That was easy. John but government makes everything so hard and thats our show tonight. John a friend of mine asked me to buy a savings bond for her granddaughter. I thought that should be easy. After all billions of these have been sold. They helped pay for world war ii. Freedom thats what im selling anyone today. Bonds are bigger than ever. John more recently the government announced it would go digit. That will save taxpayers millions they said in make buying bonds even more convenient. Buying digit u. S. Saving bonds can help your family save for a new home, a retirement or other dream. Sounds good but how much does it dost set up an account . Nothing its free. Free is good. And it only takes a few minutes to set up an act. Congratulations hundred hun, youre now a treasury account holder. John but the government lies, it is too hard. I had to fill out an account authorization form that requires a seal of approval by an authorized certified officer from an insured depository institu
Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga University was founded in 1887. This is interesting. It was founded as a bet to see if students would want a diploma from a school that sounded like it was named after a monkey disease. [ laughter ] turns out they do. Actually, i did look it up today. I was curious. Gonzaga university is named after an italian saint, a young italian saint, aloysius gonzaga, who looked like a pretty tough dude. [ laughter ] not the guy you want to take on in a pickup game at the park. [ laughter ] he will dress you up
Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga University was founded in 1887. This is interesting. It was founded as a bet to see if students would want a diploma from a school that sounded like it was named after a monkey disease. [ laughter ] turns out they do. Actually, i did look it up today. I was curious. Gonzaga university is named after an italian saint, a young italian saint, aloysius gonzaga, who looked like a pretty tough dude. [ laughter ] not the guy you want to take on in a pickup game at the park. [ laughter ] he will dress you. L
Thats right, President Trump today met with chinese president xi jinping. Trump asked him how to pronounce the name. And then he said, no, i meant the name of your country. Is it china . [ laughter ] because im getting a lot of mixed signals on that. [ cheers and applause ] during President Trumps meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trumps behest, east and west korea. They often get overlooked. [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. But shes still refusing to move. [ laughter ] just tough it out. They got the money, tough it out. [ applause ] today was National Tell a lie day, which is a very cool and fun thing. [ laughter and applause ] today was running out. I had to get one in there. Skin care brand nivea apologized this week for an ad created to promote their invisible for black and white deodorant with the slogan, white is purity. But, i dont think their
Thats right, President Trump today met with chinese President Trump asked him how to pronounce the name. And then he said, no, i meant the name of your country. Is it china . [ laughter ] because im getting a lot of mixed signals on that. [ cheers and applause ] during President Trumps meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trumps behest, east and west korea. They often get overlooked. [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. But shes still refusing to move. [ laughter ] just tough it out. They got the money, tough it out. [ applause ] today was National Tell a lie day, which is a very cool and fun thing. [ laughter and applause ] today was running out. I had to get one in there. Skin care brand nivea apologized this week for an ad created to promote their invisible for black and white deodorant with the slogan, white is purity. But, i dont think their new slogan