cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha
cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha
cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha
Virginia police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club over the weekend. They found graffiti that said, help, i dont want to be president anymore. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Thats right, Virginia Police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club. Theyve narrowed the list of suspects down to all of us. [ laughter ] President Trump said today that his infrastructure plans could cost more than the projected 1 trillion. Said trump, i dont want to alarm anyone, but it could go as high as a bajillion. [ laughter and applause ] the Trump Administration the Trump Administration recently hired a man whose name turned up on a list of accounts released in a 2015 hack of the cheating website, ashley madison. Even crazier, thats all it said on his resume. [ light laughter ] i like this guy. [ laughter ] the show the americans aired earlier tonight on fx. Any fans of the americans here . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic show. Personal favorite of mine. For
Virginia police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club over the weekend. They found graffiti that said, help, i dont want to be president anymore. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Thats right, Virginia Police are investigating vandalism at Trump National golf club. Theyve narrowed the list of suspects down to all of us. [ laughter ] President Trump said today that his infrastructure plans could cost more than the projected 1 trillion. Said trump, i dont want to alarm anyone, but it could go as high as a bajillion. [ laughter and applause ] the Trump Administration the Trump Administration recently hired a man whose name turned up on a list of accounts released in a 2015 hack of the cheating website, ashley madison. Even crazier, thats all it said on his resume. [ light laughter ] i like this guy. [ laughter ] the show the americans aired earlier tonight on fx. Any fans of the americans here . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic show. Personal favorite of mine. For