laughter donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter seriously. You have all that already . What do you need me for . I want to come in there with you. laughter stephen thank you very much. Thank you hey, everybody please, youre very kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. Very nice, very nice group of people. Happy friday, everybody. Doesnt it feel great . cheers and applause getting so close. Getting close to the end of the year. And everybodys working on their resolutions. Mine is for america to knuckle down and make pick our own president next time. cheers and applause donald trump donald trump donald trump continues to deny any russian interference in the 2016 election. Now, the Washington Post published a
Youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . I do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpf. Doctor, what can you tell me about the president . You already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. No, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday, donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter thank you, clarice. Now its your turn, doctor, quid pro quo. What evidence do you have on donald
Youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . I do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpf. Doctor, what can you tell me about the president . You already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. No, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday, donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter thank you, clarice. Now its your turn, doctor, quid pro quo. What evidence do you have on donald
Stephen youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter stephen ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . Stephen i do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpfpf. laughter doctor, what can you tell me about the president . Stephen you already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. Stephen no, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. Stephen what did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. Stephen thank you, clarice. Now its your turn,
Stephen youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter stephen ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . Stephen i do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpfpf. laughter doctor, what can you tell me about the president . Stephen you already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. Stephen no, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday, donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. Stephen what did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. Stephen thank you, clarice. Now its your turn,