Its the mens room at an Arthur Treachers just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump told reporters over the weekend that he, quote, loves masks in the appropriate locations, which, according to everyone i saw on my run today, is right below the chin just right making sure we dont get any germs from this area of the neck President Trump on friday commuted the prison sentence of his friend and former adviser roger stone. But just because he thought this was him. President trumps advisers have reportedly begun trying to discredit Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthon
Clintons so much, he sure is turning into one [ laughter ] congresswoman alexandria ocasiocortez will be joining senator Bernie Sanders at a Campaign Event in las vegas and theyll blend right in because that is the average age difference in las vegas. [ laughter ] the [ applause ] the food blog eater published an article today about what president ial hopeful andrew yang eats on the campaign trail they were originally doing the article on Bernie Sanders, but it got pretty boring [ laughter ] according to a new study, half of democrats believe there should be a maximum age for president s and that age should be however old trump was yesterday. [ light laughter ] according to forbes magazine, a 5yearold youtube star from russia made 18 million this year, 1 million from youtube and the rest for information she dug up on joe biden. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] Newsweek Newsweek has published a new article profiling a experimental study conducted 20 years ago that observed eight couples
You drank a bottle of wine, smoked pot with your cousins, and youre still [ laughter ] youre still awake [ laughter ] man, whatever your grandpa said about trump must have really freaked you out. [ laughter ] according to polls, 63 of americans plan to drink on thanksgiving, just as soon as the adults turn their backs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause president yeah [ cheers and applause President Trump issued a thanksgiving proclamation yesterday, and called for the country to rise above divisiveness and celebrate united together as one people. Added trump, even the democrats, nevertrumpers, deepstaters, nfl players, fake news media, women, latinos, muslims, late night hosts and eric [ cheers and applause all of us celebrating as one family the wife of childrens tv icon mr. Rogers revealed in a new interview that he would regularly fart in front of her to make her laugh. [ laughter ] and she would laugh to make him stop [ laughter ] and finally, the New York Post has published a lis
Stephen youve got a lot of jobs to fill in your administration. Have you thought about who youre going to hire . What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, we have a lot of these people. Stephen can we get specific . Sure. Stephen im going to throw out some names and you tell me if theyre being considered. For labor secretary, meatloafs less talented brother, casserole . Yes. Stephen for energy secretary, a coffee can with googley eyes glued on it . I found him to be terrific. Stephen and for secretary of education a pack of wild dogs. At the appropriate time, i will release them. Stephen so, do you see four years in office or eight years . 15 max. Stephen what would you say if i told you im going to edit this video in a way thats unfair to you and make it the open of my show . I will say this, and i will say right to the cameras stop it. Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Eddie R
Stephen youve got a lot of jobs to fill in your administration. Have you thought about who youre going to hire . What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, we have a lot of these people. Stephen can we get specific . Sure. Stephen im going to throw out some names and you tell me if theyre being considered. For labor secretary, meatloafs less talented brother, casserole . Yes. Stephen for energy secretary, a coffee can with googley eyes glued on it . I found him to be terrific. Stephen and for secretary of education a pack of wild dogs. At the appropriate time, i will release them. Stephen so, do you see four years in office or eight years . 15 max. Stephen what would you say if i told you im going to edit this video in a way thats unfair to you and make it the open of my show . I will say this, and i will say right to the cameras stop it. Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Eddie R