Lipsyncing a certain stable genius. Because he hasnt taken any cognitive test because he couldnt take one. I took one very recently when i was, the radical left was saying, is he all there, is he all there . And i proved i was all there because i aced it. I aced the test. And they said a female president would be too emotional. Once a month shell go crazy, they said. Could you imagine . A president who only goes crazy once a month . But without a crazy president i wouldnt be here so thanks trump tower moscow. This year has been insane. Im sorry thats offensive. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp.
This year has been insane. Im sorry thats offensive. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp. Number three, the look im explaining something. Whos ready for a deep dive on Voter Suppression . Im also excited because for the first time ever, i have my very own sidekick. Guillermo, how are you . Guillermo im doing good, sarah. So tell me. How does jimmy usually relax before the show . Guillermo i think he cry for a minute. Oh great i do that every day ive come a long way to be here tonight. Emotionally and geographically. I was born in jamaica. My whole family is jamaican and they always give me a hard
Lavongo on their merger and the first companys earnings report. David has news on microsoft and tiktok. Want to continue to update a story were following closely given we have not seen anything like it. Tiktok the incredibly popular social media app in the u. S. And around the world, bytedance its owner, the u. S. Government saying we will shut tiktok down in the u. S. Unless you find a way to transfer all of it to u. S. Ownership and microsoft playing the role as potentially the only suitor for the business i wanted to bring everybody up to date on new reporting that ive got because it is interesting. Both sides right now, bytedance and microsoft and of course the u. S. Government is still very much involved in this as well are negotiating to try to reach some sort of an agreement under which microsoft would buy the u. S. Business of texas toks u. S. Bit from bytedance within the next two to three weeks. That seems to be what theyre hoping for in terms of a timeline obviously in these
As much as 10 some optimism that lawmakers are making progress on the next virus relief package we got news republican senators are pushing for 25 billion in additional aid for the airlines. Nasdaq record high, gold record high, oil at a fivemonth high, 59 minutes left to trade, wilfred. Were up 0. 6 on s p 500. Ahead on todays show cbs giving up despite strong earnings and guidance, well speak with Ceo Larry Merlo about the results. Plus shares of twillio up 50 but taking a dip on earnings today. Well take a look at work from home winner. Roku, etsy and zynga analysis as soon as they cross first big stories were watching today, mike santoli tracking action, david faber new reporting on microsoft tiktok and berty on a multibillion dollar tech tale mike, first with you. Objects in motion tend to stay in motion to this rally grinding higher as a lot of the macro forces are pretty familiar right now. Another leg lower in the u. S. Dollar, real Interest Rates are further into negative terr
Rose still who tragically died on Ethiopian Airlines flight 302 and thank them for participating. March 10th marked the 1year anniversary of the crash of Ethiopian Airlines flight 302 which was preceded by the loss of land near flight 602. The aircraft involved in both accidents was the boeing 737 max. Our deepest sympathies go to the families of those loved ones who are among the 346 lost in these crashes. Since the Ethiopian Airlines crash the committee has heard from many whistleblowers at boeing and in the Aviation Industry. It is increasingly clear from the investigation that the faa has the number of serious problems, the investigation staff of dozens of witnesses, thousands of documents and emails who have been diligent in pursuit of these facts no matter where they lead. However, i must express my profound frustration with the agencys lack of response to most of my requests dating back to last april, documents that stem from whistleblower disclosures. On april 2nd, 2019, i sent