Stephen youve got a lot of jobs to fill in your administration. Have you thought about who youre going to hire . What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, we have a lot of these people. Stephen can we get specific . Sure. Stephen im going to throw out some names and you tell me if theyre being considered. For labor secretary, meatloafs less talented brother, casserole . Yes. Stephen for energy secretary, a coffee can with googley eyes glued on it . I found him to be terrific. Stephen and for secretary of education a pack of wild dogs. At the appropriate time, i will release them. Stephen so, do you see four years in office or eight years . 15 max. Stephen what would you say if i told you im going to edit this video in a way thats unfair to you and make it the open of my show . I will say this, and i will say right to the cameras stop it. Announcer the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Eddie Redmayne, Bernie Sanders, alton brown, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause whats going on . Hi, paul hey audience chanting Stephen Stephen hey, thank you so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. So how is your weekend . Mine was okay. Got a lot done around the house. I converted my panic room into a lets give him a chance room. laughter no difference, but the sign on the door are different. There are some positive signs. Today, barack obama held a press conference, where he emphasized the need for calm, then he left for greece. laughter hell probably be back. Do we still have his damage deposit . Okay, then hell definitely be back. In other seemingly normal news yesterday, trump named a chief of staff rnc chairman Reince Priebus, who is better known by his names anagram penisricearoni. laughter weve said it before. He knows. The chief of staff traditionally has a Strong Influence on the president , and priebus is an establishment republican who stood up to trump about his Divisive Campaign rhetoric. I later called him and said, hey, you know, we gotta kind of work on this language a little bit. After you called him, and you told him to tone it down, he didnt. No, he didnt. Stephen no, he didnt tone it down like i asked. He also kept calling me rinse pubis. laughter you know him, commanderinchief. Point is, trump picked an establishment republican chief of staff. So you can back off the ledge. Now get back on it, because this is trumps new white house chief strategist, and Robert Redford dredged from a river, steve bannon. Now hes best known for is running breitbart news. If youve never read brietbart, its the news your racist uncle gets sent to him by his racist uncle. Here are some actual headlines breitbart published under bannons leadership why equality and diversity departments should only hire rich, straight white men. Would you rather your child had feminism or cancer . Hoist it high and proud the Confederate Flag proclaims a glorious heritage. And bill kristol, republican spoiler, renegade jew. Now i know that sounds antisemitic, but it might be a compliment. Like how youd describe superhero jesus. Renegade jew could be the original title of the new testament. But its not. Yeah. Bannon is considered a leader of whats known as the alt right, an extreme Online Movement with ties to white supremacy. Heres how to understand the alt right think about whats right, and then think about the alternative to that. laughter applause but bannon wants to reassure everyone theres more to the alt right than that, saying, are there antisemitic people involved in the altright . Absolutely. Are there racist people involved in the altright . Absolutely. But i dont believe that the Movement Overall is antisemitic. So its not overall antisemitic. Come to my party the birthday cake is only part turd laughter eat up applause so glad you liked at the one. Im glad you liked that one. So thats the chief strategist. But remember, Reince Priebus is the chief of staff. Hell rein in the hateful rhetoric. Hey, you know, we gotta kind of work on this language a little bit. Stephen thatll sound a lot tougher once his testicles descend. laughter applause we are all surprised that trump is going to be the president. Its weird. It just feels weird. You know whos the most surprised . Donald trump. laughter last week, on his First Official visit to the white house, obama walked him through the duties of running the country, and mr. Trump seemed surprised by the scope. The scope of the job. laughter thats the thing about being a true outsider. You truly dont know how the inside stuff works its like a surgeon who prides himself on really knowing the outside of the body. You got the arms, you got the legs, how tough could this be . Lets cut him open ew, whats all this wet stuff . okay, lets start taking out parts and see if that stops it from rattling. applause yeah, yeah. By the end of take your president to work day, mr. Obama realized the republican needs more guidance. He plans to spend more time with his successor than president s typically do. Okay so trump will just follow obama around, learning as he goes, slowly assuming more and more responsibility. You know, like some sort of apprentice. laughter i would watch that. Jon exactly. I would watch that show, and now i have to. You guys watch 60 minutes last night . President elect trump sought to reassure a halftroubled nation with a message of hope. I would tell them dont be afraid, absolutely. But thats not what youre saying. I said it oh, i think, no, no, i think, i am saying it, ive been saying it. Okay. Dont be afraid. We are going to bring our country back. But certainly, dont be afraid. Stephen okay, dont be afraid. Thats kind of creepy serial killer talk. I dont remember a new president ever having to say that. applause oh, wait, wait, no. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. Thats not fair. After all, it was f. D. R. Who said, we have nothing to fear. Now dont be afraid. It puts the lotion on its skin. Jon he said that . Stephen im paraphrasing, obviously im not an historian laughter applause i have to do that every so often. Now regarding his Signature Campaign pledge to deport all 12 million illegal aliens, trump said theyre gonna immediately deport two million with criminal records, and as for the other 10 million . After the border is secured and after everything gets normalized, were going to make a determination on the people that youre talking about, who are terrific people, theyre terrific people but we are going stephen thats right, theyre terrific people. Theyre terrific people were going to put them on amazing buses and suspend their fantastic human rights its going to be a trail of tremendous tears because, for trump, theres only three types of immigrants criminals, terrific people, and wives. audience reacts jon oh, my applause stephen this is deeply worrying a lot of illegal aliens. And weve obtained foot an of one illegal alien reacting to trump. There are 2 million illegal aliens inside our country. Would you accept a fence . Certain areas. Were getting them out of our country. bleep . bleep . Stephen Bernie Sanders is here, and when we come back, ill sit down with Academy Awardwinning actor Eddie Redmayne. cheers and applause sing girl, come on. [ singing ] sorry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Verizon limits me and i gotta get home. Youre gonna choose navigation over me . Maps get up here. Umm. That way. Girl you better get on tmobile why pay more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. Get four lines just 35 a month. My new beer, stella artois, hey cois finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. Enjoyed ever since. Stella artois. Host one to remember try theraflu expressmax,nd flu hold you back now in new caplets. Its the only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Theraflu. For a powerful comeback. New expressmax caplets. [ rock music playing ] have fun with your replaced windows. 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Stephen double congratulations, obviously there is the movie everybodys excited about, but youre also a new father. Thats true, yes. Stephen how old is your dismawrgt. We have a little baby girl iries who is about four and a half months. Stephen shell never know a world where youre not in the wizardy world of harry potter. I never thought about that. Stephen does your wife have any chance of being as cool as you are . Dads a wizard, what is mom . She is pretty wizard like in her tolerance of me, but, no, shes pretty cool. Ive spent most of my life trying to be cool and she definitely wins that one. Stephen people ask me, what would your petronas be . Because your character have a petronas . He does. But there is a new petro us in finder web site and they basically ask you all these questions and there are all these algorithms that choose what your pra pa p pa trough na. They ask you all the questions and i did it once and it came up a bassett hound not threatening but kind of doughyeyed and i thought quite sweet. They said, do it again, as if they wanted newt to have a more hardcore petronas. And its statistically impossible to get the same one twice but office bassett hound twice. Stephen its official. Its official. Yep. Stephen Warner Brothers was nice enough to send over versions of newts commanders wands. Ive seen a few of these reproduced wands. Theyre very beautiful. Can you tell me anything about newts wand . Does he get frit mr. Olivander. It came from there. Stephen okay. When you talk to these guys, you have these long discussions, they present different kinds to you. This is ashwood, shell with mother omotherofpearl. Hes quite humble, but i saw everyone els and they were ferrarilike and i got severe wandenvy. Stephen ive read freuds treatise on that. laughter did no one ever teach you how to work your wand as a little boy . Well, what does one do . You have your own style . Well, firstly, you feel like youre waited all your life to get that moment. Stephen of course. There is nice flex to. This whats the core . I couldnt possibly tell you that. Stephen why . Because its top secret laughter but no, its interesting about how you use it because i bet you just went and watched all the harry potter films and tried to steal the best. Stephen how do you do this . It depends on what spell. Stephen yes. If i was doing a spell to summon something towards me, i would do an underarm. Stephen try to get this bottle of cureel from me. Ready. Stephen yes applause holy cow. Wow please be careful. Please, Eddie Redmayne, please be careful. Rafe heinz is the guy. He goes for the double over the head one. Stephen hed hold his like that. Thats great. Hes sphooky. Now whos the bad guy . There is not to be a bad giemplet please dont make me tell. There are Warner Brothers snipers. Stephen can you tell me who it is . I cant tell you. Antibacterial stephen ill take a little of that, too. applause there are rumors in subsequent films mr. Death is going to be in them. Can you confirm or deny whether mr. Death is going to be in the subsequent films coming up . No. Stephen fair enough. applause okay. Now, lets get away from the Wizarding World for a second and get to someplace nor magical to americans is british