Wednesday on the draw draw, right after draw draw draw love island. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, condemnocrats plus, stephen welcomes sofia vergara. David cross. And musical guest tove lo. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo applause lovely. Please, have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The big story cheers and applause the big story, as we all know, is that people are still talking about was trumps tweet about four freshman congresswomen racist . Well, i say if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably just told the geese to go back to canada. laughter piano riff so, last night, the house of representatives passed a resolution condemning trump for his racist comments. Thats right, mr. President. A formal condemnation laught
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Jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Please [ cheers and applause i feel the love i feel the love [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Please, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. Please give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like theres so much going on right now. Everyones talking about the barr testimony, and the royal baby could be here any second. Also the Kentucky Derby is this weekend. So is Cinco De Mayo. [ cheers ] its a lot to go over. So lets just jump in and cover it all at once first up, the barr testimony attorney general william barr admitted yesterday that he didnt review all the evidence before summarizing the Mueller Report some people are even saying his summary was a coverup in fact, democrats are betting on it. You know what else people are betting on the Kentucky Derby [ laughter ] the two most exciting minutes of sports. And while some people like placing bets on which horse will win, others
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