Makes things easy. That was easy. John but government makes everything so hard and thats our show tonight. John a friend of mine asked me to buy a savings bond for her granddaughter. I thought that should be easy. After all billions of these have been sold. They helped pay for world war ii. Freedom thats what im selling anyone today. Bonds are bigger than ever. John more recently the government announced it would go digit. That will save taxpayers millions they said in make buying bonds even more convenient. Buying digit u. S. Saving bonds can help your family save for a new home, a retirement or other dream. Sounds good but how much does it dost set up an account . Nothing its free. Free is good. And it only takes a few minutes to set up an act. Congratulations hundred hun, youre now a treasury account holder. John but the government lies, it is too hard. I had to fill out an account authorization form that requires a seal of approval by an authorized certified officer from an insured
Makes things easy. That was easy. John but government makes everything so hard and thats our show tonight. John a friend of mine asked me to buy a savings bond for her granddaughter. I thought that should be easy. After all billions of these have been sold. They helped pay for world war ii. Freedom thats what im selling anyone today. Bonds are bigger than ever. John more recently the government announced it would go digit. That will save taxpayers millions they said in make buying bonds even more convenient. Buying digit u. S. Saving bonds can help your family save for a new home, a retirement or other dream. Sounds good but how much does it dost set up an account . Nothing its free. Free is good. And it only takes a few minutes to set up an act. Congratulations hundred hun, youre now a treasury account holder. John but the government lies, it is too hard. I had to fill out an account authorization form that requires a seal of approval by an authorized certified officer from an insured
[ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. I hope you had a great weekend, a good spring break. April fools day came and went and donald trump is still president. So i guess thats real. [ laughter ] now, i was thinking about doing something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga University was founded in 1887. This is interesting. It was founded as a bet to see if students would want a diploma from a school that sounded like it was named after a monkey disease. [ laughter ] turns out they do. Actually, i did look it up today because i was curious. Gonzaga university is
They were done. To come back the way they did. If they lost it in the end, so be it. The fact they won. Jimmy did you go to the party afterwards . I did. It was like a patriots after thing. Jimmy did you meet tom . Did you get to touch him . [ laughter ] because last time you were there i have yet to meet him. He didnt go to the he might have been an appearance. But hes tom brady. He had to go rule the world. [ laughter ] i didnt meet tom. And im not sure if i want to. It almost has become now like i just want to let him be the thing that i imagine he is. And thats it. Thats good enough for me. Jimmy look at you. Youre positively glowing. [ laughter ] im like why, is he here . [ laughter ] jimmy see, tom could never that would never happen to tom. [ laughter ] tom makes me so nervous. Jimmy were going to clean you up. Were going to move you up inside and out. There you go. Wow, ive never seen anybody just sweat from their palms before. But chris evans is here. His movie is called gifte
Thank you. Goodbye, guys be safe [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight chris evans, from smurfs the lost village, actor Mandy Patinkin, music from michelle branch, featuring the 8g band with johnathan mover. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump today met with the president of china at his maralago resort. And things got off to an awkward start when trump said, i thought you were really funny in the hangover movies. [ laughter ] thats right, President Trump today met with chinese president xi jinping. Trump asked him how to pronounce the name. And then he said, no, i meant the name of your country. Is it china . [ laughter ] because im getting a lot of mixed signals on that. [ cheers and applause ]