me out first and it wasnt even like an intro, they were like, all right, lets get ready for comedy, lil kev the bastard. That was my name at the time. [ laughter ] and it wasnt even a stage, like i was standing in the middle of the floor like i was on the same level as the crowd, which isnt safe. [ laughter ] seth no, no. Reach as a comedian. So i started telling jokes and out of nowhere this guy stands up and throws a buffalo wing at me, true story. I dont know what pissed me off more, it was either the fact that he threw it or that he connected because he was far back there and it hit me in the cheek and i was like, who is that accurate with a buffalo wing . [ laughter ] a buffalo wing should take all different types of different directions, he was able to throw a straight buffalo wing, hit me sauce got in my eye, it burned. [ laughter ] and i tried to stand up for myself. I was like, who threw it . He was like, i did. And i was like, hes serious about his [ bleep ] feeling right now so i need to just get up out of here. [ laughter ] seth thank you so much for being here. Thank you, man. Seth such a fan. [ cheers and applause ] always good to see you. Kevin hart, everybody kevin hart what now is in theaters tomorrow. Well be back with the secretary of defense, ash carter. [ cheers and applause ] . . [tv debate chatter] alexa, ask kayak how much is a oneway ticket to canada. When would you like to fly . Now. 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Seth were at the pentagon, home to our Nations Armed forces as well as 284 bathrooms. . . Seth you know, i dont get to hang out with a military personnel very often. Do you mind if i ask you guys some questions. Yes, sir. Sure. Seth petty officers. Yes, sir. Seth seal team 6 or seal the musician . Oh, seal the musician of course, come on. [ laughter ] seth staff sergeant. Yes sir . Seth knocking isis into next tuesday or knog stone age, sir. I have plans next tuesday. [ laughter ] hey guys, my whole life ive kind of wondered what it would be like if people had to stand to attention when i entered a room. Would you mind if we tried it . Sure. Sure. . . [ laughter ] seth as you were. [ applause ] [ laughter ] . . [ laughter ] seth as you were. [ laughter ] okay, so i know everyones respective branch of the military is their favorite but on the count of three i want everyone to tell me their least favorite. 1, 2, 3. All coast guard. [ laughter and applause ] sir, definitely coast guard. Seth fair, fair. [ phone rings ] sir, secretary carter will see yow. Seth thank you so much for doing this. Seth, thanks for coming to the pentagon. Seth my pleasure. Want to see my office . Seth yeah. Come on in. This table right here is from the civil war. Every morning i sit with the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff we go through thing for the day. This desk, thats my desk right there. It belonged to general Jack Pershing of world war i fame. And you want to see something really cool . Seth yeah. So this is a direct line to president obama. Seth no way. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth hey, president obama, its seth and im here with ash and were wondering if you want to annex switzerland . So, anyway, call us if you think thats a good idea. If you dont call were going to probably just go ahead with it . Okay, bye. [ laughter ] [ russian accent ] president barack obama this is vladimir putin. We have your secretary ash carter and we will not be giving him back. Youll never hold me. Seth no, hes getting away please, dont let him jump on my horse oh, no this is very bad [ cheers and applause ] i have a theory that at the pentagon, anything is dramatic if you deliver it in a file. No matter what that thing is. Lets try. . . Seth mr. Secretary, were ordering lunch and we need to you pick a menu. [ laughter ] . . Gyros from pita pocket. Seth are you sure . Never been more sure about anything. [ laughter ] seth can you pass the tzatziki sauce. Huh . Seth can you pass the tzatziki sauce . Yeah. [ laughter ] the big room. Its where we meet with foreign leaders. Seth do you want to pretend im a north Korean Leader . Mr. Ambassador, i want you to stop your provocations and if you do youll become a valued member of the international community. Seth no. [ laughter ] can i try to guess the Nuclear Codes . Sure. Seth 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. No. Were going to need to change the Nuclear Codes. [ laughter and applause ] have the portraits of all the secretaries of defense. Right back to the very beginning. Seth wow. Up here, this guy is louis johnson. He was secretary of defense for a while after world war ii. Seth all right. Next, george marshall. General, hero of world war ii. Later as civilian he became secretary of defense. Seth great. Great man. Up here, my portrait. Seth oh, great. Come on. Take a look. Seth you posed for that one . Sure. [ laughter ] seth all right. Hey look, i got a few things to do. Ill see you later. Seth do you mind if i just sort of look around . No, no, no, take a look around. Seth okay, great. . . [ laughter ] seth one of the great things about the pentagon are all of the interesting items they have on display. For example, this right here is saddam husseins gold plated ak47. By marines, in saddam husseins palace. Not the only artifact that you would find in the pentagon. For example right here, incredible to actually see it in person, hitlers mustache discovered by private bill mulvaney. Also, interesting fact. You know how many centimeters long, hitlers mustache is . Nein. [ laughter ] so vladimir putin, often in the news, often seen without a shirt, why . Its right here at the pentagon. [ laughter ] and its a henley. One of the most famous raids in military history was of course the raid on Osama Bin Ladens compound in abbottabad and one of the most surprising things they found upon breaching the compound walls was Osama Bin Ladens pog collection. [ laughter ] it turns out that Osama Bin Laden had one of the worlds most comprehensive pog collections known to man. According to one of his wives, Osama Bin Ladens last words upon hearing seal team 6 breach the compound were oh, man. Pogs. [ laughter ] fun fact . There are 284 bathrooms in the pentagon. Were going to do our best to see them all. . . . . . . [ flushing ] [ laughter ] . . [ laughter ] hey, how did it go . Seth great. So many bathrooms. Awesome. Hey, want to see something nobodys ever seen before . Seth yeah. The sixth side of the pentagon. Want to . Seth yeah. Come on. Wow. So tell me, and be honest, whats your least favorite country . Least favorite