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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 769, mississippi steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Thats a hot crowd right there. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Ah, it makes you feel good. Welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers ] youre here, you made it. Thank you for being here. Hey heres what people are talking about. President trump is headed home after his trip to asia. And i saw that at one point, 2,000 protesters in philippines were shouting go home [ laughter ] while back in america 60 Million People were shouting stay there [ cheers and applause ] did you see this, trump just went on twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 approval rating. [ light laughter ] really . Thats like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a a d . He goes [ laughter and applause ] i spelled my name right. I spelled my name right. Yeah, trump bragged about having a 46 approval rating. While you know what they say, some people see the glass half empty, while others say, fake glass. And you go [ laughter and applause ] thats what they say. This is this is cool, the other day Melania Trump visited the great wall of china. And after taking a tour, she signed a guest book. And check out what she wrote. Amazing to experience one of the worlds greatest wonders. Thank you. Isnt that nice . Well, i guess her husband also stopped by the great wall for a a visit of his own. Heres what he wrote in the guest book. Omg, this wall is amazing. Its even bigger than it looks the documentary i watched on my way over, mulan. how did you ever get mexico to pay for it . [ cheers and applause ] he wrote all that. Steve he wrote all of that. [ applause ] jimmy well, the last place President Trump visited on his asia tour was the philippines. And after spending time there, trump now says hes an expert on the country. He even posted some facts about the philippines on the white house website, but i think hes a little confused about a few things. Ill show you what i mean. First up for president , he put ryan phillippe. [ laughter ] thats not hes not president of the philippines. Steve thats not right. Thats not true. Jimmy for capital, he put manila. Well, thats actually thats actually true. For top export, he put manila envelopes. Steve okay. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats not right again. Steve no, thats not right. Jimmy i think hes hey, you guys, we have barbara bush and Jenna Bush Hager on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats good. Im im happy theyre here. Its nice to have a president s kids answer questions without being under oath. [ laughter ] steve heyo jimmy well, Jeff Sessions testified again, as part of the russia investigation, and at one point he was questioned about his stance on marijuana. You know, cause its a little odd when a guys antiweed, but seems to forget every conversation hes every had. [ laughter ] i dont remember that. Nope. Another big story right now, is this roy moore scandal, and get this, theres apparently a a creep list of men. A creep list of men in congress known for inappropriate sexual behavior. And if youre a congressman who has to ask if youre on it, youre on it. I mean, i [ laughter and applause ] am i on the creep oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, joe biden said hes open to running for president if no other democrats step up. [ cheers and applause ] you know your partys in trouble when someone signs up for president the way you sign up for karaoke. [ laughter ] its like no one else . No . Im just a small town girl living in a lonely world [ cheers ] lets get to some sports here. Lebron james and his teammates took the subway, did you see that . They got on the subway before their game against the knicks last night. And they got the full new york experience. Watch what this guy says at the end. On our way back from shootaround, we decided to take a different transportation this time. Well, its good. I dont know, this dude right here. He tripping. Can you not . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy can you not . To be fair, can you not is the most polite thing a new yorkers ever said on the subway. [ applause ] can you not . [ light laughter ] this is pretty big. Sweden pulled off a huge upset over italy to qualify for the world cup. Their celebration was pretty crazy. Take a look at this. [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ laughter ] jimmy it was a mixed day for sweden. cause their soccer team wins, but then an ikea desk collapses on live tv. [ laughter and applause ] and thats i dont know how to react. Yeah oh, no. [ imitating swedish ] steve darn. Jimmy and finally, amazon Just Announced that its making a lord of the rings spinoff for tv. They even have a cool name for it too. Game of thrones. