I am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. In. ♪ we are living in new york city, a lot of celebrity settings these days. Nothing to do with the weather that didn't hide until he did a list and come out. Welcome to fox news saturday night. [laughter] a full wrap up as well as magic johnson's endorsement of kamala harris it wouldn't surprise me, kamala is not known as a sports person although she did chase loose balls in the 90s. Tonight's panel features canadian and a drunk. [laughter] let's meet the drunk. Stop it right now. [laughter] congresswoman from florida. [laughter] philadelphia radio got on the legendary phd, a station, my show joining us monday. [laughter] your normally great for ratings but most fans other tvs. [laughter] good seeing you. Superstar comedian who proves it's possible for a guy to look handsome and homeless. [laughter] this is a real thing. Welcome to the show. We were having this discussion earlier, you have amazing energy where your smile reminds me of a teen. I set a liquor store trying to get an adult to buy you blues but the other half of you looks like the adult. [laughter] is for you the american people, literature the time for comedy. An assassination attempt in the national disaster of decline and begin with a national disaster so here you go. [laughter] got in the ring to the night and i often vance looks like he's playing donald trump junior in a lifetime movie but after the debate he looks like a president of the benefits, walz look like the president of fantasy football league lay with every email. [laughter] to follow up, the question was, can you explain the discrepancy? mimic other that summer and misspoke so that's what i said. I was in hong kong china during the protest and from that, i learned a lot what needed. Tim was that better job of answering questions from the highway patrol. [laughter] he had the hiccups for those questions. [laughter] can i do is say, to look sober, was he successful by that metric? it reminded me of the 40yearold virgin. I was expecting kelly clarkson at any moment. [laughter] you say he was wax before the debate. Maybe. [laughter] turns out it was his coke in the white house. [laughter] explained way to lie about the accident, the dates wrong as it was the taliban. I saw jfk get shot in 20 years later he met the oliver stone will be. [laughter] , knucklehead sometimes. [laughter] don't you want a knucklehead? but knucklehead 2024 but that was the amazing part, because they will have followed question, he thought was clear like you thought it was an acceptable answer and midwest are goofy dad, i'm a knuck knucklehead. It is not a sitcom, nobody wants a knucklehead. Anyone can make that mistake. [laughter] i was in new york for 9/11 1994 black you are used to world leaders embarrassing themselves. [laughter] because this is justin trudeau puts on blackface for following. [laughter] my workday month and halloween. [laughter] it matters now advanced wound up on the right side this week you got walz of the deer in headlights think. Look quickly ring your doorbell tell you he ran over your dog. [laughter] 's really bad, and. Looks like he feels bad the. Better than what is the known did your dog. [laughter] the news wasn't all that as she did pick up the magic endorsement and the backing of servers are megan rubino shown. [laughter] we'll get to that later because the man in the league be the boss returned to butler pennsylvania and an electric scene. We love pennsylvania and as i was saying [cheering] migrate doctors that you're the luckiest man alive. This would be a good time to buy a lottery ticket. I've never seen that. I almost went out and bought a lot of it. [laughter] she wants to open borders, she took the most secure border in u. S. History and turned it into the worst border in the history of the world. She was appointed workers are. She says she wasn't after three years. [laughter] such a time to be alive. Often. Campaigning with elon musk and escrow logic profits is based. Secret service wasn't taking any chances with the return visit in his security detail. [laughter] all jokes aside, they have stricter protocols including a new rule no one with an assault rifle was allowed on the roof. Everyone knows the selection is about trump trying to dodge ciphers and kamala dodging reporters but you think this type of leadership shines a light on what she's been trying to do? was a brilliant to go back to butler or not? he's absolutely brilliant to go back. That moment of him or his fist in the air and its fight fight fight, because. Is very. Kamala harris can't figure out what accent she's going to use that they. She had an accent for every country that. [laughter] everyone reading out on elon musk drives a tesla. He made the electric car something everyone have until the allowed free speech like that is the worst. It is a way to get out of the car payment. Hurricane helene except that they were going to have darling into the government cancel the contract spent billions on broadband and delivered to no one. Can you bring back that starling? after the billions we wasted. The secret service did share a photo of a disturbing person. [laughter] you consented on social me media, the left hates elon more than trump because he's the only thing in the way. They want to make sure certain views can't get out. I'm not serious most of the time and anything they say, they don't see it. Most of his bomb threats were jokes. Trump was in the only president making the rounds this week, joe biden in a surprise appearance in the white house press briefing to make an announcement about his future. He jokes he's back in the race but they left very nervously. [laughter] they don't know he's joking and biden is a law, i will give him credit for one thing, he thinks that carolina hurricanes are an nhl hockey team. [laughter] he said everybody's doing fine, he is talking about the team. The goaltending but they do a poor job responding