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This year has been insane. Im sorry thats offensive. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp. Number three, the look im explaining something. Whos ready for a deep dive on Voter Suppression . Im also excited because for the first time ever, i have my very own sidekick. Guillermo, how are you . Guillermo im doing good, sarah. So tell me. How does jimmy usually relax before the show . Guillermo i think he cry for a minute. Oh great i do that every day ive come a long way to be here tonight. Emotionally and geographically. I was born in jamaica. My whole family is jamaican and they always give me a hard time for being the least jamaican member of the family, but i think its their fault for naming me sarah. Sarah cooper sounds like a character on the oc who was written out in season two and its like she moved into my body and gentrified my whole personality. When i was little my mom would cook this amazing Jamaican Food and id be like, mom this jerk chicken is like really spicy. And shed say sarah you know there are children around the world, all they get for dinner is bread and water. And id be like, that actually sounds really good. If i could get a scone and a chai tea latte that would be amazing. When i ran that joke by my mom she said, sarah why you make me sound like im from barbados . Still working on that accent. One stereotype about jamaicans is that we all smoke weed and i do sometimes smoke weed, but only because it was recommended to me as a stress reliever by gwyneth paltrow. Before doing comedy, i used to work at google. Thats where my ted talk vibe comes from. People always ask me if it was fun to work at google and it was fun. I knew it was fun because they kept telling me how much fun i should have each quarter or else i would be fired. They had fun names for everybody. Like the older googlers are called greyglers, and the new googlers are called nooglers. They had some trouble coming up with a name for the black googlers, though, so finally they decided to just call them david and shawn. They didnt realize i was black. I think they thought i was indian because they kept promoting me. I ran that joke by my dad and he said sarah you are indian, youre from the west indies i sounded german that time didnt i . Okay ill stop. I heard this rumor that the Software Engineers at google are so proud of working there that they have sex with their badges on. Thats a joke. They dont have sex. My husband hates that joke. Because hes a Software Engineer at google. And now hes married so hes really not having any sex. I met my husband at work. He kept asking me out and i kept saying no, but then he said he had tickets to see louis ck who was my favorite comedian at the time. And i couldnt say no to that. No one can say no to louis ck, thats kind of his brand. Like many of you my husband and i have been working from home over the past few months. Hes on Video Conference calls all day and were all in a lot of meetings so i thought id give you all some of my favorite tricks to look smart in meetings. Like one of the tricks is to translate percentages into fractions. If someone says 25 of our customers bought this shirt. You can say, oh about one in four. And make a little note of it. And people will be super impressed with your quick math skills. Another one is just to ask, will this scale . No matter what it is just ask if its going to scale. No one even knows what that means. But its a great catch all question and it definitely makes you look smart. But my favorite trick is just to ask the presenter to go back one slide. So if someones giving a presentation, just stop them and go, im sorry can you go back a slide. At that moment all your coworkers will think youre going to brilliantly point out something on that slide that they all missed, but you can kinda just look at the slide for a few moments then, go, okay we can move on. Total power move. You know donald trump uses that trick all the time. He does. Ive gotten deep inside Donald Trumps head. And let me tell you, its lonely in there. Its just me and a person, woman, man, camera, tv. And a bucket of chicken. But you know what im sick of talking about trump, part of the reason i was so excited to guest host tonight is because i wanted to show everyone that im more than my trump impressions. So, i asked my followers to send in some questions about the real me. Lets take a look. Hey, sarah, i love your trump impressions, but do you ever feel like youre starting to become more like him . What a stupid question that is. What a stupid question. You ask a lot of stupid questions. Go ahead, next question. Hey, sarah, how many new followers have you gotten sense your trump impressions went viral . I have so many followers. You know, i have five different platforms. You add it all up and its like over a hundred and fifty million people, thats a tremendous amount of people. Thank you. So, if trump loses in november, are you still going to be doing impressions of him . Maybe thats a question you should ask china. Dont ask me, ask china that question, okay . When you ask them that question you may get an unusual answer. Yes behind you please. Hey, sarah, it was my