universities. You went to cambridge, right . Yes. Stephen hillston on here, he went to cambridge, too. Yeah. Stephen you went there the same time . Yeah. Stephen were you in the same college . What were you in . Were you in the same college there . No, we went to the same School Together as well. We basically go back a long way. Stephen wow, well, he studied something unbelievably impractical. She was a classics major, i dont know if you would call it like that. But you studied if something, if possible, less employable than that, you were what . An art historian. Stephen art historian. Tudied art history. Stephen studied art history. And your focus was on this, whatever your paper was on. Yes. Stephen this is what you did your work on. You studied this. 12,000 words. Stephen 12,000 words on this. This is a painting . A painting by a fycalled eve kline. He copyrighted the color. Stephen eve klines blue. Yeah. Stephen would you like to tell the people why writing 12,000 words on this is an unlikely choice for you . Well, i am color blind. applause stephen wait, what kind of color blind . Well, color blindness is a misunderstood thing because its not you see in black and white, you just confuse colors and whatever color that is, its very beautiful to me. laughter stephen you wouldnt necessarily say its blue or green . I did have to ask what color my tie was before coming on in case it clashed. Stephen so if i knew that you were color blind and i instead asked them to have me put up a card thats just green and tell you its a blue card, you wouldnt know whether i was doing that to you . No, i wouldnt. Stephen i have terrible news laughter its a blue card. Before we go, what do you say about whats the 12,000 words and what is basically a color swatch from Sherman Williams . laughter well, he was so obsessed with this color, which i have to say does it an injustice, because in real life its much morph vibrant. Stephen i like it. Matches my couch nicely. applause well, id love to read it sometimes. Eddie, thanks for being here. Fantastic beasts and where to find them, in theaters friday go Eddie Redmayne, everybody well be right back cheers and applause dislncht holidays are chaos in the best possible way. Its just a good, crazy time, everybodys having fun. This will be the first time theres a featured cold beverage, and im really excited about it. 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Thank you. cheers and applause stephen folks, my next guest is a former president ial candidate, a current senator from vermont. Please welcome Bernie Sanders cheers and applause audienc audience chanting bern cheers and applause stephen thank you so much for being here. I think the person i most want to talk to about this election now that its over, how are you doing . laughter its been a tough week. Stephen yeah, yeah. Yeah. Stephen okayful leave it at that. All right. During the campaign, last time we had you on the show, you were still running for the nomination, and all through the campaign, people used to say to me, oh, you know, trumps people and bernies people, theyre the same people. Theyre angry about the same things, and you recalled, like, you know, he was the republican, bernie, you you were the democrc trump. Im sure you heard all of this. What do you think is the Common Thread . Because while its easy to condemn, its harder to convince or to understand. So do you think there was some overlap in the arrange of your two crowds . Yes. I mean, above and beyond the incredible bigotry of the Trump Campaign, what he did is tapped into a lot of pain and anxiety and angst, as the person people are feeling, which is very rarely reported in the media or understood by the punditry. The fact is there are millions of people in the country today whose Life Expectancy is lower than their parents. They are living in despair, theyre turning to alcohol, drugs and suicide because they see no future for themselves. Youve got 60yearold workers, today, stephen, who are facing retirement. Half of those workers, do you know how much money they have in the bank facing retirement . Zero. They dont have a nickel. Think of going into retirement without a penny in the bank scared to death. Youve got single moms out there today who are making 30,000, 40,000 a year and spend 13,000, 15,000 in childcare. How do you survive . Kids graduating from college 50,000 in debt earning 12 an hour. That is the reality of america we do not talk about. I talked about it as much as i could. Trump talked about it. The end of the campaign, trump was posing as a hero of the working class of america. I happen not to believe him. I hope im wrong and i hope he does follow through on some of his ideas about creating jobs and raising wages. But to answer your question, i think what the punditry and the establishment does not understand there, a lot of people in this country who are suffering, hurting and scared to get the about tomorrow for their kinds and he tapped into that anxiety. Stephen people are march anything the streets. Are you in favor t of that . I think people are expressing their feelings and exercising their constitutional right. Stephen what about the the not my president . President . We have to figure out where do we go from here, this is the reality. I have been focusing on several things and lets be clear about h this election. Hillary clinton ended up with 2 million more votes than donald trump cheers and applause so dont see this as a mass you know, as a massive success for trump. He lost the popular vote. Second of all, he comes into the white house as the least popular candidate in