the two people who are the most important to me in my life, you and my wife, have the same name. hey, look up there. watch out, cnn. it s me, regis, hosting piers morgan tonight. hi, everybody. it s me, regis. remember me. i m a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started america s got talent. i was the host and piers was a very, very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. anyway, i m very flattered to be here tonight and i m very happy to have as my very special guest someone you don t see guesting anywhere. i mean, he just doesn t do it. people have tried for years. i mean, he just he s not a guest. he s a host. and a great host, too. speaking about david letterman. now, you know, you re not going to see david letterman walking in the streets of new york. you can look for him. you re never going to see him. you re not going to see him ever dancing at the waldorf. and you re not going to see him getting all dressed up to go to the metropolitan costume
you and my wife, have the same name. hey, look up there. watch out, cnn. it s me, regis, hosting piers morgan tonight. hi, everybody. it s me, regis. remember me. i m a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started america s got talent. i was the host and piers was a very, very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. anyway, i m very flattered to be here tonight and i m very happy to have as my very special guest someone you don t see guesting anywhere. i mean, he just doesn t do it. people have tried for years. i mean, he just he s not a guest. he s a host. and a great host, too. speaking about david letterman. now, you know, you re not going to see david letterman walking in the streets of new york. you can look for him. you re never going to see him. you re not going to see him ever dancing at the waldorf. and you re not going to see him getting all dressed up to go to the metropolitan costume ball here in new york city. he just doesn t do things like th