to the hurricane kamala is changing her name to katrina. [laughter] president trump accuses kamala of taking a photo in which pretending to get briefed on the plane and noted there's an earpiece that didn't appear to be plugged into a bond but it gets worse because another republican me like accused democrats of being behind the storm saying they can control the weather. Another number one rule of politics is shoe inside the tent especially as there's a jewish space laser or dictating is involved but isn't it crazy you would focus on her tweet as opposed to an administration? openly admitting, we don't have enough money because we give it to violence. Should we play off twitter a few hours and maybe anyone at the white house here? they one up themselves, bad enough they gave a billing dollars illegals but they one up himself and she just we did today, tonight a few hours of she stands with 11 people and sending money because they care about the lebanese. But it is disgusting. I think he wants trump to win and 150 billion to the people of gaza and it's like hurricane victims, here is 750. [laughter] $750, get yourself something nice. They identified as ukrainians, they would get a billion dollars each. [laughter] the tenth, probably tenth campaign little cheesesteaks. My question to you, looking b back, is it possible she sent a tweet from biden's account? [laughter] i'm still waiting for her to flipflop on to readers because you said she was nacho cheese oggi and i'm waiting for her to walk back saying and cool ranch, i've always been cool ranch. [laughter] everything she was against, she's for now so nacho cheese, i've never touch that, they make your fingers orange. No. [laughter] discriminative face and say i am orange now. [laughter] everybody on the right is trashing $750 gift card but think of what this administration has done to the country. 750 get you a lot of fentanyl. [laughter] [laughter] evident her office. Philly is so bad, drug dealers. [laughter] i'm not saying new york is better but one hollywood update worth mentioning, live action reboot no white and seven doors changing its origin story disney is full focus it is, disney has 7 inches. Stop it right now. [laughter] in the original 1937, snow white the her name because her skin was white as the driven snow. We can have that so they are going with women's empowerment thing telling the audience snow white got the name because she survived a blizzard is a baby but sadly no one else in the family made it because joe and kamala washed the stone for responses called the snow white and $750 gift card. Tonight's show is harder than a page and live on the left exploding over j. D. Vance. And we will tell you why when we come back. ♪ [narrator] life with ear ringing sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. Then i started taking lipo flavonoid. With 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. And now i'm finally free. Take back control with lipo flavonoid. ♪ political bashing j. D. Vance for having appear which seems odd because people believe timberwolves. [laughter] stick with me because a new analysis of the president's debate says dances facial follicles quote are appearance fundamental to our body language and research indicates voters see beers as more masculine. That can be positive to some leaving strength and confidence but to others especially women, it can be negative conveying progression and opposition to feminist ideals. We are living in a world where feminist will you have a beard and be vice president but they will let you have one if you are a female swimmer. [laughter] thinking out loud, this story caught my attention because it was the moment i knew the media was out of angles to cover this election from we are exhausted here but i start there because this is clearly an attack on y you. That sounded like my horoscope there. [laughter] when you look at the beer game, i consider it an advantage if you look at the mean cap he looked very good on stage, he was lit well and his eyes looked good and instrument age, he'd rather be the hotter candidate so is this not the left going to negate an ascetic advantage the campaign has? absolutely. J. D. Vance was breaking more than the fourth wall there. [laughter] working late tonight. [laughter] is a woman, i don't find j. D. Vance's. Fretting. I do have concerns about hillary clinton's beer, that's been far more. [laughter] shots fired. This surprised me, when you think of modern democrats, some of their favorite politicians have peers. Joseph stalin, democrats love these guys. They have peers. Justin trudeau's dad. [laughter] so funny you brought that up. You know what this is about? crashing at the debate, goofball knucklehead with the goofy deer in the headlight you got to write something negative. He's got a beard and facial h hair. Right back, make that that story. Nobody cares about this. Lincoln is the most famous president ever and the dude had a beard. What's next? is the left going to shave the lincoln monument to get rid of the beer? a lot of people don't know he worked for gillette. [laughter] it's only been 200 years. [laughter] he was the first president to have a beard, ever forget your first message with bill cosby. [laughter] benjamin harrison his last president to have facial hair. The last person of recent vintage, vice president look hoover's vice president, 1933 sally kind of ruined facial hair because nobody wanted to look like the hoover administration. He will not really adopt that but don't you think i'm not saying he's abraham lincoln but abraham lincoln being the first to market generational change so a weird way facial hair is almost a bold step forward for the country. Is this just where we are? guys have peers everywhere, don't they? it's not an outlier in the wo world. I would like to see montross come back. I believe you can be vice president with a beard and we've seen it. Could you went with the mullet this day and