the history of this country. Please do not think that all of the people who voted for donald trump agree with his sentiments about women or africanamericans or, you know, his rejection of the science regarding climate change, they dont. But for a variety of reasons, they did end up voting for them. Our job, now, is, in my view, to figure out how we create an effective opposition. Now, the truth is, democrats should not be losing to a candidate who insults so many people, who wants to give huge tax breaks to the top twotenths of one percent and rejects climate change. How are we losing these elections . Something is fundamentally wrong. What i am trying to do now is bring about structural changes in the Democratic Party so it becomes a grassroots party. applause stephen we have to take a break. Well be right back with senator Bernie Sanders. cheers and applause some of us are serious, some thrive on comedy. Ive sailed upon the seven seas and stopped in every land, ive seen the wonders of the world not yet one common man. I know ten thousand women called jane and mary jane, ive not seen any two who really were the same. Mirror twins are different although their features jibe, and lovers think quite different thoughts while lying side by side. I note the obvious differences between each sort and type, but we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. We are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. What do we want our kids how to game a test. Or test themselves in a game . How to master an exam. Or examine a master . How to be robots. Or build robots . 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Now more than ever our revolution cheers and applause stephen you say, on page 4 here, i ended this campaign far more optimistic about the future of our country than when i began. Do you still feel that way . I do. Stephen okay. I spoke in 46 states in this country and what i saw was incredible. I saw so many Beautiful People. This is from my heart. Especially young people. Black, white, latino, asianamerican, native american, incredibly Beautiful People who want to make this country into the country that we know it can become, not only trying to wipe out prejudice but create an economy that works for all of us and not just the 1 . They inspired me. They inspired me today. cheers and applause stephen well, after the 2012 loss of mitt romney to barack obama, the republicans commissioned what was called loosely the autopsy of the Republican Party, what was wrong and what they had to do next. If there was an autopsy of the Democratic Party, what would it say . What it would say is the democrats cannot continue to be run, the Democratic Party by what i call a liberal elite applause stephen do you consider yourself a liberal elite. No, i dont. Good meaning people, theyre not enemies. But the party has to transform itself to be a party that, first of all, opens the door, that is a party that feels the pain of working class people, of middle class, of young, old people, brings people into the party on virtually every issue that i talk about in that book, the vast majority of the American People are on our side. Trumps views are a minority. People do not think we should give tax breaks to billionaires. They believe we should raise minimum wage and have pay equity for women. They do believe we should make public colleges and universities tuitionfree. So our job now, and this is terribly important at this moment, people ask me every day what do we do now . What you do is get involved heavily into the political process. When millions stand up and fight back, we will not be denied. cheers and applause stephen i want to ask you two questions here to close. They are sort of related questions. The first one is what is the best Case Scenario you see Going Forward . In what areas could you see yourself and leading people to cooperate with the goals of the Trump Campaign . The bestCase Scenario is that trump is not an his views are all over the place. The good news is that when millions of people say to him, you know, mr. Trump, what youre talking about is not going in the right direction, he may actually hear those things. Thats the good news. The bad news, which is probably the second part of the question stephen the second part of the question is whats the worstCase Scenario. Ill tell you the worst case stephen keep it light. Its latenight tv. I wish i could, but this is the worst case. The worst case, if not trump himself, people around trump are saying, hmm, lets see, weve got the house, the senate, weve got the white house, were going to have the Supreme Court, were going to change the rules of the game so we dont lose anymore. That means you have this disastrous United StatesSupreme Court decision that allows billionaires to buy election. They could do away with finance Campaign Laws so if someone says, here is 500 million, youre running for the United States senate from new jersey. I own you, here is your script. Thats what Koch Brothers and the leadership of the Republican Party want. On top of that they will move forward more vigorously in suppression to make it harder for people to vote. Unleash billionaires to buy elections, make it hard for millions of people to participate, they think they can control this government indefinitely. Thats the worst case. Our job is to bring tens of millions of people together to say number one this country is not an oligarchy, its a democracy. Number two, youre not going to split us up by attacking our moments friends or gay friends or women or anybody else. Were going to stand together and fight for a government and economy that works for all of us. cheers and applause stephen thank you for being here the book is our revolution, Bernie Sanders, everybody cheers and applause come intofor our never now ending pasta bowl starting at 9. 