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for watching. We have a fantastic show tonight. We love this guy, hes so talented and fun. Michael strahan is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy we talk to him about also joining us, their new book sisters first, stories from our wild and wonderful life, is a New York Times bestseller. Jenna bush hager and barbara bush are here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sisters first. And we have great new music from tove lo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] do not want to miss it. Big time. Guys, i want to tell you about this cool thing im doing. It is a prize im auctioning off through the fundraising website, omaze. To raise money for night of too many stars, america unites for autism program, hosted by the amazing jon stewart. [ applause ] im very excited about this. So the prize im auctioning off is, as im sure everybody knows, one of my favorite movies is sisterhood of the traveling pants. [ light laughter ] and sisterhood of the traveling pants two steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, its a a wonderful story about friendship, family, and most importantly, sharing pants. [ light laughter ] so in honor of that, im offering the chance for you to literally switch pants with me for an entire day, no matter what size or style, if you win, we swap pants, and then we meet up to discuss our experience. [ light laughter ] yeah, thats are you kidding me . Is that what youre going to do . [ cheers and applause ] well, wait. I cant do it. Jimmy Jon Stewart Jon stewart [ cheers and applause ] like, you cant do that. Jimmy that is jon stewart right there. What do you mean, you cant do this . [ cheers ] jimmy jimmy jon listen, thank you so much. I appreciate the gesture, but jimmy fallon, i told you had to take this seriously. Jimmy i am taking this [ talking over each other ] i put a lot of thought into it. Oh, you and the winner swap pants for a day . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. Thats not a prize. Jimmy have you [ light laughter ] have you ever seen sisterhood of the traveling pants . Tch. [ laughter ] have i seen um, yes jimmy. I have seen it. And if i recall, they dont swap pants. Theres only one pair of pants, jimmy. Theres one pair of pants, and they send them to each other during their summer apart. And then lena [ laughter ] lena finds love in greece, and even though their families are sworn enemies, the jeans bring the whole group together in what is ultimately a sweet and surprisingly touching film about four teenagers journey to adulthood. But jimmy, thats just a crappy prize. Jimmy no, no, jon, jon. [ laughter ] you know what they say, you cant truly understand another person until you spend a day in their pants. [ laughter ] thats nobody has ever said that. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] jimmy a lot of people have said that. People have said that. [ talking over each other ] and i will prove it to you. Lets switch pants right now. [ cheers and applause ] i dont all right. Ill let me just size let me just size those. Jimmy can we can we get my modesty screen out here . [ light laughter ] thank you very no. Hey, no, for both of us. [ laughter ] no, for both of us together. All right. Jimmy here we go. All right. There we go. All right, you want to do that . Jimmy here we go. [ cheers ] if i can get mine off. Jimmy wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. When is night of too many stars on, jon . Oh, its its on november 18th, which is this saturday. Jimmy this saturday on hbo. Its going to be its going to be amazing. Jimmy yeah, and a lot of stars. A lot of stars. Chris rock, i think we have a lot stars. Jimmy oh, we love him. One less than we thought, but its gonna be still very good. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] adam sandler will be there. Jimmy and its for a great cause. Its for a great cause. And its jimmy autism program. Its just a hold on a a second. Just give me [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. I got you there, i got you there. All right, thats my jimmy thats fair, no problem. All right, here we go. Are you ready . Jimmy are you ready jon . All right here we go. Ready as ill ever be. Jimmy here we go. All right. Jimmy lets reveal our pants. Lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] i feel pretty jimmy this is weird. My pants look like my pants . You wear like harry styles pants. These are unbelievably comfortable. Jimmy how do you feel i mean, do you feel like we know each other better now that weve swapped pants . I feel 20 years older. [ laughter ] you know what jimmy yeah. This is what you want people to bid on . Jimmy yeah, i think this is an experience. Because we are were trying to raise money for autism services. Is there anything else you could throw in other than the pants situation . Anything else you could do . [ drum roll ] jimmy well, theres one more thing. What . Jimmy in addition to getting to swap pants with me for a day. Oh, my god. Jimmy the winner will also get two tickets to super bowl 52 in minneapolis. [ cheers and applause ] what . Jimmy that includes airfare. Hotel. And one more thing, after the game youll also be a vip guest to a live broadcast of the tonight show from minneapolis right after super bowl 52. What . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are going to the super bowl this saturday, 8 00pm, hbo. Jimmy this saturday, 8 00pm, hbo. To enter for the chance to swap pants with me and go to the super bowl. Go to omaze. Com fallonbidbidbid. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause ] boy makes siren noise im watching that. 