age? absolutely. In my district we have a mullet competition. It's one 100% i think. It is incredible. Kids, seniors, everyone in between. Women, it's a think. [laughter] how about a neck tattoo? not yet. If you watch the debate thought vance like you are an idiot, we know that because of the thing. You will not win to get both in columbia. [laughter] [laughter] does anybody care they endorsed the s? i doubt it but we'll find out next. ♪ a. ♪ trump is a radical in his communication style the policies on politicians covered. She is promising to figure extremist or in theory terms of the way she's voted. Doesn't have any labor and serve it over rice. Speaking of night everybody. Perspective. Ahead of her time neck several sets. [laughter] we shouldn't talk all that. Doesn't matter than don't talk about what happened with trump. The most shocking thing someone told you at the time, one of these men will be divorce and job, he wouldn't arrest silly push back is going to the white house. He is the guy with the question. [laughter] kennedy making willie brown jokes that another guy peak in the 90s only the headlines this week. Sporting this most important elections in full knowledge in my opinions no more or less important than any of my fellow citizens, here's my answer. Tim will vice president and opposing donald trump and j. D. Vance. His wife currently are coming up on one of the most on differential elections in our nations history. As politically hearsay and emotionally divided as it does. I think is your worried about wanting to read the words on the teleprompter. [laughter] and reminded he cared about people the nation you might not endorse kamala in the same week leaving them dancing in the dark because postmark born in the u usa. It's worth noting kamala has been endorsed by the most respected names in hollywood as well as mark hamill so does anyone give a flying fudge town about celebrity endorsements? animal that moves the needle. Most consequential? [laughter] i guess there like that's the most consequential. [laughter] you been saying that for the last two. This matter so much to the working people. The problem i have with him is the same with howard your. Now he hates them all because there trump supporters. Springsteen uses thing about working men and women and he's like the people who will raise your taxes because i don't care about you. [laughter] is also a fake farmer. Did you know? in new jersey, they had to change the law because they were giving property tax credit to farmers and here's this gigantic property new jersey, 100 acres or whatever and should have been like 150,000 and 600 a year had like selling like corn on the side of the road. There's some corn and they changed the law because he and bon jovi were taking advantage of his tax credit endorsing press you want to raise taxes. I'm fine with you trying to not pay taxes if you don't endorse people who will raise mine. That makes you a gigantic hypocrite. The ei ei zero band. [laughter] i'll put you down as a maybe. [laughter] when you look at this, i'm not a big springsteen guy but everybody jumped again is a branding exercise not doing it on behalf of truth taylor swift is detecting abortion rights but need the president can do anything because i went back to the states so he can't do anything on abortion rights technically speaking. That's all the celebrities are doing, they don't care about the tax policies because they have an entire army of helping them pay but this is the thing and they have dug in on this, i want to meet more celebrities and i don't feel like i care what they think. When you meet their heroes, they tend to suck so that's why i hang out with you, jimmy. [laughter] when it comes to the celebrity race, we have a better celebrities on our side. Is going to say this, if you break it down by category, you'd rather hang out with trump celebrities even if the kamala ones are bigger. People like oprah, over is a big deal. Oprah has a book club. Elon musk has rockets he has cool stuff. They've done fundraisers, this matters so trump is the billion in advantage. Kamala has george clooney who lived everyone off by doing a biden fundraiser and by the way, he has dementia. [laughter] [laughter] like i'm george clooney. [laughter] is a dirt bag and will do you dirty. I like jennifer lawrence but i don't know much about her personally so i don't. Trump is james woods, james woods has an edge. Randy quaid who has met people from other planets, that is fascinating to me. Seniors, kamala has taylor swift, billie eilish stevie wonder. Trump has kid rock, 50cent. I almost consider it to get the advantage to the kamala side but here's the disadvantage. I am a party guy, i wrote that i would let stevie wonder be my designated driver. [laughter] little but it's a good party. There you go to kid rock and shut bud light? would you rather do? coping with kid rock and don bailey for protest ruffalo? we talk about this on the radio. The fact that these big rallies are taking place on zoom shows you no one cares about her campaignjeans to go to o'reillyy n rack the work smollett from here and down below it's nothing, it means you are not that passionate but not forget will : and he is a fake wrestler but wrestling is more authentic than her entire campaign and personality. I'd rather get hit with a steel chair and a guy take jumping than listening to her fake friends about the economy so we'll american, you back donald trump. Trump has the lead and pull celebrities but they are tied in baby oil. [laughter] they went to costco and loaded up. What he could be president of the united states? ♪ ♪ just when you thought we were done with the debates. I will be facing off against the delightful liberal, pete dominick of the comedy cellar is coming tuesday night, october 8. You want to be the democrat but knows about the donor replace them with the younger candidate. [laughter] that the event is brought for open debate and get tickets for