According to a reports, President Trump will release his 1. 5 trillion infrastructure plan on monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying infrastructure. [ light laughter ] infinpuncture [ light laughter ] instadenture ill get it, ill have it. Ill have it by monday. President trump said yesterday it was treasonous that democrats didnt clap during his recent state of the union address. I dont think it was that bad, said melania. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth white house chief of staff john kelley said today that some undocumented immigrants who are eligible for the Daca Immigration Program were quote too lazy to get off their asses and sign up. You tell them john, said his boss between cheeseburger naps. [ light laughter ] the Dow Jones Industrial average dropped over 1100 points yesterday. Sell, sell, sell said trump, when asked where hed be in a year. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after the Dow Jones Industrial average suffered its biggest singleday point drop in history yesterday, White House Deputy press secretary hogan gidely said that the economy is still overall in a very strong place. Okay. But do i have to know who hogan gidely is now . [ light laughter ] i already know too many characters in this stupid play. [ light laughter ] i just want to go back to a time when you knew the president and maybe speaker of the house and you can watch a whole baseball game without checking twitter to see if the president punched a nun. [ light laughter ] i dont want to live in a world where i know Rachel Maddows entire blazer rotation. [ light laughter ] i guess what im saying is, get lost, hogan gidely [ light laughter ] an Illinois High School teacher has come under fire after he included equations about cocaine and getting high on a homework assignment. Even scarier for the parents, all their kids got as. [ light laughter ] over 3 Million People watched animal planets puppy bowl this sunday, followed by the tragic Season Finale of this is pups. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] a student in texas is facing disciplinary actions after he called for a stripper to perform at his middle school and used his parents credit card to pay for it. [ cheers and applause ] even worse, the kid who had to follow that with a geode boo [ light laughter ] and finally, a new bar is open in brooklyn that features a target range for axe throwing. [ cheers ] said one customer, and draft beers are only 5. Weve got a great show for you guys tonight from nbcs the blacklist, hes one of our alltime favorites, james spader is on the show, everyone [ cheers and applause ] she is a fantastic comedian and she cowrites, directs and stars in the new comedy the female brain, Whitney Cummings is back on the show. And very excited about this. From the super bowl champion philadelphia eagles, safety Malcolm Jenkins is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] before we get to all of our fantastic guests, White House Press secretary Sarah Huckabee sanders holds a lot of press briefings. But i dont think theyve asked all of the questions we need answers to and we decided to hold another one right here, right now. Thats right, Sarah Huckabee sanders and the late night press corps are here in our studio and ready to go. So without further ado, it is time for the late night White House Press briefing. [ cheers and applause ] seth secretary sanders secretary sanders secretary sanders yes, thank you. Seth meyers, late night with seth meyers. I heard Robert Muellers investigation is almost done. What is the administration doing to get ready . We are preparing to leave tonight for switzerland. [ light laughter ] seth what did you always give steve bannon before talking to him face to face . Additional scope. [ light laughter ] seth what was donald trump doing on a boat with Stormy Daniels . Offshore drilling. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth what are trumps thoughts on marriage . Its temporary. Its not meant to be permanent. [ light laughter ] seth what do men use viagra for . Growing their business. [ audience ohs ] seth what does melania want for her birthday . A small taste of freedom. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth if melania ever does try to escape, will she have to do it on her own . Im sure she if she decides to run, which i think the president thinks he doesnt feel she will, im sure shell have help with that. [ light laughter ] seth secretary sanders, i have a few questions about the president s health. Can you send out the doctor who performed his physical . Dr. Jackson, i heard that before his exam the president got so scared of the needles he climbed on top of the cabinets. What did you tell the orderlies . You leave him up there until hes ready. [ light laughter ] seth how many vegetables does the president eat . One milligram daily. [ light laughter ] seth what were the results of his brain scan . Theres no indication whatsoever that he has any [ cheers and applause ] seth on a scale of one to ten, how dumb is the president . 30. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] what happens when the president is a good boy . He can watch as much tv as he wants. [ light laughter ] seth you said that trump got a 30 out of 30 on the cognitive test. Does anyone else you know ever scored that high . My 5yearold. [ light laughter ] seth what did you say to yourself after you saw the president with his shirt off . I think i need a drink. Seth all right, thank you. [ laughter ] thank you for your time doctor. Can you send secretary sanders back out here . Yes, secretary sanders, what do you do when youre at a party on capitol hill and the deejay drops a banger . We encourage the senate to bring it to the floor. [ light laughter ] seth what do you think about Jeff Sessions eyes . I dont think theyre that far apart. Seth okay. [ laughter ] how does trump feel about getting eric in the divorce . The president still strongly believes this is one of the worst deals of all time. [ light laughter ] seth when i came into the parking lot today i saw you sitting on a harley smoking a cigarette blasting van halen. Why . Because im awesome. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] if you came up with a new wedding dance like the electric slide or macarena, what would you call it . The trump bump. [ light laughter ] seth all right. Well, it looks like were out of time. So on behalf of the rest of the press corps, have a great night well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. We here at late night work very hard. And nothing helps us keep our minds sharp like a good nights sleep. Thats why i love the sleep number 360 smart bed. Its a great way to sleep better. And im sorry. This is one of my writers, john lutz. Lutz, what are you doing here . Seth, i have two little kids at home. I never sleep. So when i saw the sleep number 360 smart bed, i knew the second i got into it i could adjust to my ideal comfort, firmness and support, my sleep number. Which, by the way, is a 35. Seth yeah. But, the pajamas . This is just what i wore to work today. Seth speaking of work, dont you have some to do . They say when you go to sleep, the sleep number 360 smart bed goes to work for you. So i was hoping it would write my sketches for me while i slept. Seth i dont think it works that way. Really . Watch this. [ light laughter ] aw. Another sketch about mattresses . Seth sleep number 360 smart bed. Not great at writing sketches, but an expert in sleep. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] oh, no. Thats seth oh, its not that bad. Its time for the ultimate sleep number event on the only bed that adjusts on both sides to your ideal comfort, your sleep number setting. 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[ cheers and applause ] this weeks drummer is a Founding Member of a new york city posthardcode legends quicksand, whose new album interiors is available everywhere now. Alan cage, everybody thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning actor, you know, from hit tv series such as boston legal and the practice. He is currently starring on nbcs the blacklist, now in its fifth season. Lets take a look. Oh, for gods sake. Your package was stolen, willy. But not by momo marinello. Im afraid your first instinct was correct. Anthony took it in an extremely misguided effort to finance personal procedure. Hed rather not discuss except amongst friends. What matters is, now that you know the truth, you can call off whatever search youre conducting. Anthony will pay you back in full with interest. No harm, no foul. No harm. [ door creaks ] oh, willy. You certainly work fast. Seth please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, james spader, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth i was i got mesmerized by that clip. Shocking. Seth it was shocking. I didnt expect there to be such a shocking end to your clip. I havent seen it. I havent seen that episode yet. And i was just back there, just about to come out, seeing that clip and really looking at it for the first time. I mean i was obviously there when we filmed it. [ laughter ] but i dont remember, like, the close, lingering shot of the bloody chainsaw. Seth yeah. I just dont seth that was very jarring. [ light laughter ] very jarring. Wow. Seth this is very exciting. And i hope youre as excited as i am. This is your seventh time on the show. I just cant believe it. [ cheers and applause ] seth and thats very how is that possible . Seth theres so other sevens, rachel maddow. Dont we all have Better Things to do . Seth well i really [ light laughter ] seth well, it was over a period of time. Seven times. Seth yeah. Rachel maddow, seven times. Jason sudeikis. Have they run out of nobel Prize Winners or something . Is that why . [ light laughter ] seth no, we actually think that if we have you on enough, we can get you a nobel prize. [ laughter ] oh, dear. Good luck with that. Seth Martha Stewart, eight. Shes the only person that you have been on less than. Martha stewart say them again. Seth shes been on eight. Martha stewart, rachel maddow, seven. Jason sudeikis, seven. What a random seth yeah, its random. List of people. [ laughter ] seth yeah, you you should start like a bobsled team or something. [ laughter ] seth yeah. You i want you guys to hang out more. Maybe thats why. No, come on. Seth thats why ive been doing this. I want you guys to meet. We all clearly live in the neighborhood. [ laughter ] seth yes, rachel works in the building. Yeah. Seth shes two floors up, yes. Am i seth proximity proximity is very helpful. Helps really helpful. Seth so thank you very much, though. Thank you. Seth seven times is wonderful. And one of the things i love having about having you on is, you have these wonderful stories from your life before being an actor. There isnt like a wall of shame or something that we get . Seth no. [ light laughter ] okay. Seth no, i mean, if there was a wall, i dont think it would be shameful. Okay. Seth but next time you come all right here is my promise. Next time you come, in your dressing room, i will have a wall. [ laughter ] no, no no. Seth i am now theres actually a little bit of competition involved. Because now, like im ready to book it now. Because, i mean martha seth yeah. Been here eight. Seth yeah. Oh, so youre thinking, like, maybe come back next week. Well, yeah. Now that you mentioned it. Seth put the pressure on her. [ light laughter ] oh, so at first i mean, we can go head to head for weeks now. Seth yeah. Or you guys come on together. I want you to hang out more. No, thats okay. Seth okay. [ laughter ] no, i love martha. Believe me, i just the other night cooked a fantastic chicken fricassee which came from [ light laughter ] seth from a Martha Stewart book . No, it was [ laughter ] seth so wait, you just said you loved martha because you made a chicken . No. [ laughter ] what it was is is theres this fantastic chicken fricassee recipe that julia child has in her book. Seth uhhuh. And i didnt happen to have it. And so i looked up, you know, on the google thing. [ light laughter ] and so i put in marthas julia childs chicken fricassee. And, you know, a bunch of things come up on the phone. [ light laughter ] and so, one of them said, you know, a variation on julia childs chicken fricassee, Martha Stewart living. So i dont know whether its the magazine or the empire. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. But its something to do with martha. And im telling you, its the second time i cooked it the other night. And its exquisite. Exquisite. [ laughter ] seth are you is this common that you make dinner and make a nice meal like that . Yes. All the time. Seth okay. Cant you tell . [ laughter ] seth well, now i want you to come next time you come on, you should do we should do a cooking segment together. No, lets not. Seth okay. [ laughter ] i mean, thats really my seth oh, thats you, right. And besides, for me to be able to cook, we really couldnt do. Theres a lot of drinking involved. Seth yeah. Loud music and so on. It might be sort of conducive. But wed have to it would have to be a different sort of seth you so when you cook, its a whole thing. Youre drinking and youre playing music loudly. Well, theres music being played in the living room. Seth yeah. Were in the kitchen and so seth gotcha. [ light laughter ] you know, its loud. Seth yeah. And were cooking together, leslie and i. Seth uhhuh. And, you know. Seth who picks the music . Its the entertainment for the evening. Seth do you share music tastes . Because my wife and i dont share music tastes so i dont like ooh, thats hard. Seth it is hard. Yeah. Do you guys . What are the choices . What are your choices . [ light laughter ] seth my choices is music that people like. And then hers is, like, Country Music. [ laughter ] yeah. [ applause ] i want to ask you this question because i feel like every time youre here, ive heard this story. And i want to ask you about it. That when you were young, you played a game called getting ready for robbers. Yes, yes, yes, we did. Seth but weve never talked about it. Will broddis and i played getting ready robbers. Seth how old are you when youre getting ready for robbers . 28. [ laughter ] no. No, we were i cant really remember. I mean, we were in elementary school. Seth gotcha. And probably fairly young in elementary school. Because the game changes once youre old enough to you know, girls and seth you dont, yeah. You dont really care about robbers. You are also trying to figure out how to score some beer. Seth yeah. Or Something Like that, yeah. At a certain age. Seth so what would you how would you get ready for robbers . Well, hed come over for a sleepover. Or i would go for a sleepover at his house. Seth uhhuh. He was my best friend or one of my best friends growing up, will broddis. His father was our family doctor. And it was such fun going over to their house. The first time i went over, his for a sleepover, his mother said to him after i went home, that boy is never coming to our house again. [ laughter ] well, that immediately drove will, i guess, towards me. So we became best of friends. Seth what did you do that the mother said you werent allowed to come back over . You know, i was i bounced a lot. [ laughter ] seth like had a lot of energy . I had a lot of energy. And getting ready for robbers was we would get into bed and you know, either it would be a