Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight d. J. T. Day plus, stephen welcomes mindy kaling. And seth green. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen oh hey good to see ya whats going on . cheers and applause happy thursday, everybody audience stephen, Stephen Stephen whoo got to get these people on the straight and narrow here, back on the path. cheers and applause thanks, everybody please cheers and applause nice. Thats nice. Hello, all. Hello, all. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is the cheers and applause piano riff today is a solemn day. Its the anniversary of dday, when we beat the nazis, once and for until very recently. laughter pretty good run, youve got to President Trump was in normandy to commemorate the occasion, and he gave a spe
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what in the world is going on let s ask longtime pentagon official michael maloof michael in your days at defense you worked closely with secretary donald rumsfeld so take us inside the pentagon with the new boss lolita austin how much and and the secretary of defense really changed a great big military machine. well i think. the idea of austin versus rumsfeld is like comparing apples to oranges you have rumsfeld who was a very dynamic policy driven individual he was a former congressman then and so he had a far greater. appeal and and perspective on on policy direction especially toward national security austin is a good soldier he takes orders and everything that he has done to date suggests that he salutes and the the commander in chief and does whatever by and once clearly the power base for national security and foreign policy resides at the state department s not at the defense department and. austin will carry out whatever biden wants and and the emphasis will be more
listen, listen! elevated his personal political interests and subordinated the national security interests of the united states of america. (explosion) i d ask for a 30 minute recess, for dinner. announcer: it s the late show with stephen colbert! tonight, same shift, different day. plus stephen welcomes chris cuomo and david alan grier, with a special appearance by jon stewart, featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) stephen: hey! nice to see you! welcome! perfect! ( cheers and applause ) welcome one and all to the late show. i m your shows stephen colbert. today ( cheers and applause ) today was the third day of testimony in the senate impeachment trial of donald trump. now we ve heard ( cheers and applause ) back it down. we ve heard a detailed description of perhaps the greatest abuse of power ever by a u.s. president,
80s. Apparently, you will now be able to pay to book your sunbed when you book your hotel said he will not miss out. We were not quite sure how you would meet the germans who also have the ability to book online. And have had so sometime. But that didnt stop an offensive headline. You can see all of the papers online on our website. And dont forget, if you miss the programme any evening, you miss the programme any evening, you can watch it later on bbc iplayer. Always a treat, thank you to come in and thank you for going. Coming up next, the film review. Hello and a very warm welcome to the film review on bbc news. To take us through this weeks cinema releases is mark kermode as ever. 50 mark, what do we have this week . Interesting week. Weve got downsizing. The new movie from alexander payne. Earlyman, the latest offering from aardman animations, always a treat. And last flag flying, the not quite sequel to the last detail. It looks intriguing, your first choice, thats what i would s