Guests jessica biel billy crudup comedian jay jurden, and featuring the legendary roots cr questlove 1141 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ]. You made it. The tonight show. You guys, tonight was game one of the world series between the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals and this is nice, even though their teams not in it, yankees fans promise to boo whoever wins [ laughter ] well, earlier tonight, abc aired the classic halloween special, its the Great Pumpkin, charlie brown. [ cheers and applause they actually updated it a bit at the end of this version, the Great Pumpkin gets impeached [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right, the impeachment inquiry is in full swing and i heard that today actually marks the onemonth anniversary of the
Hi. Hello, everybody. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Which is in brooklyn. Chan thank you for watching from home. Thank you for leaving your home to be here tonight. Thats very kind. And please, relax. We are at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Were here while our studio back in hollywood is being deloused, and this is a muchneeded break for us. We love brooklyn. My kids love brooklyn. In fact, theyre becoming little brooklynites. This morning, my 2yearold, billy, were having breakfast, and he says hey, old man, wheres my [ bleep ] oatmeal already . Theyre so cute at that age. They really are. We have a great show for you tonight. Eddie murphy is with us tonight. [cheers and applause] thats right. And we have music from the sugarhill gang tonight. They traveled all the way from the bronx to be here. [cheers and applause] and as if that isnt enough, we have another star here tonight from mexico, say hello to my security guard, guillermo, everybody. Guillermo [cheers and applause] [ la
Trees. [ laughter ] thats right President Trump has fired National Security adviser john bolton and you have to appreciate the irony of john bolton being taken out by a preemptive strike. [ light laughter ] so National Security adviser john bolton is out no word yet on what he plans to do next. Oh, man, the patriots . [ laughter ] President Trump and Vice President mike pence held a rally in North Carolina last night ahead of the states special Congressional Election though do you really need pence to pump up a crowd when you already have trump having trump and pence at a rally is like having the rock and Malcolm Gladwell help you move i think the rock can handle it at a Campaign Rally in North Carolina, yesterday, President Trump said the democrats are, quote, not big believers in religion. Before adding, unlike me, who loves whats his name you know, the boy who was born on christmas, in a trash can or whatever [ laughter and applause what was it . You know who im talking about [ chee
Agree with each other for hours. Ohio is a state where democrats hope will swing back their way. Tonight there are a lot of candidates with a lot to say. The main point i want to make that is not working for americans across this country. It works great for the wealthy. Demonizing and it must change. [ all talking at once ] the doebate is back right after this short break. Jimmy why are there 12 candidates in the debate now . Last debate there were ten. You cant subtract candidates and then add back. You dont go to the final four and then suddenly youre back to the elite eight. Its not the way it works. Amy klobuchar is still shes eight laps behind and stopped to have lunch and shes still in the race. It doesnt make sense. They need to pare this down. Its like the menu at the cheese cake factory. Theres too much to choose from. Lets go through the cheese cake factory and the candidates. Elizabeth warren is the super oxidated salad. Bernie, Chicken Salad sandwich, all over your chin, ma
[ cheers and applause ] whos to say that wasnt a Successful Mission . Follow me on the four majors of social media. The boycott of the week is boycottfistbumps. I got shows in different area codes 831 thats monterey, 916 sacramento, 702 vegas the annual tosh saves the World Charity show will be in vegas at the mirage on november 10th at a special time a 5 00 p. M. Show. All the money will be going to charity. If you come to the 7 30 show, that money will be going to me. [ laughter ] finally, its time for toshs toe tips. Thats tips for your toenails from tosh. [ audience groans ] oh, you got gross frito feet . [ laughter ] heres a little gadget to turn that toenail frown upside down. [ audience groans ] or just trim your nails on a regular basis before they get like that. Up to you. If you cant afford that 15 device, you can always use an old pair of needlenose pliers. [ audience ohs ] [ man grunts ] tosh thats a simple life hack. Toenails are the wisdom teeth of your feet you dont need