bunk bed or it would be the two twin beds. And wed get innovative, wed gather up whatever weaponry we could find. Which there was a treasure trove of weaponry around. And so wed gather all of that around. Seth why was there a treasure trove of weaponry around . [ laughter ] you know, thats a funny thing that you ask that. Because the producer i was talking to, a day or two ago, and she mentioned something that might be something to talk about on the show tonight. Seth whats oh. About carrying a pocketknife or carrying a knife, or Something Like that. Seth oh yeah. You and i was sort of i didnt have an answer, really. Because i dont know, when i was growing up i grew up on the east coast of new england in a fairly rural setting. But there wasnt an adult male that id i cant think of an adult male, really, that didnt carry a pocketknife. Seth gotcha. So you, even at that age, 10, 11, 12, you had a pocketknife. Yeah, i was given a pocketknife very early. Seth now im seeing why she didnt want you coming over. [ laughter ] right, well, no but will the same. Seth okay, so his father, you know, his father made knives. His father was very handy besides being a great general practitioner. He made knives in the basement out of out of files and things. [ laughter ] and then, you know, but he also was a great carpenter. Seth uhhuh. He was really, very, very handy. Seth yeah. Great, wonderful wonderful guy. Seth i have some followups. But keep going, yeah. [ laughter ] okay, thats fine. But anyway, so we would so there was weaponry. And also, you know, we grew up in a time when, you know, you had at a certain age, like, for me as a kid you know, there was a certain age when you got a boy scout knife. And then at a certain age we might get, you know, a hunting knife. I dont know what the use would be. And i didnt really hunt at all. But i dont know, it just was part of sort growing up as a little boy. Seth sure. And then at a certain age, a bb gun you might get. And then a year or two after that, you might get an actual cartridge gun. Like a 22 or something. I was growing up in a rural setting in the 60s, you know . Seth i mean, sounds awesome. It was awesome. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah. So, you know, and you always had sling shots and boomerangs. And, you know, i mean everything. I mean, and, like, you know, crossbows, you know what i mean . [ laughter ] you had lots of weaponry around. Seth its so funny cause this starts whats really seth the way this starts im realizing this sounds so horrible. Seth yeah. That im generalizing as if its everyone, right . Seth right. [ light laughter ] well it started with, you know, we all had a pocketknife. And i was, like, of course, sure. And then you said, then you get a hunting knife. And now you are like, and then its a crossbow and boomerang. And im, like, hold on wait i feel like you got me on the lot to buy this car. Now im, like, wait a second. I dont want these extras. [ light laughter ] just give us a minute. No but i seth so you would get you would just be you would surround yourself so we would gather the things together. And wed arm ourselves. So you had to also be mobile. I mean, you wanted things in proximity. You know, youd be in your twin bed. You want something that theres things under the pillow. Theres things with the bedside table. Theres something in within reach right here. Theres also like youre wearing a belt thats got like, a hunting knife on it. [ laughter ] youve got like everything is like there might be i remember when i was a kid, it was just i dont know why. I mean if little boys are like that, ive raised three sons. And i became such a pacifist. And actually i weaponry is something that i still abhor to agree. I still carry a pocketknife. [ laughter ] but guns i actually took it out of my pocket today to come here. Because i didnt know if id pass through some sort of seth yeah. Where you cant bring it in. Seth thats the wall of shame you are going to be on. Yeah. Seth the guy who tried to get a knife the knife on meyers. [ laughter ] anyways so i forgot what i was saying. But in any case, youd sort of gather the things around you. And then you just lie there, wait for the robbers, you know . [ laughter ] like many things in life, the fun of it is the, sort of, organizing of it. Seth yeah. Like when you have the toy matchbox cars, you know, its not that you really play with them that much except, you know, at a certain age, blowing them up. But you know, you certainly, you know, gather them. Seth yes. And categorize and sort of trade and things like that, you know . So, anyway, we would do that. And then ill never forget, was there a there was one specific night where we clearly crossed a certain threshold. And we were a little bit older. Where we decided to hit the streets. [ laughter ] so we armed ourselves. We armed oursselves to the teeth. We have and he had like a throwing knife in his sheath back here. I had and we were a little older. Seth so you basically said, you know what . We waited long enough. Lets go get some robbers. Were going out. [ laughter ] seth yeah. To hit the street. And, you know, we discussed it at the time, what if like, you know, police show up or Something Like that . And i think i think we were under the impression that they that we were colleagues. