I go to her, hey, do you want a doughnut . She goes, oh, im not really hungry right now. I was like, thats not how doughnuts work. [ laughter ] what, are you going to wait until your stomach growls . Nobody does that. This is america. You eat until your heart gives out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i punished my daughter a few weeks ago. I took her phone away for three days because she was being mean to siri. [ laughter ] and the transformation in her was unbelievable. Like, yes, the first day she just laid on the floor crying, but once she got over the shakes, she [ laughter ] she got up, she looked around, she started liking things in real life. She doubletapped the dog. [ laughter ] she was like, mom, lets go to the park. Mom, lets go to the library. Mom, lets play in the creek, but i just gave her her phone back. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so, im married, and this is the sadder part of the show. [ laughter ] i wish somebody had told me before i got married how much yelling i
He rented a boat and he ran into another boat without telling anybody. We have a warrant for a hit and run. What . Definitely not my son. Did somebody get hurt . Whats the big deal . Mr. Mandel, there is 20,000 worth of damage. What . Now, alex is getting grilled by the cop and dad. Did you rent the boat . I did. But there was no damage when i looked. Howie starts clutching at straws. I have a warrant for your arrest, we have security cameras. I can call can i talk to a lawyer . No, im going to give you the warrant. No deal, im calling no deal. Its called a hit and run, its a felony in this country. Welcome to america. Oh, my god. Dont be worried. I dont think he is your son. Is he your son . This is my son, yeah. Im not a police officer. No Golden Buzzer for this act. Alex and magic decided they would prank alexs dad howie. Howie isnt getting the joke. A cop comes in and asks for your son. Not fun. It turns out he likes to judge things, he doesnt like to be pranked so much. If you rea
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