country, well, i guess id have to say secretary carter, the president would like to see you. Tell him im busy with pentagon stuff. [ laughter ] pentagon stuff. [ cheers and applause ] seth were here with the secretary of defense, ash carter, everybody. And i had such a wonderful time with you. Such a wonderful time with your staff. But i wanted you to come out here because, you know, we were so excited that you allowed us to come visit you. My question is, why did you say yes . The same demographic you do. Seth okay. We got 1824, very important watchers of yours and we have, theres some of them in the audience. Seth we have some of the many service men and women here with us tonight. Fighting for us. [ cheers and applause ] so look at them. That is the finest fighting force the world has ever known. And in addition to using it clap for them. [ cheers and applause ] in addition to making sure that theyre used in the wisest possible way. Today, i got to make sure that tomorrows force is fine as this one. And i cant take that for granted. What makes our military great is people. And so i want to im hoping somebody out there will watch and will realize that, you know, military service involves all of the things that people say. But theres a trend of satisfaction also with being part of something bigger than yourself, with, look at this this is culture, its comedy, its all of the wonders of life. People get to wake up in the morning, take their kids to school, live their lives, dream their dreams. And safety makes that possible. So thats our job. And if you get to be part of that, thats tremendously satisfying. [ cheers and applause ] it was such an inspiring day for us. Thanks for having me. Seth one more time, not just for the secretary of Defense Ash Carter [ cheers and applause ] but for all the wonderful servicemen and women in the house tonight. Thank you all so much for your service. Well be right back with senator al franken. [ cheers and applause ] . . Uild a jet engine. Well we thought ge programmed machines to talk. Ge is an Industrial Company that actually builds worldchanging machines. Machines that can talk to each other digitally. Hello . They dont talk to each other like that, ricky. Shhhh, youll anger it. He looks a little ticked off now. . . . . . . Rack thousands of barrels lay silent aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years at jim beam our history is made from the inside how will you make yours . Now try jim beam apple poured over ice and serve with club soda and a fresh lemon wedge to make a crisp, refreshing jim beam apple and soda. Res a little healthy advice. Take care of what makes you, you. Right down to your skin. Aveeno . Daily moisturizing lotion with 5 vital nutrients for healthier looking skin in just one day. Aveeno . Late night with seth meyer in washington d. C. Is sponsored by amazon echo. Check out more election stories by adding the nbc news red white and you flash briefing ask for the news. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest has been a comedian, writer, best selling author, radio talk show host since 2009, hes served as the junior senator of minnesota, please welcome to the show, our friend senator al franken. . . Seth how are you, senator . Im good. Seth alright, good. I want to start with the news of the week here. Okay. Seth donald trump claiming the things he said on that bus were locker room talk. Do you have any thoughts about that . Ive been in a lot of locker rooms. You know, i belong to health club seth oh wow. In minneapolis. [ laughter ] i think you can tell. Seth yeah, we can tell. [ laughter ] stuff like, is trump crazy . [ laughter ] and so i dont know what locker room he may work out with roger ailes. And they may [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] seth that would be different locker room. [ cheers and applause ] but you know, i think these stories are going to make it hard for trump to focus on his message that he knows nothing about. Lost, that he knows nothing about public policy. Yes, and i worry about that. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] thats very nice of you. So i have to ask this, did you ever you used to live in new york, obviously. Yes. Seth worked for saturday night live. Did you ever run into trump . Was he somebody you ever met . You know, i was in a number of rooms with him over the years. Just handful of times. We didnt really travel in the same circles. We were both kind of in entertaito and i just never said anything to him. He didnt seem like the kind of guy i would like to get to know. Seth yep. [ laughter ] but there was this one time, remember when the sopranos was huge seth huge. It was big. But the Fourth Season or so, they decided to show the first two have a screening of the first two episodes of the season at radio city music hall. And radio city music hall is yeah, yeah, huge, huge theater. I am directly behind sitting, directly behind donald trump. And my wifes here. Amd trumps directly in front of me. Before the lights go out, for some reason, i just say, and i have a loud voice, and i say this as loud as i can, that is the worst combover ive ever seen. [ laughter ] and trump kind of goes like and he sees its me and he goes, like that. [ laughter ] he had nothing. So thats it. Seth there you go. Thats my encounter with donald trump. Seth now, i want to ask, tell us how you feel about hillary. Especially at this point in this election. Hillary throughout this whole election cycle. She is the smartest, toughest, most experienced, hardest working person i know. [ cheers and applause ] and and its important that all your viewers understand that while it seems like trump probably wont [ applause ] seth its too early to say. We dont know. We dont know it is absolutely essential that you get out and vote. It is absolutely essential. Like nothing [ cheers and applause ] i won my First Campaign by 312 votes. So [ laughter and applause ] and there they are. Im i want my i want to have the majority in the senate. [ cheers and applause ] the majority sets the agenda. And so i want to make sure that everybody votes. Seth thats great. Thats very helpful. Thanks so much for being here. Such a pleasure. Seth. [ cheers and applause ] seth senator al franken everybody, well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] [ 80s music ] can i get anyone a beer . Make it a redds apple ale redds apple ale. Also for a limited time in ginger apple. Its the Phillips Lady anyone ever have occasional constipation, diarrhea, gas or bloating . 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