Generation offooters, the biden team has decided to try the same thing. Are you ready, congress . Oh, who lives in the white house thing. Are you ready, congress . Oh, who lives in the white house the late show plus, stephen welcomes John Dickerson and musical guest de la soul. Featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen its electric. Thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you one, thank you all down here, up there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. As you can see, we couldnt put that up with wasnt true, we are live tonight and so is joe biden more importantly, we are awake. Thanks to our sponsor too much caffeine. Too much caffeine we have the shakes. Coming into tonights speech, critics said bidens state of the union challenge was to d
Falling by quote as much as half. Every election cycle, millions of americans count on analysis from steve and his big board. Put on this super tuesday since no one is watching because we all know whats going to happen, msnbc is introducing a less predictable segment its steve korangutanki and the banana board. Sure, we know who the nominees will be. But what will steve korangutanki do next . Will he roll on the floor this way . Will he shuffle on the floor that way . Did he murder Steve Kornacki . All we know is its more fun to talk about a killer primate then when nikki haley should dropout of the race. So to tune into our super tuesday Election Special with steve korangutanki. Msnbc. We could really use a Mitch Mcconnell sex scandal right about now. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Super snoozeday plus, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders and musical guest bleachers. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan
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Staff members brought in six gigantic bags of mcdonalds to the courthouse. Colonel jessep did you order the big mac . You dont have to answer that question. Ill answer the question. [farting] sustained. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Speaker of the oust first, stephen welcomes john oliver and musical guest boy genius. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen come on, baby. Come on. Come on. Oh [cheering] good to see you. My friends. [audience chanting] Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thanks, everybody thank you very much please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] tonight you join our broadcast with history already in progress, because mere minutes before i walked out here on this stage, republican Kevin Mccarthy was ousted as speaker of the house. And im sure thi