that visiting fox across america. Com so take this, panel. The thought was the presidential election this year it's had three nominees, two assassination attempts and one trump lady who keeps reminding us how many days until election day. [cheering] remember his number is 32. [laughter] [applause] thirty today. We got some business to do. Thirty today. We will do it for those of you who don't speak kamala, code for the teleprompters. That felt like 32 years for everybody. [laughter] is going to be movies made about this so i wanted to see if we could create our own and take existing living titles so they have to exist, you can change one word and make me a movie about this year's election for the political life we are living right now is the promised so you can take the devil wears prada and make it about joe biden and call it the devil wears depends so let's see how you do as movie executives. Would you like to go first? okay saving private ryan. Instead it's saving ryan's privates. Who is ryan? lucky fella. Every 11yearold boy whose told he is actually a girl. You get it. It makes sense. [laughter] i was a blue state joke. [laughter] all right, take it away. The greatest movie of all time noncitizen caddy and i think it's going to be huge. You change more than one word remark i asked. [laughter] to as many as you would like. I have one, i didn't change any words but it's a movie about the trump deportation plant. Ice age two, the meltdown. [laughter] you know how many he would have to report to obama? the alltime record breaker called the border in chief like the pete rose of deportation. I don't even know where to st start. I have a richard movie about the get out the vote operation called dead voter society. How about silver linings able silver alert. Order movie we are all living now except it is a p diddy party and said he is. You could be a headline writer for the new york post. [laughter] they always think them in the. What other data? one of my favorites from my childhood police academy, defined police academy. [laughter] they actually teach you how to defund the police, wacky members getting together. It's me. That if you call the basketball movie in the 2000's like big mike. [laughter] famously joked, you know the story? joan rivers joked michelle obama was transgender so she had reporters on her soup and she wants to be done with themselves she started telling them offensive jokes. [laughter] when you think will have a gay president? she said we had one with obama. [laughter] that's how the rumor goes. Everyone knows his wife is a transgender in the speaker, if there is comedy mount rushmore, they would be on it. Who has another title for me? let's keep it wholesome, a group of friends : western adventure but you can't call it urban cowboy, it's urban cow them [laughter] speaking with the p diddy team, one of the famous movies of all time. P diddy and the sundance kid it's not appropriate. [laughter] we do have to get to a break at some time. Josh shapiro her running mate called jew no. [laughter] blessing out our crystal ball to predict the future next. ♪ that's hundred leica spinal caps on. [laughter] is a time when presidential elections with brace for a bombshell and october, his age were stories like hunter biden laptop treated as fate, many believe this year's october surprise would be the media actually covering october surprise if it affected the democrats. We will protect you things that might change the course of history this month. My prediction is danny has a few standard states. [laughter] tampa october 20 in hartford, december 5. The deal. [laughter] the first, we don't treat him that way. [laughter] we all know how kamala loves you about the school buses and then digressed but she also loves greens even more so surprised prediction her super secret recipe for power ranges actually a paula deen recipe. She still it. Later is. She still it. Controversy. The movie should instead of diehard it was de i heard. [laughter] is my prediction. Being in combat and lied about square. It turns out this entire time he's been lying about being governor of minnesota. [laughter] he has to drop out of the ticket and hillary clinton transitions for light duty named hank and joins the ticket. [laughter] is the october surprise. We were looking for something comedic and not serious. [laughter] seventy 30. [laughter] i think tim walz might have been hunting in ontario, wound up in minnesota. [laughter] it's so painless. We will find out in like two weeks, he said he was at pearl harbor and find out it was a drag queen named pearl harbor and i was her name. [laughter] a few things hanging in the balance with significance. The deal is good, but i know there's a lot of uneasy ones out there. You have another prediction? kamala harris is an unscripted sitdown solo interview. No way, stop it. We know less gold. It's with a drivethrough operator and rv. She takes on tough questions like, can i help you? the prompter goes down. Travis kelsey endorses trump along with his brother jason kelsey, the greater kelsey that pennsylvania trump is the next president because the kelsey brothers unite behind trump. You have a prediction that doesn't involve too long has? [laughter] rfk have the brain worms of the it is contagious in both kamala harris and fellow trump will have a brain worms. We did all have it. Yeah, we do still have it. [laughter] harry leaving megan for easier challenge like peace in the middle east? [laughter] set your dvr 10:00 p. M. Eastern every saturday on fox news don't forget, we will see you back here next sunday and saturday. Be a republican, democrat, we ran out of time. Don't be when my doctor gave me breztri for my copd, things changed for me. Breztri gave me better breathing, symptom improvement, and reduced flareups. Breztri won't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden breathing problems. It is not for asthma. 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