Im glad youre here. Im glad were all here. Very nice. You know, there are a lot of things to dislike about l. A. Traffic, pollution, people. But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white hou
But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white house the chief of staff, john kelley, is reportedly asking people who work at the white house whether or not theyre planning to stay on the job
But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white house the chief of staff, john kelley, is reportedly asking people who work at the white house whether or not theyre planning to stay on the job
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 769, mississippi steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Thats a hot crowd right there. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Ah, it makes you feel good. Welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers ] youre here, you made it. Thank you for being here. Hey heres what people are talking about. President trump is headed home after his trip to asia. And i saw that at one point, 2,000 protesters in philippines were shouting go home [ laughter ] while back in america 60 Million People were shouting stay there [ cheers and applause ] did you see this, trump just went on twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 approval rating. [ light laughter ] really . Thats like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a a d . He goes [ laughter and applause ] i spelled my name right. I spelled my
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 769, mississippi steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Thats a hot crowd right there. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Ah, it makes you feel good. Welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers ] youre here, you made it. Thank you for being here. Hey heres what people are talking about. President trump is headed home after his trip to asia. And i saw that at one point, 2,000 protesters in philippines were shouting go home [ laughter ] while back in america 60 Million People were shouting stay there [ cheers and applause ] did you see this, trump just went on twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 approval rating. [ light laughter ] really . Thats like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a a d . He goes [ laughter and applause ] i spelled my name right. I spelled my