birthday on sunday, i was wondering if you could wish me happy birthday. You can do it as yourself. You dont have to do it as trump. Earlier this week i understand you marked another important milestone, i know everyone here joins me in wishing you a very happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey, sarah, congratulations on hosting jimmy kimmel live. I was wondering, have you ever met jimmy . And if so, whats he like . Jimmy kimmel. No talent. Two or three times i did his show before this all, now i wouldnt do his show that guys terrible. Oh, but arent you doing his show right now . Everybody knew i was being sarcastic and joking. When i first got to know jim, i said uh, he never wears a jacket. Hes obviously very proud of his body. There he is. Look at that guy. Youre the champ, youre the best. So there you have it, now you know the real me. We have a great show for you tonight. Weve got music from Holly Humberstone. And well be right back with ben stiller. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Another bundle in the books. Got to hand it to you, jamie. Your knowledge of victorian architecture really paid off this time. Nah, just got lucky. So did the thompsons. That faulty wiring couldve cost them a lot more than the mudroom. Thankfully they bundled their motorcycle with their home and auto. Theyre protected 24 7. Mm. What do you say . One more game of backgammon . [ chuckles ] not on your life. [ laughs ] when the lights go down of ten dollars or more by using promo code save20. Thats 20 off any combination of sandwiches, drinks and sides you can imagine. Combos. For days. Just use save20 online or on our app. Be back before. Before dark i know. Experience, amazing. Welcome back to jimmy kimmel live. Im sarah cooper. Tonight on the show, shes apple musics up next artist and her ep, falling asleep at the wheel, comes out this friday, Holly Humberstone is here. Tomorrow ill be back to making internet videos in my basement, just kidding i dont have a basement. But rob lowe and his very high cheekbones will be hosting the rest of the week. So come back for him. The Research Team here tells me that long before tiktok became the primary narrative form on the planet, there was apparently something called movies, and my first guest is very, very good at them. And he still has lots of followers. Im delighted to have him here tonight. Please welcome the great ben stiller. Hi there. Hi. How are you . Hows it going . Im good. Im impressed. Youre behind a desk. Everybodys at home. I feel like these shows havent been real. I have nothing to promote. I havent been doing anything for months, but youre behind a desk in a real studio in l. A. , which is really impressive. Im actually in l. A. They took me out of new york where things are pretty good into a hot spot. Thats great. There are no desks in new york. Theres a huge desk shortage right now. How exciting is it, its exciting for me to see you hosting the show. Its really exciting. I mean, you are my first guest ever, and its just amazing to have you. Im honored, and i think for a lot of people watching, its the first time theyre hearing your voice. Yeah, they expect to hear a brash, very masculine voice coming out of this face. Your voice is much more mel odious and soothing and not divisive. Thank you very much. I hear you are a fan of my tik toks . I am. Before the tik toks, i did do movies. But i dont even understand what tik tok is, other than its a medium in which images are put out into the world. Have you thought been giving it a try . I think i could, you know, i would give it a shot sometime just to, you know. Why dont you give it a shot . All right, ill give it a shot. Have you got some trump audio . Yeah, we found something you could try maybe for our audience. Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing bing. You know what that is, right . Okay. Yeah. I do know what that is. What is that . What am i thinking there . I think its kind of fun. I think its kind of, youre talking about the economy, and then like a social justice, really . Thats kind of whats going on in that clip. So through those bings and those bongs, thats what youre trying to emote. Its like a silent film. Youre charlie chaplin. Okay. Whos that . This guy. Go for it. Bing, bing, bong, bong, you know what that is, right . I dont know if im nailing it. I feel like you have a special talent. You give him so much more actual weight to what youre saying, youre actually thinking, because you do have a sub text, and i feel like he doesnt have a sub text. Right, he doesnt have a sub text, but its kind of fun like when he sounds angry, sometimes its out of fear, because he doesnt actually know what hes talking about. Or maybes confused, so i like to bring that to the surface sometimes. I think its also interesting to see his words coming out of someone elses face. It is, and your face has been very therapeutic for the nation. Thank you so much. I hear youve been quarantining with two teenaged kids. Yes, its been, when it started, i had no gray hair. Thats how long its been going on. And its been a very, its been a great experience. For a lot of people, for families, its been a great experience, where youre spending so