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And now at the end of the series they give out the award for the most popular driver, but they also give out awards during the series. Sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown. Steve really . Jimmy stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. So with that in mind, its time for the tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first driver is brad keselowski. He was voted most likely to have just googled how does a a person stand. [ laughter and applause ] hes doing it. Know how to stand. Our next driver is martin truex jr. He was voted most likely to be a mannequin in the nascar gift shop. [ laughter and applause ] he wont blink. He doesnt blink. Up next we have kyle busch. He was voted adult Stewie Griffin steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy rare award. Steve rare award. Together rare. Steve wont be given out twice. Jimmy next up kevin harvick. He was voted most likely to be named sexiest man alive by supercuts magazine. Thats a [ applause ] [ talking over each other ] is this true . Steve whats that . What are you hearing . Jimmy from the control room im hearing here with a a response, ladies and gentlemen, introducing the top four drivers in the nascar cup series championship, brad keselowski, martin truex jr, kyle busch, and kevin harvick. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Brad, youre up first, whenever youre ready. Ha ha ha. Heres jimmy fallon. Hes the host of the tonight show. He was voted most likely to be sitting on a vibrating cell phone. [ laughter ] jimmy is that a picture of me . Thats fair. Martin martin, youre up. Up next, we have jimmy fallon. He was voted most likely to get his head stuck in a a thanksgiving turkey. [ laughter ] jimmy thats why they have those 1800 numbers. Kyle, whenever youre ready. Next up, we have jimmy fallon. 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Y here terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you. Charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a Good Morning America anchor plus a super bowl champion hall of famer. Hes also the cocreator of a a terrific documentary series called religion of sports. Season two premieres tomorrow at 9pm exclusively on the at t audience network. Please welcome the multitalented and entertaining Michael Strahan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, Michael Strahan, always good to see you buddy. [ cheers and applause ] whats up man . Jimmy welcome back. Weve got to get weve got to go golfing together. Yeah. Jimmy i want to golfing. How is your golf game . My golf games all right. Jimmy its good . Yeah, its good man. Jimmy mines no good. Mines no good, man. I keep messing my finger up. I did i messed mine up, too. It helped my game though. Jimmy it did . Yeah. Jimmy my game will probably still be awful, but i guess it helped your game . Yeah. Jimmy whatd you do . Well, i let a car down i had my car on a lift, and i let the lift down, and i had my finger under it. So the weight of the lift, and the car cut off a piece of my pinky, yeah, and then i went denzel, too. You remember training day when denzel got shot in the butt . Hes like oh, mother jimmy yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i was cussing at myself. Jimmy really . Really . Mother you cut off your pinky. [ laughter ] jimmy but dont you kind of freak out when that accident happened . I kind of went football mode. I was like, oh maybe i can suck it up, and then i realized it was really missing, but it wasnt like a horror movie. It wasnt gushing or nothing. So i calmly got in the car, you know, drove myself to the hospital. Jimmy you did . But i get to a light, and im in new jersey, and people arent taking a right on the red, and im like of all time, take the damn right on the red. Jimmy im missing a pinky. Come on. Listen jimmy look at this. Look at this. I got it out the window like move, man. Jimmy Michael Strahan is giving us the pinky. What does that mean . Yeah, exactly. But then i get to the hospital, and they check it out. They look at it. The doctor says, hey, we can put it back on if you want, and i was look, okay, what does that mean . He goes, well were going to take the pinky. Its like an eight to tenhour surgery, youre in the hospital for five days. Jimmy yep. Yep. And i was like, well, you know first of all, i left the piece of the pinky at the garage. [ laughter ] i never once i did it, i went denzel. I didnt even want to look. You know how somethings bad, and youre like im not even going to look at it. Its just going to make it okay. Jimmy wait, so the pinkys just somewhere in the garage . The pinky is just hanging out in the garage man, on its own jimmy on its own. But i did have somebody go pick up the pinky for me. [ audience aws ] jimmy thats what friends are for, right . [ laughter ] that is what friends are for. I tell you right now, thats what you call love, man. Jimmy thats love. Thats what friends are for. Somebody goes, and they were like, im looking on the ground, and i didnt see it cause you have to raise the lift, and theyre like i didnt see it, and i looked up, and it was like hanging, going jimmy oh my god. Alright, so you got to the so the pinky arrived to you at the hospital and i just told the doctor like i cant five days in a a hospital, eight ten hour surgery, and i literally when they said that i started thinking about golf. Jimmy yeah. And i was sitting there, im like well it doesnt affect my grip, nah i dont need it, im good. Jimmy is that right . Yeah, i literally went like that, oh, i dont need that piece to play golf. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So you never got it back. So i didnt get it back on. I just said let it heal. Jimmy really . Yeah, so its fine. Jimmy yeah. I can see it. You can see it a little bit, but it doesnt look that bad. Well, it doesnt look that bad now. It looked jimmy it was rough, right . Yeah, it was rough, man. Jimmy yeah, yeah, mine too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But i cant grab the golf club as i cant squeeze it as hard now, and my game is much better. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy thats the secret. Maybe im going to be a great golfer this gives me hope. Im so excited about this. Thank you buddy. I appreciate this. If i had known this, i would have probably cut mine off a a long time ago. Jimmy is that the only i mean playing football, did you you must have hurt your other fingers. Right . Yeah, i mean all these fingers. See that does that. Jimmy whoa [ crowd screams ] and that pinky is like that. Oh, cmon, but the crazy thing is my mom heard about it. Because i dont bother my parents with stuff like that. Im like, yeah you know, but my mom is like, oh are you okay . Is it the crooked pinky . And im like no, mom its the other one. Oh, okay, cause i like the crooked one. [ laughter ] im like, what are you doing . Jimmy thats what moms are for. Yeah, i look the crooked pinky. Yeah, thats what theyre there for man. Jimmy hows i know youre from houston, you must have been excited for the astros. Very excited for the astors. The world series. That must have been exciting. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. It was absolutely amazing for the city of houston. Everything they have gone through. I was in houston yesterday jimmy wow. Covering for gma and robin went to puerto rico and we had rob out in the florida keys trying to show the progress or what still needs to be done in all these areas that were so hard hit by the hurricane, and its amazing for the city because no one saw it coming. My buddy Justin Verlander got traded to the astros, and he wins it all. Jimmy thats right. And i was so happy for him. But, the city needed it. It was such a boost to everybody, and everybody in l. A. Was like it was one of the best series ever jimmy yeah. Ever, except for everybody is like game 7 wasnt that good. Im like, because you wanted the dodgers to win. It was great if youre an astros fan. We loved it. Jimmy yeah, if youre an astros fan, exactly. Yeah, it was awesome. Jimmy i mean i think there is an advantage to Home Field Advantage and all that stuff, so when they were in l. A. , i was like, thats tough, but they still did it and won. Yeah. Jimmy i go i think two years in a row, it just makes you feel good, which is what well get into with your documentary. Yeah. Jimmy because you do it is like a spiritual thing when all is lost, and you go ugh, im just going to watch some sports, and root for my team, and when they win, everyones rooting together, and it its like a religious experience. Jimmy yeah. It really is. It really is. Jimmy but in houston thats a stadium in houston, i forgot the name of the stadium is called, but it was minute maid. Yeah. Jimmy minute maid. They packed it with all those people. Jimmy it was filled there werent even. Theres nothing on the field. I was wondering about that, too. Theyre just watching tv. Like people packed the stadium to watch the game on tv together. Jimmy isnt that awesome . I dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy see, thats like its awesome, but i was like, really . I dont know, i just would have probably gone in the street afterward, and went whoo. Jimmy yeah, i know. I would have done that. Opened the window and yelled something out, yeah. Yeah jimmy i want to talk about the new york giants. Oh, boy. Jimmy when we come back. Okay good. Jimmy more with Michael Strahan when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. 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We dont need the sound effects, but you know right now theyre a bad team. They cant seem once they lost i think the third or fourth game, because this is a Team Everybody thought was going to the playoffs, win the division, possibly the super bowl, and once you lose a few games, it kind of just takes your whole mental attitude down. I give it up to the Philadelphia Eagles. Well done, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a classy thats a classy individual right there, hes a gentleman. Enjoy it for now until you lose in the playoffs, but anyway [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but didnt you told me something once about this pep talk that you would have to do pregame in the locker room called oh yeah. Jimmy stomp it out or something. Stomp you out, yeah. Jimmy and you started this . I started it. You know, every week i would give a pep talk, and you change it up all the time, but one week i did this whole thing where, were going to stomp you out, and i would jump up, and stomp down two or three times, and the guys loved it. So they kept asking for