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] or something with the police. Seth they would have been like, off you go. Yeah, they would have been like, seeing anything . No, were good. This area is fine. [ laughter ] dont worry about it. Well check with you later further down the street. Anyway, so we went surreptitiously. You know, sneaking from building to building and yard to yard. Until ended up at silus cooks house. And we were there. Silus, who was a few years younger than us, although he, you know, there was a strange reaction. And i think he was horrified or scared a little bit by us showing up so heavily armed. [ laughter ] seth yeah. But seth thats a human reaction. Yes. [ light laughter ] but by the same token, intrigued and a little bit drawn to it. Seth yeah. A little compelled. But anyway, we then had to get back home. We got our way back home. Then we did encounter, didnt engage in any way. But we did encounter as soon as we saw the police car, we realized we were not colleagues at all. [ laughter ] i mean, this was not really seth yeah. You know, if we were seen and talking and having to actually, you know, disarm, it was going to be a bad thing. So that ended the game. Seth there you go. And that night ended getting ready for robbers. Seth well, i cant imagine having a better ending than that. [ light laughter ] so, good instincts. Im glad you trust your instincts. Its always so glad to see you. [ applause ] james spader, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the blacklist airs on wednesday nights at 8 00 pm right here on nbc. Well be right back with Whitney Cummings. [ cheers and applause ] try degree ultraclear black white saves your white clothes from yellow stains and black clothes from white marks still with 48 hour sweat protection. Try degree ultraclear black white it wont let you down join tmobile today, and get an unlimited family plan with netflix included. Wow. Plus, when you buy an iphone, get an iphone for your bff on us. I like it. All on americas best unlimited network. As a meteor headsnderway toward the metro area. Go, go, go, go, go we can fit more theres still more room we gotta go. Juicer we dont have a juicer the volkswagen tiguan. It fits everything you need, and everything you dont. Hey, need fast try cool mint zantac. It releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. Zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. Nexium can take 24 hours. Try cool mint zantac. No pill relieves heartburn faster. I just cant believe that i get to live with you. Mrs. Grey. Thats me. This we own this. You insist on defying me. Learn to live with it. Rated r. In theaters friday. Anjust answer somer simple questions like are you single . s. Compli. See. Nothing to be afraid of. Oh intuit turbotax. Ive had three people try to eathree oday. Oh, lucky penny. Anyway, sometimes i wish i were human. Woahhhh. Look at me im human ha do you want to eat me . No. Do you want to eat me . No thanks. Would you like to eat me . Ha nobody wants to eat me im the luckiest. You dropped your lucky penny. Man, i look good. Youre still short and bald. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is a very funny comedian who wrote, directed and stars in the film the female brain, which is in select theaters and available on demand this friday. Lets take a look. Im dr. Brizendine. Ill be administering the test on you today. Im kevin. Im going to be taking the test today. Although men have earned the reputation for being more stoic than women, they actually have stronger, emotional reactions than females. But due to social conditioning, within 2. 5 seconds, a man tends to change his face to hide or suppress emotion. Youre just going to be in the module for a couple of other minutes. All the minutes. You coming in . No. Oh, know. [ light laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show Whitney Cummings, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . I need help with how to sit in a suit. Seth its a gorgeous suit, by the way. I agree. I made it. [ laughter ] what am i supposed to untie it or seth well, you could. Yeah, i unbutton when i sit down, but i dont know. I feel like this looks i dont know i dont know. Its incredibly uncomfortable, though. Seth if its uncomfortable, you can unbutton it. Just to see how it feels. Is this what it feels like to be a man . Its a nightmare. [ light laughter ] its awful. Seth no, i think you look really natural. [ laughter ] i want to talk about your movie. Please. Seth because it is very exciting. Youre also working on the reboot of roseanne. Roseanne. Roseanne. Seth roseanne. Youre executive producer. Roseanne. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, cool. Seth and you here is a photo of you on set. Yup. Seth which is very exciting. Thats on the couch. Seth thats on the couch. [ cheers ] what has it been like . Its been a nightmare. Youve worked with your heroes. Or you have to talk to your heroes all the time. Seth yes. And at snl, certainly that was youre talking to me right now. This must be hard for you. Seth and im just barely, barely keeping it together. [ light laughter ] obviously, youre a hero of mine, thats why we gave you this paper cup. [ laughter ] thats right. I get a lot of respect around here. [ laughter ] you know, for me, i was so excited to work on roseanne. And i just i didnt foresee how nervous id get around john goodman. Seth yeah. Im such a big fan of john goodman. Seth hes the sweetest person on earth. The nicest, the most talented. And its weird because growing up, he was kind of like my dad, but now, i kind of have a crush on him. Its weird. [ light laughter ] i have bad thoughts. And i do this thing i guess, when i get nervous around a celebrity that im starstruck by. I just start lying. [ light laughter ] i try to just ignore him entirely because i know ill embarrass myself. But he asked me how my weekend was, which should have been a really quick exchange. [ light laughter ] and i had been on a book tour at the time. So i was like, i was on a book tour. Hes like, where did you go . I was like, i went to florida, new york, st. Louis. And he was like, well, im from st. Louis. And in that moment, i realized i had not been to st. Louis. [ laughter ] i was going to st. Louis. But i couldnt say, actually, i just lied to you. Like that was so i just had to like lean in. And hes like, where did you perform . And i was, like, the panthenon. [ light laughter ] because that kind of sounds like a theater. Seth sure, yes. Like the paramount. Seth i would believe theres a panthenon. Right. And hes like, when did that get built . And im like, you dont know about the panthenon . [ laughter ] i mean, im like making him feel bad for not knowing about st. Louis. [ laughter ] and then, hes like, where did you stay . And i was like, the doubletree. [ laughter ] and hes like, theres a doubletree in st. Louis . And im like, the one city theres not a doubletree, is the one i lied. And now, the window has closed. Seth yeah. For this, and if he watches this show, i am fired. [ laughter ] but, so, somewhere, john goodman is trying to book a hotel at the doubletree that doesnt exist. [ light laughter ] seth and cant believe he cant get a show at the panthenon. [ laughter ] yeah, totally. And like, i just im not good with meeting my heroes. Seth yeah. I just cant do it. One time, john cleese i did something with john cleese. Seth thats one for me as well. Yup. Monty python. [ cheers ] and he came into my dressing room and were talking. And i was just like trying to seem cool. And i was like, im just going to like have a drink of whatever im drinking. It was a lit candle. [ laughter and applause ] literally, it gets to here and im, like, oh, my god [ laughter ] you know, so i just i dont think im designed to be around my heroes. Seth i want to talk about the female brain. By the way, i didnt bring this out here for that prop. It just worked out that way. Seth look, you know what . I am not a prop comic. [ light laughter ] i just want you to know im getting a migraine. So i brought this out because i need it. Just to be clear. Seth oh well, we all love the prop bit. But now you ruined it. [ laughter ] sorry. Seth guys, i know you loved how i have the prop. I have a terrible migraine. And so, my umbrella. That was fortuitous. [ laughter ] seth so this is based on a book based on the same name, the female brain. How did you find how did you come across the book. Do you ever shop online and the store youre shopping at like, judges you with the purchases they suggest . Seth yes. [ light laughter ] my amazon, the things they suggest to me are so insulting. Like, ill be like, i need a rubber band. And its like, did you mean chicken soup for the soul . [ laughter ] like, no so, im just like, buying because i guess i do buy a lot of selfhelp books. Not that i need it. [ light laughter ] and they kept suggesting, users who bought this item also bought the female brain. And im like, i should just buy this because theyre going to keep harassing me about it. So i finally just bought it. And then i read it. And it was so empowering and interesting, and i was like, i just really i think we should make a movie of this. I asked our friend neil brennan if he would write with me seth neil brennan, another very funny comedian. You guys have known each other for years. Created the chappelle show with dave chappelle. Seth created the chappelle no big deal. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth how was how was collaborating . Obviously, this is a film about how the brains are different. Yeah. Seth you guys have very different brains. How was that . Yeah, when you write with someone, like especially of the opposite sex, its like all the negative parts of the relationship and none of the positive parts. Seth right. It was only like it was just fighting and driving and no sex or vacationing. [ laughter ] so we basically just tried to make it as real as possible. And we put ourselves in situations where we could actually just fight it the actual scene out and transcribe it. So we basically just like, got paid to fight all day. Seth thats not bad. Its like my dream. Seth yeah. Yes, so we just knocked it out. And you know neil, hes the funniest. Seth great cast. Sofia vergara, cecily strong, james marsden, Blake Griffin. Blake griffin is so funny. Comedy marvel . Seth comedy genius. Legend in the making. Seth yeah. Blake griffin, nba superstar, is way too funny. Its actually embarrassing. Seth yeah. To people whose first job is to do comedy. [ light laughter ] like, were all just like, oh, my god. This is bad. This is like his hobby. Seth yeah. Hes better at this. So, he is such a natural. And like, he improvised a lot of it. I cant take credit for a lot of it. Neil knew him. And you know, suggested it and made it happen. Seth thats great. I think youll be very delighted. Seth you are going to make Blake Griffin a different kind of star. Yeah. Like, he needed some cash. [ laughter ] but its obviously he was also so tall. Thank, god. Cecily, we had to put her in these huge heels so they could fit in the same frame. Because blake is so tall, its hard to shoot him. You just see like, blake and like clouds, you know . [ laughter ] we had to get all these special things to shoot him. It was pretty funny. Seth well, well done. And always so great to see you, whitney. Congrats on the movie. You were so great in the golden globes. Seth nk and applause ] i know you were waiting for my opinion. I know you wanted to know what i thought. Seth Whitney Cummings, everybody. The female brain is in select theaters and imax. Well be right back with Malcolm Jenkins bibs on people lobsterfest is back at red lobster. With the most lobster dishes of the year. New dueling lobster tails has two tails thatll fight to be your favorite. One topped with creamy shrimp and scallops, the other. Steamed with lemon and herbs. And no, youre not dreaming, classics like lobster lovers dream are back too, along with decadent new lobster truffle mac cheese. But enough talking about lobster lets get to eating because lobsterfest wont last. 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Seth that this is very upsetting me that youre good at another thing. I dont like that. So this was the second time that you were a super bowl champion. You won with the new Orleans Saints your rookie year. Which was, of course, their first super bowl ever, as well. And what was it like being a veteran compared to the experience . Well that first one in 2009, i was a rookie. And my head was spinning. Were getting ready for the colts. Peyton manning and the great, you know, offense they had. And i wasnt supposed to start. I was a special teams guy. And the starter in front of me got walking pneumonia, like, two days before the game. And i got thrown in, kind of the second half. And so everything happened so fast. I didnt even get to enjoy it. But this time around, being a veteran and being a captain of the team, being a key contributor and everything that led up to this year, it was something different. Be able to bring that to the city of philadelphia is something myself and my family wont forget. [ cheers and applause ] seth fantastic. A couple of photos. There you are. Again, far too welldressed. [ cheers and applause ] but i have to say as when to comes to welldressed in the family, this is your daughter. Is it elle . Elle. Seth so how old is elle . This is she was at the game. Elle just turned 4. [ audience aws ] seth fantastic. She had her eagle wings on. [ light laughter ] seth thats very cute. You know she in the playoffs she was, like, hey daddys going to the supermarket. [ laughter ] but by the time we got to super bowl sunday, she understood everything that was going on. Seth thats great. You just won the super bowl. Seth oh, thats very exciting. And i guess that would be a nice difference between your rookie year. Now too is you have kids to share it with. I have two kids. Yeah. I just had a daughter three weeks ago. [ cheers and applause ] seth congratulations. Now i my dads from pittsburgh. So i grew up a steelers fan. And i was very happy because now the steeler, at least for another year, still have the most super bowl trophies. There you go. Seth your dad was a giants fan and held on to being a giants fan for a long time, right . Yeah, i mean, i grew up in northern new jersey so thats giants, you know, country. Seth yeah. But he was looking for a reason to give up on eli manning and those guys. [ laughter ] when i got to new orleans, he obviously became a saints fan. I came up to philly and there was no way. He had to cut every tie that he had to that team. He did it willingly and, you know, after those super bowl commercials, i think hes probably thinking, that was a great decision. [ laughter ] seth so i want to commend you. Because you are very involved with the community and on a larger scale, how the nfl players are trying to approach, sort of this very charged year as far as the politics of the nfl and players reaching out to the communities. Tell us about the Players Coalition that youre one of the members of. Yeah. So in 2016, i think after the killings of alton sterling and philando castile, the officers in dallas, i think there were a ton of players that kind of had that lightbulb