much more time together, and the flip side is youre spending so much time together and it gets a little insane sometimes. Weve been doing well as a family. Weve been watching a lot of movies, which i think people have been doing, if youre into movies. Its been fun for me to have a chance to show them movies that they havent seen that ive been wanting to show them. And for me, also seeing movies id never saw, because id missed some big ones along the way. Nice. Like sound of music. West side story. Youd never seen sound of music . Sound of music id never seen. I knew it was Julie Andrews on top of a mountain, singing, and there were so many nazis. There were so many nazis. And they got away from them. Have you had a chance to show your kids some of your movies . Its gotten down to that. Ive never been the one to like, hey, look at this. Ive been wanting them to want to see them. And i think the quarantine is, theres basically no other options. So we all watched, my son finally saw tropic thunder, and hes 15. So that was, that was a little bit, i was a little nervous, but he seemed to really like it, which i was happy about. Thats one of my favorite films ever. So i wanted to ask you about your work with the u. N. And refugees. I know thats something thats really important to you, and, you know, a lot of times people feel helpless with so much going on in the world and, like, what can i do . How can i help . So i would love to hear more about your work with them and what your priorities are there. Yeah, ive been a goodwill ambassador with the u. N. Refugee agency which is helping displaced people all over the world, and there are probably almost 80 million all over the world, people who have been driven from their homes due to war or circumstances beyond their control. So right now, with whats going on with everybody at home, its so tough. But for these refugees and people who arent able to sometimes social distance or have access to clean water and soap, its a particularly vulnerable time. So the u. N. Agency is working to get help to those people. Its always challenging. Right now theres that explosion in beirut and a lot of need there right now. And i visited places like that where you just meet people who really, besides being from a different culture, theyre similar to you and i in that they have families, they want to work, they want to be with their kids and have a good life. In that way, they also ultimately want to go home. And they cant. So i think its more about awareness and people just sort of opening up their mind to the idea, you know, refugees are human beings and they also are so additive to communities, and i think you guys have a link for, if people want to get in touch and donate to it. Just in your attitude towards people, thats the biggest thing, just being open to it. Right now when theres a time with a lot of divisive rhetoric, i think its important to hear that message. Yeah, i agree. And your work highlights that were all connected. If we can help them, that helps us, too. So i appreciate you and i appreciate your time and everything that youre doing, and i wish i could talk to you for another hour, but maybe some other time. When we come back, music from Holly Humberstone welcome back to jimmy kimmel live. Im sarah cooper. Her ep is called falling asleep at the wheel. Here with the song overkill from the hood of her dads car, Holly Humberstone. A couple more tequilas and ill tell you how im feeling dont wanna kill your evening dont wanna be a buzz kill if im coming on strong im spending all my money yeah yeah going up and down the country just to leave you on a monday . 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All in this together family were taking a chance family like birds of a feather family take off your shoes and dance thats all the time we have. Id like to thank ben stiller, Holly Humberstone and my commander in chief, jimmy kimmel. Rob lowe will be here tomorrow night with his guest danny devito. Nightline is next. Goodnight. A mix of excitement and reluctance of support in the bay area for oakland native Kamala Harris, joe bidens pick for Vice President. The game plan just changed in san jose for teachers at the last minute. And a homicide here. Ill tell you what we know. A stretch of toasty triple digit days ahead. Ill have more on the heat coming up. Abc7 news at 11 00 starts right now. Building a better bay area for a safe and secure future. This is abc7 news. Tonight, a historic decision. Joe biden choosing bay area native and california senator Kamala Harris as his running mate. If elected, harris would be the first woman Vice President and the first black or Indian American candidate. Biden tweeted the news saying, i have the great honor to announce that ive picked Kamala Harris, a fearless fighter for the little guy and one of the countrys finest public servants. And harris tweeting in response, im honored to join him as our partys nominee for Vice President and do what it takes to make him our commander in chief. But selecting senator harris is not without controversy. Reporter kate larson is live with the mixed reaction from the bay area. Kate . Reporter remember

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