Stephen hey how are you . cheers and applause jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second day of spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mum staying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid that a deep state of ca
Stephen hey how are you . cheers and applause jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second day of spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mum staying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid that a deep state of ca
Super tuesday. The biggest day of contests in the race for the white house so far. Whos coming out ahead. And who may be closer to dropping out of the race. Plate debate. Why some iowa lawmakers want to get rid of the license plate on the front bumper of your car. And why others dont like the idea. Investigation interference police say the leader of the university of iowa Campus Police force refused an officers request to pull over last summer. What police were looking for. And why they said he was interfering with an investigation. From who hd iowas High Definition leader. This is the channel 13 news at nine on fox 17 003126 i just think its one of those things in the state of iowa that dont we really need it anymore 19 other states nation wide do not require cars to have a license plate on their front bumper. Now iowas turn. Good evening. Im lynn melling. Thank you for joining us tonight. The iowa house is considering a bill that would require only rear license plates on vehicles. Ho
I guess my jokes could be better, but im not willing to put the work in. Plus Comedy Central wont put enough money into the bits we do, so the production value sucks. And finally, its [bleep] impossible to clear a lot of the clips that we want to put on air. Not everything can be fair used, you know . Was that over 140 characters . [exhales] [applause] why have you stopped showing vomiting in each episode . It adds a lot of character to the show. [retching] [audience oohs] youre welcome. Why is john cusack so amazing . [bleep] you. Did you have sex with the sex doll from tonights sode . Dont call it a sode, you ass[bleep]. [cheers and applause] [laughs] oh, cross your fingers. Hope yours made it. To see more of your questions answered, go to our website, comedycentral. Com tosh. 0. Thanks. Make sure you watch our next sode. See you next week. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank yo
Workers. But lets remember, this is from a president who didnt believe the job numbers, called the numbers from the bureau of labor statistics bogus. I think he likes these numbers. Lets bring in christine romans. I think so. If hes going to create 15 million jobs over the next ten years, he needs more months like this. It was a very strong january. And when you look out over the past last year, this number, interestingly, almost exactly what this number was last year, when it wasnt the animal spirits of donald trump fueling Business Optimism but just an economy starting to roar. Unemployment rate ticking down, the jobless rate would have fallen further if people werent coming off the sidelines. Which is always good news. More people coming in, you want to see that. February matches exactly february of last year. The jobless rate down steadily from those terrible old days in 2010 when we saw about 10 unemployment. So this has been a steadily improving labor market. You will hear, thoug