99 endless combinations of your favorite pastas, sauces and toppings. Now including chicken alfredo. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. Hurry, this never ending value ends soon. At olive garden. Hey nicki, what are you doing here . You tell me, steven. What, im snappin youve been streaming my videos all morning now youre with this thing . No, its not you, its verizon, they limit my data. I had to choose cmon girl, lets get us a man with unlimited data. 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Please welcome alton brown cheers and applause thank you for being here. Thank you very much for having me. Stephen alton, i associate you with food, and what is is this and does Homeland Security snow about it . They do. We had a hard time getting it through the tunnel but they know about it now. This is my ice cream maker. It makes ice cream in a way no other does. May i explain. Stephen please do. I dont know what im talking about. An ice cream maker dont touch has gone into this water type fire extinguisher. Well fire that at the same time we fire the fire extinguisher. When the gas leaves that, the temperature will drop to 100 degrees below zero, creating a gallon of ice cream in ten seconds. Wait, even more stephen youve invented dip and dots. No, because theyre not going to be dots. Its going to be carbonated ice cream. Stephen hold on what . Carbonated ice displeem how is ice cream carbonated . I have co2. Stephen i understand. What flavor . Its funny you mention that. Sometimes in culture one has to learn to swallow something one does not like. Stephen yes. And for me that something is Pumpkin Spice latte. cheers and applause just have i freaking hate Pumpkin Spice latte. I despise it. Stephen youre going to make it tonight. Im going to make an ice cream out of it which i hope will make it better. Ive already placed a gallon of Pumpkin Spice latte in the tank now. Stephen anything else pumpkin colored in the news right now you dont care for . cheers and applause well have some safety here, some goggles on. Stephen okay. This thing sometimes can you guys move back any more tan you are . Because thats a nice hat. Have you ever seen gloves like this . Stephen only when i was breech birthing a heifer. Thats what these are used for. These are large animal vet gloves. You reach into a cow stephen no were going to get the ice cream right out of the cow these gloves are extremely expense saturday night live really . Which is why i bought them used but i washed them thoroughly. Stephen this is the least sexy 50 shades of greyive ever seen. Stand here. Stephen you dont have gloves. Im at the angry end, youre at the wet end. laughter have you ever fired a fire extinguisher before . Stephen yes. Was there an actual fire or were you torturing a cat . Stephen no, i wasnt tore tore torturing a california there was no fire. I was 16. When the time comes you have to really squeeze it. Stephen how are we doing on fine . Fine. It will happen quickly. Stephen this takes place in ten seconds. Yes, but i need you the stand there everything is fine, i mean, usually its fine. So im going to pull out the pan, thus arming the system. Stephen, i need you to focus. Stephen, on me. laughter im going to count down from three. Three, two, one, were both going to fire. Stephen three, two, one squeeze. Yes, three, two, one, uh, squeeze. Stephen okay. Ill couldnt and yell stop, at which point you will release the device. This is so important you get that part right. Because when things go wrong with this its because of that. So are we clear. Stephen . Stephen im so ready. Ready . cheers and applause this almost never fails. But when it does its really spectacular three, two, one ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one stop cheers and applause all right, stephen, come over here. Now, the reason youre wearing these gloves is because this vessel is now about 100 degrees below zero and if i handle it, im going to get frostbite. Spin this around a couple of times. No, no, no no okay, see this, just turn it over a couple of times. I need to check the seals. Okay, were good. Stephen okay. Im going to untape the seem while you keep this from jumping off the track. Ready . Stephen yes. Not hold on literally, just keep it in the track. Stephen okay. Take it off . cheering whoa, whoa, whoa stephen sorry. What did i do . Just keep it there for a second, stephen, just put your hands on there. That could have gotten out of hand really fast. Hold this. There we go. All right, now stephen youre going to be the scariest grandpa ever. laughter ive got enough. No, you dont. Here we go. Stephen all right. Theres only one more thing we need. Stephen want to rub your hands on it . No, i washed right when i came out. Stephen all right. cheering do you get a tingle on your tongue . Its alive stephen its alive your science is on broadway we asked people to write down the things they love to do most on these balloons. Travel with my daughter. Roller derby. Now give up half of em. Do i have to . This is a tough financial choice we could face when we retire. But, if we start saving even just 1 more of our annual income. We could keep doing all the things we love. Prudential. Bring your challenges. cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Anna Kendrick mahershala ali, and chris gethard. 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