Thats it . Hey j whats up . I love it. It is 4 20. No. Whats happened in the world, april 20th is now synonymous with all of these horrible things that happened in life. It is hitlers birthday, right . So people kind of choose to do bat things on this day. Columbine was 18 years ago. Some other stuff happened. Used to be reference, 20 minute after 4 00. Still is a reference for a lot of people. Like in the state of washington, colorado, maybe vents. And i think there are some in philadelphia, yes. I know nothing of what you speak. She is having a baby, Serena Williams you know this by now, she 20 weeks into this pregnancy. The amazing feat she accomplished with a child. In her side, body, you know. Speaking of becoming a mom, or dad, are you destined to be a good parent . It turns out some people are just born to be nurturing, and other just out of luck. Well tell you how you can check. It is in your genes . In your genes. Not fair. Malea obama, she has got a job, interning up in new y
And im your host, bill kurtis. Its the titans of late night through the decades. Late Night Television is a place where we go to unwind to find humor in the news of the day or catch up on what is happening with our favorite stars, even see the latest musical acts. Its a place where we feel that we are participating in the its a place where we feel that we are participating in the collective cultural it not only relatable and interesting but funny. Its a place familiar in feel but holds onto unique personalities who have carved out their own place. Today here on through the decades, we are remembering those titans of late Night Television. And we begin with one of the most recognizable faces of late Night Television. He was the king of late night and he hosted the tonight show one and only heres johnny heres johnny though ed mcmahon wasnt the one to introduce johnny on his First Official night as the tonight show host, those two words are inseparable from the king of late night t. V. I
Okay. Ill tell you what. You can come up to my place for coffee, but i have to get up early tomorrow. [ laughter ] you ever try that with a girl . It never works. [ laughter ] i want to thank you for that nice ovation. Im going to do something nice for you. Im going to stick around for the whole hour. [ laughter ] [ applause ] sitting in for standing. Not sitting. Standing in for doc tonight. Mr. Thomas newsom. [ applause ] wonderful guy, but kind of a loser. [ laughter ] you know his twin brother forgot his birthday . [ laughter ] im glad youre in a good mood tonight because we the mighty carson art players are really stretching themselves tonight. We took on an ambitious cause here, but were going to give it a shot, and last nights audience to tell you the truth was a little tough. How tough . Well, come on. [ laughter ] a little old lady is trying to tune in over easy on her hearing aid. [ laughter ] now, i know a lot of you are from out of town, and california is different. Especia
[ music ] the reason doc is not here tonight he came by a little earlier. He had to go to the dentist the other day. I donow going to the dentist is no fun, and he had a root canal for it, and he came back. He looked like a squirrel storing up nuts for the summer. [ laughter ] he tried to come in last night, so tom is filling in. If you just joined us we have betty white, jeff sideman. The mighty carson art players, and this man who is very funny. Comedian and actor. Just finished a movie called the best little whore house in texas. You see. Now, years ago you couldnt have said that. No. Youd have to say the best little house of fun. Couldnt have said that at all. No. Hell be performing at the westbury music fair on long island for one week starting november the 17th, and then hell be at valley forge, pennsylvania for a week starting december the 1st. Thats a cold time to be there as George Washington will tell you. [ laughter ] washington was also at valley forge, but not in a round.
U stopped cooking, too . What do you mean, too . Well, you dont do nothing else. Oh, phht. I do everything here. I load the truck. I make the pickups. I do the inventory. What do you do . Coordinate. You coordinate. You sleep on the couch all day. Thats right. Im an interior coordinator. Well, why dont you forget about business for a little while and get you a girl to take out and have some fun. I dont think i have the strength, pop. You got a girl . Yeah. Well, i got the strength. Whats her number . [knocking on door] you know, i dont understand it, man. Because ive been working hard all day, and i come and i dont understand this. Hey, ju. Hey, lamont, man. Hows it goin . All right. Mr. Sanford, beunas noches. Buenas noches. Hey, that means good night, dont it . Right. Well, good night, so long, and ill see you at the next revolution. Hey, pop, would you leave julio alone . No, thats all right, man. Whenever he says things like that, i just turn the other cheek. Hey, lamont, i just ca