it. And then at one point i told the guy, i was like dude, i cant do it that week. They were like, why . Im tired. It makes me yeah, im exhausted before the game starts, because im stomping people out. Jimmy stomping around, theyre like do the stomp again. Youre like, dude, i have to work. I just did it, and theyre like we need it, got to have it. So, i kept doing it, and it kind of became our rallying cry. Jimmy how would you can you maybe do a you want a little piece . [ cheers and applause ] yes we got those Philadelphia Eagles this week carson wentz cant mess with us jimmy no no jimmy no these boys think they can handle they cant handle us jimmy no they dont want none of this jimmy no so, what we going to do . Jimmy stomp we going to stomp you out [ cheers and applause ] okay. That was the pg version. Jimmy yeah, yeah, i understand. Back then i was very xman. Jimmy oh yeah. Lets talk about religion of sports. This is a great idea, and you got together, you and tom brady . Yeah, were on the same team for once. Yeah. Jimmy you guys get along . Yeah, i love tom. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, hes a great dude. Toms a great guy. People who dont like tom, dont know tom. Hes the most down to earth normal hardworking guy. This guy works extremely hard. You dont win five super bowls, and have the greatest comeback in history for not working for it, not believing in yourself, and everybody around you. Jimmy so how did you guys hook up with this . Well, i sacked him, and i talked to him while he was on the ground. Hey tom, i got this idea. [ laughter ] we should work together. Myself, tom brady, and gotham chopra, deepaks son, is like the joining partner between us, and we have this thing, religion on sports. Its on directv, at t network, and it really bridges, like you talked earlier, about watching a team win, and the reactions that the fans have, and sports and religion are very similar in the sense that you have what people deem as gods, which could be the athletes, the players, to the parishioners who are the fans to the church could be the stadium, or the arena, and all these things have these parallels, but we went out and found very interesting stories that you dont see every day. I mean we have the Refugee Soccer Team as a safe haven for refugees overseas, and as well as a family for them when they have to leave their homeland. We have the prison baseball team, the last thing you think about is prison and baseball. Jimmy of course, prison baseball league, yeah. We have incredible stories about fencing, and other sports that a little bit out of the norm, but incredible stories, not just about some great athlete who does great at what they do, but really the heart and soul of it all. Were very proud of it. Like i said, my one time to get to be toms friend, and im enjoying it. Jimmy i want to show a clip its from an upcoming religion of sport episode about the prison Baseball Program at san quentin. Take a look at this. I always played ball when i was younger, and ive been locked up for 28 years, so i kind of missed my chance at actually playing, you know, on the higher level. So i still get to get out, and still play today even at 47. Its a blessing, and its a joy to be able to do that. I feel free. This is when prison is no longer here, the walls are down when were on this field. Im in heaven right now. This is where i stay at right here. 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And if youre like hey google, play my love playlist. Ah, really . Play my love playlist. Oh yeah, it also knows the difference between you and him. Its google home mini. And the rest of the google home family. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are joined right now by the authors of a new book called sisters first stories from our wild and wonderful life. Please welcome Jenna Bush Hager and her sister barbara bush. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a little sisterly love right there. Welcome to the show. And thank you for being here. I really am very interested in this. Growing up in the white house must be i dont know how to describe it. Obviously i didnt grow up there, but ive visited a a couple times and everything is such a mystery to me. I just i dont know how you do it. But thats why i guess you write a book. And were here to talk about it. We wrote a book. Jimmy what do you guys hang out a lot now . I mean now youre adults and grown up. Do you still see each other . We do. We live four blocks away from each other. Jimmy do you really . In new york. We do. And weve been on this book tour which has been so fun and the first hotel we checked in to, they were like, okay, we have your rooms, mrs. Bush, or miss bush mrs. Hager, and i was like, oh, no, no, we just need one key, well be staying together. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy fullon sister hangout. Its a slumber party. It is a slumber party. Jimmy it is a slumber party. How is mom and dad doing . Theyre good. Jimmy is your dad still sending you stick figures on your phone . Hes sort of upgraded. Hes into this emoji that talks. He knows hes like a a teenage girl in a 70yearold body. [ light laughter ] jimmy he sends you animojis . Yes, an animoji. I didnt even know what it was called. Jimmy from the new iphone. Yeah, yeah. He does it like, with like the chicken that talks . Its like rooster. Jimmy yeah, a rooster yeah. Thats speaking with his voice. Jimmy no. He was trying to learn social media from like a young guy at the library, and he was like, now tell me about now whats instagram . And then he was like, now, tell me whats todo, im like, dad thats todo. [ laughter ] jimmy thats todo list. Thats a note app. Whats todo . Oh my god. Its a dog and a movie. Okay, yeah. You started a thing with sasha and malia obama when they came into the white house as you were leaving, just to kind of mentor them, showed them the ropes around the white house . Yeah. Jimmy i think thats such a a cool thing to do. Because no one else will have the experience its rare. But look you guys are like a a secret ramp hallway here . We were showing them this ramp that we loved to slide down when we were little. We taught them all the fun tricks of the white house. All the good hiding places. Jimmy right . So much fun. Because they were the same age barbara and i were when our grandfather became president. So we saw ourselves in them so much. Jimmy and then you have all those got to be secrets and hidden things that only little kids know that there are yes. Theres a lot of good stuff. Some of which we can tell you, and some of which we cant. [ laughter ] jimmy i just think its so cute when you see just all these photos of you guys at all these different events. This one really made me laugh. This is a film engagement up here. Oh, yeah. Yep. [ audience aws ] i was just working on my stage presence. [ laughter ] jimmy its so cool. Just kids are kids. Youve got to do what you have to do. I just love it. Uh, you decided to write this after the 2016 election. What made you want to write this . Well, mainly she woke up in bed with me, as we said before, because my husband was out of town. And i think we realized how lucky we were to have each other, that women have got to start or need to continue to have each others backs. [ cheers and applause ] and that my sissy has always been that person for me. And we celebrated sisterhood in whatever form it comes in, whether its a blood sister or friend or colleagues. I work with awesome women, that maybe we would get to the place where we feel a bit better about the state of women. Jimmy i think its great, and i think you should write another book too and sister second. Jimmy sisterhood of traveling pants . [ talking over each other ] theres a lot of options. Theres a lot of options. We considered it. We thought about it, but its been taken. Jimmy yeah its been taken. Well, come back when you have a a second book please. Both thanks, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to Jenna Bush Hager and barbara bush. Sisters first is available now. Tove lo performs after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy check us out tomorrow night from the new film darkest hour gary oldman will be dropping in. [ cheers ] plus gigi hadid will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Darryl Strawberry will be here. We have music from macklemore featuring dave b and travis thompson. [ cheers and applause ] its a big show tomorrow night. Set your tivos. But first, she is a a multiplatinum artist whos new album blue lips lady wood phase ii is out this friday. Performing her new single, give it up for tove lo [ cheers and applause ] i say hi you say hi we stay high you look so pretty yeah im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go no i dont i dont have a type take a hit come on over tonight take a hit you can follow my bloodstream no i dont have a type live right now peaking on top so wild now im high as dont look down my mind you can relax i know how to dial it back not this time i say hi you say hi we stay high you look so pretty yeah im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go no i dont i dont have a type take a hit come on over tonight take a hit you can follow my bloodstream no i dont have a type live right now peaking on top so wild now im high as dont look down my mind you can relax i know how to dial it back not this time i say hi you say hi we stay high you look so pretty yeah im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go you think im drunk now but i am not youre so pretty come roll with me im bout to get down im high as im no chemist but its good im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go im sweating from head to toe im wet through all my clothes im fully charged nipples are hard ready to go i say hi you say hi we stay high you look so pretty yeah got good what is it no chemist still want that magic yeah i say hi you say hi we stay high you look so pretty yeah got good what is it no chemist still want that magic yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tove lo that is how you do it. [ cheers ] blue lips lady wood phase ii is available friday. My thanks to Michael Strahan, Jenna Bush Hager, barbara bush, jon stewart, tove lo, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, eveverybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight whoopie goldberg, from stranger things, actor joe keery, Fashion Designer and author christian siriano, featuring the 8g band with michelle baptiste. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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