moment where they wanted to get involved and get from behind our, you know, twitter tags and social media and really become part of the process. And guys started talking to police. They started talking to legislators. You saw Colin Kaepernick start the nfl protest that everybodys, you know, been talking about for the last two years. And at the start of 2017, myself, Anquan Boldin and about three other players took our second trip to capitol hill to speak to legislators about criminal Justice Reform and how we could really lend our platform of voices to push for the legislative changes that we wanted to see. Once that we saw that we were able to get three days of meetings, meet with republicans, democrats and have all of this influence, we said, it would be something if we could get together as athletes all across this league and really amplify our voices. And we started what we called, the Players Coalition. And we were able to engage [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Able to engage guys on almost every nfl team. And weve able been able to pass that baton and engage with the nfl to see or to work with them on how to amplify our words, our thoughts to really move past this protest stuff and the divisiveness of the conversation and really get to some solutions on how we can educate our fan base. Seth you mentioned divisiveness and i [ cheers and applause ] yeah, absolutely. I was really impressed reading from reading about, especially particularly what you were doing and i heard you refer to as a holistic approach, that you actually went and engaged with Police Officers as well as the community. Do the police appreciate being a part of that conversation . Because im sure that they want things to be better and different, as well. Yeah, i think so. I mean, i know anything any time youre trying to get something done, you got to have an understanding first. And oftentimes we look at our own experiences and we speak on that and that only. And that goes on both ways. You see a lot of people that are propolice. A lot of people that are pro people of color and black communities and whatever. But those things arent mutually exclusive. You can support the police and also want accountability. And so the first thing i did was engage [ applause ] with the police and asked them, what is it that youre going through . What are the struggles . How is it going out in these neighborhoods . What do you need . Because i know what its like to be a black man in this country. My family knows it. The communities i serve know it. But and i dont know what it is like to be an officer. And so if i want to move to a solution, i got to be able to understand the problem from a holistic standpoint. Seth thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i really think that approach is commendable. And then you also, on top of all of this, you have your own foundation. And that that is the Malcolm Jenkins foundation. And is that philadelphia based . Well we started in new orleans seth uhhuh. In 2010 with the scholarship. Weve this past spring just last spring, just gave over 100,000 in scholarships. Thats still in place. And since 2010, we branched out to four states. Louisiana, ohio, where i went to school at the ohio state university, go bucks. [ cheers ] [ applause ] new jersey where im from and then pennsylvania, obviously, in philadelphia. Seth thats great. I know this already comes out, it feels like in this era it gets asked of athletes. When the team gets invited to the white house, will you go . No, i will not. [ cheers and applause ] ive been to the white house before. Seth yeah. So i dont need to see the building. Seth yeah. And i won the super bowl. So these things are just really photoops. And i havent been interested in photoops this entire time im involved in social activism. I am very, very much interested in meeting with policymakers about, you know, making changes in our community. I am definitely for that and have been for that and engaged in those activities over the last two years. But photoops are really not my thing. Seth well im glad theyre not your thing. [ cheers and applause ] mostly because i do find the way that youre engaging with people on both sides of the aisle and both sides of the issue. I just think its great. And congratulations on everything. Really great having you here. Malcolm jenkins, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] super bowl champion. For more information about his foundation, the work theyre doing, please visit the Malcolm Jenkins foundation. Org. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] hi. I want you to pick a new truck for your mom or dad, knowing that they could possibly pass it down to you one day. Cool but you should know that chevy silverados are the most dependable, longest lasting fullsize pickups on the road. Which means that ford f150s are not. Which truck would you pick . The chevy the chevy the chevy boom get zero percent financing for seventy two months on this 2018 silverado all star. Or a total value of over ninetysix hundred dollars when you finance with gm financial. 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